DUmmie FUnnies 06-15-05 (Pied Piper Pitt Self-Morphs From Nehru To Martin Luther)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 15, 2005 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix

[PJ-Comix]

Now DC area Lutherans have a good reason to Freep Pied Piper Pitt tomorrow for absurdly comparing himself to Martin Luther. Since Pitt won't get anywhere near the White House door, perhaps he can nail his insanities to a Lafayette Park Restaurant door where Mary Matalin and I might be dining to discuss a DUmmie FUnnies book (with CD-ROM insert for related comix stories) deal once she contacts me at: PJ-Comix.

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[Hoodlum91]

First top 10!!

[PJ-Comix]

PING!

[Bahbah]

Can I bear to read this. I don't know :)

[Xenalyte]

Woohoo! A new one!

[Purrcival]

OH! OH! OH! TOP TEN!!!

[Charles Henrickson]

Pitt nailed his Ninety-Five Feces

PJ, you beat me to it.

[Purrcival]

The American military has all but conceded the fact that this war is lost.

Huh? What planet is this guy on? Someone should ask him to look up and describe what color the sky is, how many moons there are, and what color is his sun.

[beandog]

The first good laugh I've had in days. Thank you.

[Purrcival]

...as Bush was unfurling his "Mission Accomplished" banner.

ARRRRRGH! I get SO SICK of these people MISREPRESENTING the meaning of the "Mission Accomplished" banner. Anyone who has ever worked on a long-term, multi-faceted project knows that such a project is made up of many discrete tasks. The mission in question was THE TAKING OF BAGHDAD AND THE TOPPLING OF SADDAM, which HAD been accomplished! The banner was NOT implying that the job was done!!!!! That meaning was INFERRED by the enemies of the President!

[Charles Henrickson]

The last time I checked, after Martin Luther nailed Ninety-Five theses to the church door, he didn’t follow it up by nailing Ninety-Five retractions to the same door as would have been your style.

In fact, when called before the emperor and "asked" to recant his writings, Luther said, "I cannot and I will not recant! Here I stand. I can do no other."

Pitt, on the other hand, can and will recant, if he needs to placate the DUmmie Ants.

[freedumb2003]

10?

[PJ-Comix]

"Here I recant. I can do no other!" ---Pied Piper Pitt

[Charles Henrickson]

The Conyers hearing will be held on Thursday at 2:30pm EST in room HC-9 in the Capitol Building in Washington DC. This is a small room. . . .

In fact, it's a broom closet, isn't it?

[mr druid]

ping.

And hello everyone.

[grwcfl537]

overflow of public viewers will be directed to the Wasserman Room in the headquarters of the Democratic National Committee

But they must pass the test to qualify for entry.

[infidel29]

They are getting a little too close to the edge. I'm afraid one of these DUmmies will snap one of these days and do something really drastic and stupid.

Then again I just finished watching "Sling Blade". I can picture Pittster sitting in a sanatorium saying, "Mmm-Hmm... I like them french fried p-taters...Mmmm-Hmm... I reckon we'll have to take back the White House..."

[Purrcival]

10?

Well, if you subtract PJ's original message and his ping message, you get n-2, where n=12, the number of your post. Yeah, 10.

:-)

[Charles Henrickson]

The hearing and rally have been organized by the After Downing Street coalition

After Downing a few bottles of Flor de Caña slow-aged rum, I still wouldn't be able to sit through ten minutes of this.

[planekT]

Well you're absolutely correct, and as usual the DUmmies (and the MSM) grasped at this stupid straw like Bush had done something wrong.

It bothers a lot of them that Saddam was toppled in such short order. I really think they were actually hoping for a long drawn out conflict with heavy casualties on our side to show that they were "right".

Makes one sick to their stomach to think back on it. If there's a bright spot, it can be found in Tommy Franks book "American Soldier" where he gives due credit to CNN for their part in the annihilation of the Iraqi Republican Guard as a viable fighting force.