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Before we plunge into this latest edition of the DUFUs, allow me to direct your attention to this story: Woman Who Faked Cancer Sent To Jail. GASP! There are really people out there who fake having cancer? I bet the DUmmies would have a hard time believing this.

Now on to the BIG NEWS. Apparently Bob Woodward's recent article about a possible Dick Cheney run in 2008 wasn't just idle speculation. I got that word from a Republican Deep Throat (and DUFU fan). IF Cheney gets the okay from his doctors and IF Cheney is convinced there is a big groundswell of support for him, he WILL run in '08. Hopefully Cheney is found to be in good health and doesn't have something really debilitating like pancreatic cancer.

In case you are curious, my source on the Cheney info was NOT Karl Rove. Also it wasn't Mary Matalin. Too bad. If it was Mary Matalin I would arrange for a lunch date to discuss it further. Then instead of talking about Dick Cheney I would spend the entire lunch plugging a DUmmie FUnnies book (with CD-ROM insert for related comix stories). However, I was thinking that if the state of Maryland indicts Andy Stephenson for fraud and I was subpoenaed to be a witness there, I wouldn't be too far from Mary Matalin for that lunch date. To arrange a lunch date with ol' PJ here, Mary Matalin only needs to contact me at: PJ-Comix.

Let me know if you want on the DUmmie FUnnies PING List.

1 posted on 06/03/2005 7:16:15 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
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If the Dummies and their allies get a third party candidate to split the Hillary vote that candidate's life will be in mortal danger.

Hillary won't just run PR ops against them, she will hire hit men.

The Dummies, as usual, have absolutely no idea who are they are dealing with here.
92 posted on 06/03/2005 1:15:04 PM PDT by cgbg (When do I wake up from this socialist nightmare?)
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I read that story about the cancer fraud in the Salt Lake Tribune two weeks ago when I was there on business....made me think of nothing but Andy scam and the DUmmies....one born every minute....
95 posted on 06/03/2005 1:27:21 PM PDT by Getsmart64 (..)
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They just don't get it! We OWN the voting machines! We OWN the media! We OWN the internets! Their pitiful little party with silly little candidates is NOTHING! Our plan will not be derailed by anything as a pithy little National Election!

Are they blind? Can they not see? We already own America.
Herr Rove already has bigger plans! Why the insistence on Bolton in the UN? Come on, why? Because the position of General Secretary of the UN is next for George W. Bush! Yes, George W. Bush will be PRESIDENT OF THE WORLD! With all the military might of the United States Military at his disposal and what ever other military joins him (by force if necessary)! Finally! We will have the world we deserve!
BWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWA!


112 posted on 06/03/2005 2:35:02 PM PDT by speed_addiction (Somethings gnaw on a man worse'n dyin'.)
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I would crawl through broken glass to get Cheney elected.


119 posted on 06/03/2005 3:16:25 PM PDT by Fenris6 (3 Purple Hearts in 4 months w/o missing a day of work? He's either John Rambo or a Fraud)
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Top 120?


121 posted on 06/03/2005 3:21:06 PM PDT by Purrcival (Aw geez, not the "impeachment" stuff again! Do liberals EVER stop whining? Sore losers.)
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...this latter seemed very important to Dole in his future career of doing Penile Erectile Dysfunction commercials on TV.

...or leering at Britney Spears in that Pepsi commercial...

129 posted on 06/03/2005 3:29:22 PM PDT by Purrcival (Aw geez, not the "impeachment" stuff again! Do liberals EVER stop whining? Sore losers.)
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Hillary? A GREAT candidate - for me to poop on!

133 posted on 06/03/2005 3:40:42 PM PDT by Purrcival (Aw geez, not the "impeachment" stuff again! Do liberals EVER stop whining? Sore losers.)
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I shall devour this DUmmie buffet later...but this sticks out:

If the Democratic Party runs Hillary ( a pro-war neodem), it deserves to lose. But we don't. If we can't get the party to wake up, the real Democrats ought to put together their own ticket with real Democrats.

In 1860, Stephen Douglas was not "real" enough for the Dems...so they split apart and Abe Lincoln cruised to victory. If the moonbats want to split off and form their own party and give us the White House for 20 years or so, I'm all for it.

143 posted on 06/03/2005 4:03:15 PM PDT by Mr. Silverback (The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single cup of coffee.)
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What makes the DUmmies think they have ANY say in who runs
for the rat party.

Idioten!
Hillery!Arslochers!


172 posted on 06/03/2005 5:14:30 PM PDT by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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"Are we really going to let the GOP talk us into running Hillary?"

Well we DID convince you morans to hire Howard Dean as the DNC Chair didn't we?

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHH!!!!


223 posted on 06/03/2005 6:26:34 PM PDT by txradioguy (In Memory Of My Friend 1SG Tim Millsap A Co. 70th Eng Bn ...K.I.A. 25 April 2005)
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I just love the DUmmie FUnnies! They want to run a "real" democrat eh? Does that mean they know Hillary is a closet Communist? :-)
228 posted on 06/03/2005 6:29:07 PM PDT by ladyinred
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bump for later


419 posted on 06/04/2005 1:00:11 AM PDT by Checkers
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If the Democratic Party runs Hillary ( a pro-war neodem)

Is that like being an anti-war neocon?
429 posted on 06/04/2005 5:49:22 AM PDT by MikefromOhio (1,000,000 Iraqi Dinar = 715.103 US Dollar - Get yours today)
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oh my


485 posted on 06/04/2005 10:07:31 AM PDT by Checkers
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"Interesting and FUnnie to see the Democrats falling for it ONCE AGAIN. ’08 will be a DOUBLE WHAMMIE for you folks. Hillary as your losing nominee and Cheney as OUR President.]"

OK, you are really starting to sound like Cartman.(smiles)


705 posted on 06/05/2005 11:07:36 AM PDT by postaldave (smile, your mom was pro-life.)
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I predict the dems will not nominate Hillary in 08, they will nominate Joe Biden. I know the odds are against that scenario, but I just don't see dem power brokers risking everything (the White House, Senate races, House races, Governors' races, State Legislative races) on her when they know she has no chance at all in any Red States, and could very well lose several Blue States (Wisconsin, Minnesota, New Hampshire, Maine, and Oregon). We (the GOP) have miles and miles of video of her outrageous, arrogant, flippant, and partisan hack comments that will surely end up in very destructive attack ads. I hope those idiots do nominate her, but I just don't see it. I think the best she can hope for is a VP nomination or a cabinet job if the dem candidate wins.


1,200 posted on 06/08/2005 6:05:55 AM PDT by moose2004 (You Can Run But You Can't Hide!)
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