Posted on 06/08/2005 7:22:52 PM PDT by PJ-Comix
Self-recognition is the first step in the cure for utter idiocy. Therefore some DUmmies are displaying some hope in this THREAD titled, I'm a DUmmy, and PROUD of it!!!!! Yes, once in a while my DUmmie Ants realize they are being watched as this thread reveals. Please remember, DUmmies, that your whole existence is STRICTLY for my entertainment. Of course, that wont stop me from profiting from the laughs you provide in the future if I can ever get Mary Matalin to make that lunch date with me to discuss a DUmmie FUnnies book (with CD-ROM insert for related comix stories) deal. So now let us look in at our DUmmies inside their Ant Farm looking back at us in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, grateful that the DUmmies are proud to be DUmmies, is in the [brackets]:
I'm a DUmmy, and PROUD of it!!!!!
[Isnt that also Howard Deans motto?]
I see the latest nickname the unimaginative morans have tried to label us with is DUmmy, or DUmmie. I'll be their DUmmie, or as Val Kilmer's Doc Holliday said,"I'll be your huckleberry".
[Since you arent Doc Holliday you can be my dingleberry, DUmmie.]
Who cares what those brainwashed freaks think. I'd rather be a DUmmie than a FReeper
[Congratulations on having a permanent DUmmie status!]
what I don't understand...is the UTTER OBSESSION "they" have with DU. I mean, they follow us like a soap opera, fer cryin' out loud.
[More like a comedy routine. However you do provide some good soap opera with your Drama Queen antics.]
They are starving for ideas. Maybe even they are burning out on repeating the rovian talking points. Oh the name really hurts freeps!
[Every morning a Fedex envelop arrives for me filled with Rovian talking points for me to repeat.]
It's what happens when you remove masturbation as an option their members are too tiny to even pee with so they have to obsess about something else
[Speaking of obsessions: Jeff Gannon, Downing Street Memo, IHOP, MIHOP, PNAC, BFEE, etc..]
I can bet the response to this, no joke. Watch them say: "because you are a soap opera". Or something equally unoriginal.
[More like a COMEDY since you always keep us laughing.]
I understand their obsession. They are soulless, unethical, and un-American, so their obsession is par for the course.
[Im so soulless and unethical that I ADMIT getting my laughs from pathetic DUmmies.]
Stem Cells = important
Starving Children = nope
[DUmmies = dopes.]
I'm a liberal DUmmy and proud of it.
[Liberal DUmmie is a redundancy.]
There is a poster over there who I am certain is lying about his kid being hurt in Iraq. I think we should start a site investigating this internet fraud being perpetrated on good trusting conservatives who fall for any patriotic story no matter how big a lie it is.
[Uh-Oh! Methinks you have just incurred the wrath of speed_addiction. Stand by for the FIREWORKS!]
At least as ethical as them challenging Andy. Sorry..if Andy is a liar then so is that person..and they certainly have appeared on all the Andy threads..they deserve our investigation
[Funnie how the words pancreatic cancer have become TABOO in DUmmieland. Want a quick way to be tombstoned? Then just ask Skinner about Scamdys medical status---specifically if he REALLY had pancreatic cancer.]
That parent supports the war...when they challenge Andy's credibility, they put their own at stake
[When you hold up Scamdy as your Poster Boy for Credibility then you know why we call you DUmmies.]
Dummy or Dummie?
[DUmmie is the preferred spelling. Thanx for asking.]
now that I have your attention. F*CK YOU, ASSHOLES
[Getting under your skin, eh DUmmie CatWoman?]
Well, I like DUmmie. Usually I pay no attention to threads concering these "people", but, I like the ie ending.
[I test marketed it and when the DUmmie FUnnies book is published it has been shown that DUmmie works out better in the title than DUmmy.]
I am a Crash Test DUmmie. I hurl myself at obstacles of moran nature.
[You DUmmies are crash testing yourselves all the time. However, my favorite Crash Test was on election day when you DUmmies were GLOATING over Kerrys victory based on the exit polls. Then a few hours later you DUmmies crashed against the harsh reality of the ACTUAL election results. Another Hilarious episode in the endless DUmmie Crash Tests.[
I am not a DUmmie.
[Its not a matter of choice, DUmmie LittleClarkie.]
They actually talk about particular posters here as though they know them. I kid you not, like some obsessive psychotic un-fan club: stalkers in other words.
[The critters in my DUmmie Ant Farm often perform in certain predictable patterns that makes them very recognizable. For example that Drama Queen soapbox you frequently emote upon, DUmmie lala_rawraw. However, Im afraid that DUmmie mopaul has you beat for flat out looniness. When I see one of his posts, it is a guarantee of laughable bile spilling over.]
The reason we know so many DUmmie personalities so well is because they post hundreds of times everyday.
CatWoman has been hanging around liberalnurse too long!
I bet if he talks right he could get the DUmmies to pony up and bring his salary up to par so he coulld have another chance with the Herpes Queen.
What was funny was the "ladies" were sticking up for poor Steve (that old mean Herpes Queen)and the "gents" were saying "Why shouldn't she be looking out for her future! It was a bizzare thread.
"Help stevenumbers raise the money he needs to get a date! He needs it NOW--he's going blind!"
Nite All
Moran. Nature.
This was for real? I thought it was a joke. The DUmmies never cease to amaze me. So the old girl told steverino he was too broke to bother with, huh? Maybe if he moved out from his parents basement, quit McDonalds and got a real job.....
It was for real! I read that thread the very night he posted it. Poor Steve was she was so unfair. Half of them called her a gold-digger! $40,000 constitues a gold-digger to them.
More fun...
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=104x3817218
Actually any movie with Kurt Russell, Sam Elliot and Val Kilmer is a damn good movie...and a bonus cowboy boots and dusters...have yet to find a man that doesn't look good in that combination...well, okay, you need the hat too!
Cindie
Here's a classic "ben" thread. Creates all kinds of ruckus on that thread...it almost seems like he's baiting them when he says things like "you do know he probably won't get up off the table?" (paraphrase). Giving stats about low survival rates. Then he suddenly becomes Mr. Innocent...declares himself completely confused and low and behold...we learn that Andy doesn't have PC after all (or maybe he does), but he's got an excellent prognosis...90% chance of survival. Naturally, the people asking for some kind of transparency are there looking for answers and not very happy at the change in diagnosis. At the end, he says, "Ive asked for this thread to be deleted. No good can come of this."
Two days later, after Will has his "brush with reality" meltdown (at which time ben told Will, "...much as I hate to suggest this, perhaps now would be a good time to involve legal council?")...he starts another thread Without discussing the actual topic, I would like to apologize.Had I known asking the questions I asked would unleash this firestorm that seems destined to destroy peoples lives I would have kept quiet. Im sorry that I caused this.."
He's either a complete air head or a genius.
Cindie
A gold digger cause she wanted someone who wasn't on the government dole. LOL! Sounds like she needs to come to our side and find her a real man!
I got hooked on Deadwood and now have all the episodes saved.
How in the hell do you go from death's door with pancreatic cancer to a 90% chance of full recovery? This defies all of the odds. He's gonna skew the stats on pancreatic cancer.
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