Posted on 06/03/2005 7:16:14 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
Has Andy Stephenson entered a DUmmieland Witness Protection Program? For the past few days, ever since Andy began publicly harassing the relatives of Bev Harris by posting their names and personal information about them, Scamdy has DISAPPEARED. In fact ALL MENTION in Dummieland about Scamdy’s “pancreatic cancer” has disappeared and if any there are so bold as to post any reference to Scamdy, Skinner immediately sends it down the Memory Pitt. As to Pied Piper Pitt, following his much ballyhooed posting of documents “proving” that Scamdy did indeed have pancreatic cancer, he has retracted his head into his turtle shell and REFUSES to further comment about those documents. One big reason is that those documents Pitt posted accurately predicted in an April 27 FAX that Scamdy would have surgery during the week of May 23 even though at the time of the FAX the surgery was still scheduled for May 10 and wasn’t rescheduled until almost 2 weeks after the FAX was sent. Right now the DUmmies are hoping that the whole Andy Stephenson Situation (as Skinner called it) would just go away. Unfortunately for Dummieland, the DUmmie FUnnies will STILL shine the light on this scandal which demonstrates what a bunch of dim-witted gullible fools the DUmmies were. Until Scamdy or Skinner or Pitt makes a full public confession (or are indicted) the DUmmie FUnnies will consistently hammer the DUmmies on this subject in all future DUmmie FUnnies. This edition of the DUmmie FUnnies based on a DUmmie THREAD titled, “Are we really going to let the GOP talk us into running Hillary?” will continue smoking out the DUmmies on this point. As usual the DUmmie postings still in Scamdy Denial are in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, about to reveal some inside political info he recently received, is in the [brackets]:
Are we really going to let the GOP talk us into running Hillary?
[Consider it payback for talking us into nominating Bob Dole in 1996. Bob Dole didn’t so much run to win as to merely build up his resume. Somehow this latter seemed very important to Dole in his future career of doing Penile Erectile Dysfunction commercials on TV. At least we have no doubt that Dole suffered from this problem (no one admits to this condition unless they really had it) but we STILL don’t know what sort of medical problem Andy Stephenson had although it was almost certainly NOT pancreatic cancer.]
I think she would be an awful candidate. She's not that great a speaker, clearly not at all concerned about corporate power, posturing more and more "moderate" all of the time. The Senate alone has at least a dozen other Democrats who would make better candidates than her.
[All the more reason why Karl Rove has designated her as your ’08 nominee.]
But the GOP is licking its fetid chops, man. They can just about taste the hatefest they would enjoy if she were running. There would be no holds barred on the calumny and slander that they would rain down on her.
[Karl Rove has put out a directive to NOT accuse Hillary of faking a pancreatic cancer operation. Something like that is OFF-LIMITS.]
They are walking a fine line, though. Having demonized her for more than 10 years now, they need to talk Democrats into getting her through the primaries, so they have to cool it down a bit and talk about what a great potential candidate she would be. David Broder put up a column not too long ago just like that.
[Psst! Why do you think the Bushes and Bill Clinton are acting like buddies now? It’s all part of the Rovian Master Plan.]
But they can't stop talking about her. Both Hannity & Colmes and Bill O'Rodent had segments on her Tuesday night. What other Democratic politician gets so much attention from those loons?
[Kerry recently got a flurry of press attention when he FINALLY signed his Form 180 to release his military records to the public. Yes, he FINALLY signed Form 180 and now we are waiting for him to FINALLY drop that signed form in the mail.]
Thinking "well, if the GOP hates her so much, they must be afraid of her, therefore she would be a great candidate" is the trap the Democrats cannot, must not, walk into. Step away. This will be the most important national IQ test for the Democrats in a long time.
[I am SO CONFIDENT of the low DUmmie IQ that I can flat out state the Rovian Game Plan without the slightest fear that you DUmmies can do anything about it. Hey! If you were DUmb enough to send in your money to Andy Stephenson for a phony pancreatic cancer operation then you certainly will easily be manipulated by Karl Rove despite advance warning.]
Having said all that, I'd vote for her in a heartbeat next to any GOP candidate. But please Lahd, and all my fellow Democrats, please don't let it come to that.
[It WILL come to it. And now to announce the ULTIMATE DUmmie nightmare, DUmmie ProfessorPlum. Not only is Karl Rove saddling you with Hillary but the GOP candidate for ’08 has already been decided upon---Dick Cheney. You think that Bob Woodward story about Cheney being drafted in ’08 was just idle speculation? A Republican Deep Throat handed that story to Woodward to pass along. The fact is if Cheney’s doctors give him the go-ahead and IF Cheney is convinced there is a groundswell of support for him, he WILL run in ’08. Look forward to a CONTINUATION of the Bush policies following the next election.]
condi vs. mccain. rove attacks once again.
[Nope. Cheney vs McCain=Cheney Winner. Rove STRIKES again!]
Let them run their nutcase ... and we should pick someone sensible. I like HC, but she simply has no chance for victory. All the general polls do not change the fact that swing state voters will not bite.
[Nutcase McCain might run but he CAN’T win against Cheney. “President Cheney.” Prepare for those words, DUmmies.]
If the Democratic Party runs Hillary ( a pro-war neodem), it deserves to lose. But we don't. If we can't get the party to wake up, the real Democrats ought to put together their own ticket with real Democrats.
[Hillary WILL be your losing candidate. Live with it.]
the media and GOP dictated who our candidate would be and those fine tuned political machines in Iowa and New Hampshire went for it hook, line and sinker. *cough*assholes*cough* It's been interesting to watch the same exact process being put into motion yet again.
[Interesting and FUnnie to see the Democrats falling for it ONCE AGAIN. ’08 will be a DOUBLE WHAMMIE for you folks. Hillary as your losing nominee and Cheney as OUR President.]
Even if she doesn't run, the GOP will make money on the RW's fear that she will. That's why we're hearing so much about her right now.
[All part of the Vast Rovian Storm. Hillary’s name will raise TONS of money. However, she WILL be your nominee. Make no mistake about that. So Rove has said. So let it be done.]
I guess that now, they want to tout her as the be-all of candidates for Dems in 08. We need someone who can WIN and I'm not sure Hillary can - which is why I think they are trying to ram her down our collective throats. And of course, they've subcontraced the MSM to help them do it.
[Choke on the Hillary in your collective throats!]
Sad to say, I don't like her enough to defend her when the hate fest revs in gear. And, I would never vote for either.
[HILLARY vs CHENEY = GOP LANDSLIDE]
We need her but we are too goddam stupid to elect her, so we don't deserve her.
[Hillary is just TOO GOOD for us. We don’t deserve her. Also we don’t deserve that other candidate for sainthood---Andy Stephenson.]
actually, technically, she is a horrendous speaker that has never squelched the "ah" impulse.
[Ah. You know, Hillary, um, does seem to, you know, have that, ah, problem.]
What if it was MCCain vs Clark. That would be interesting.
[About as realistic as Andy Stephenson’s pancreatic cancer. 2008 will be Hillary vs Cheney. Count on it.]
Right, David Allen of Plan9 publishing. It appears someone used his name, and his REAL address to register scamdy.com . There are several explanations that I can think of, but I am gonna wait till the fallout has settled somewhat.
Now I am lost.
Lost, doesn't begin to cover it. I've only said since day one (when some of us talked elsewhere), But that was about 15 years ago.) Some friends still recall. Heck, I still get a private note once in-awhile. New folks, really: hadit.com has answers.
So what do you think the legal repercussions could be?
I agree
What cracks me up is that they're always but always threatening legal action...like those kinds of threats ever scare anyone but them. One of the advantages of obeying the law is that you have to know what the law is...hence knowing whether something like a website would prompt legal action.
Oh, and the "that was debunked last month" post...riiiiight. That's why everyone at DU comes over here or CU to find out what's going on. That's why Wee Willy felt compelled to post more bogus documents...easier to debunk than the Rathergate papers...do they have the same designer? That's why Skinner didn't have the B*LLS to do what he promised and find out what kind of surgery Andy was having and how much it costs. Nope, our man Skinner calls the MEDIA RELATIONS department for answers, like they'd really know about one patient among the 100's there...you'd think he was Barabara Streisand or something.
Cindie
Well, thanks. I have no idea what you are talking about.
Yeah, I think that is my new favorite episdoe of all time. I was going to watch it again and get some more lines but I recorded over it so I had to look up quotes from TV Tome .
I've been MEANING to get firefox for about 10 months now. Must do it.
Anyhow, now that you got it, since you've been keeping all the timelines, I definitely can go to bed... I'm pretty certain that the info given by the DUmmies must be faulty, but it's interesting to save.
Good night all.
OK
Guess you had to be there, huh?
Never mind, CAluvdubya.====
CAluvdubya
JLO
ok
Oh, and JLO, I think CAluvdubya is referring to this:
Get a GRIP. I don't care what you think.
I know who's who. You still don't.
Figure it out, OR NOT.
I don't think anyone but you knows what you're talking about there...
It all depends on who is doing what....
He is convinced that Bev had something to do with it, could be, but I dont know why she'd set herself up like this. He claims that someone used his home address, but that is pretty easy to find by searching on his name, city, and county in Google. He claims that the phone number used was only known by a few people, his artists and writers, and Bev I guess.
Maybe he had a brainfart when he registered the name, and AndyScam=David Allen, Who knows...
I think Frank read the announcement at CU, the link being somewhere back a ways in this thread.
NoNags.com. Best place on the net for reviewed freeware. If no nags gives it a 5 or 6, it's usually very good. This link should take you directly to their screen capture software area.
Cindie
If its just a screen shot ya want, you can press Ctrl-PrintScreen. That will take a snapshot of the screen and put it into the clipboard. Then open whatever graphics program you want (for example, Paint), and go to the Edit menu and choose Paste, or try typing Ctrl-v. Viola.
Okay but why would someone, even a dummie be stupid enough the repost all the information on a public website. Granted it's out there, but one has to put some effort into searching a domain, etc. You'd have to WANT to find it for whatever reason. This way, any idiot passing through now has his info. What a doofus.
Maybe this is the next "big thing" to distract the dummies so they stop thinking about how they were scammed. Another big conspiracy...they eat that stuff up. First it was mean ole Bev against poor widdle vote maven, Andy...then, the ever escalating disease that might have killed him but never took him out of circulation...then the big, bad corporate scoundrels running the financial department (oh, and the government who is evil because Andy doesn't have health care...nevermind he could have gotten free health care in his home state...nevermind a highly qualified doctor recommended by JH could have done his surgery...no, no, NO...ignore all that because Andy is super duper special and he should have better free health care than anyone else...Andy's free health care should let him go to any facility he darn well pleases and be bumped to the front of the line if that's what he wants...but since even people that pay for their health care (because they have jobs and stuff like that) can't just trot off to the facility of their choice like Andy "I NEED THE BEST CARE AVAILABLE" Stephenson...well, Bush must be evil and, well we need to run right out and politicize Andy's plight so that the little people can continue to bask in the glow of the bright, shining star that is Andy...because even while he was sick, those nasty Freepers were after him...and in spite of that...he was miraculously able to rise from his bed in ICU after 7.5 hours of surgery and speak...yes, speak to his subjects...and eventhough those nasty freepers were joining forces with the even eviler Bev planning who knows what kind of nefarious conspiracy...since they went SO far as to post all those lie...um, I mean inconsist...I mean VERY SERIOUS PROBLEMS Andy had along with way with whole gosh darn world out to get him cuz he's like a blood hound sniffing out vote fraud...and here he is trying to recover...and it's just been a miracle already...walking around the next day and into a regular room and out of the hospital all in less time than it would take an ordinary man to be able to take a deep breath again after such invasive surgery...And now here he is in tremendous pain...which must be the evil corporations or republicans or Bush again because every other PC patient is kept in the hospital and usually in ICU so they can get enough pain medication so they aren't in tremendous pain...but brave Andy carries on...and now...just when it seems like things are calming down so he can sneak of and spend the rest of the mo...I mean recover in peace and quiet...those darn vote stealing bevbot corporations in the pocket of Bush and Karl Rove get those evil freepers to start doing very mean and possibly illegal things to one of Andy's very good friends...it's another conspiracy, I tell ya...one that's going to cost more money and well Andy's pile...uh carefully documented funds are nearly gone except the tiny little bit he needs to live on while getting chemo and radiation...or maybe the vaccine trial depending on which storyline...I mean what diagnosis the doctor gives...don't even get me started on that...and Andy's gonna need more money too...cuz even with such a miracle you never know what disease Karl Rove will inject into him next...and it's a good thing he's there to stand between all you little people and those evil truthseek...liars on the other side...have a brownie...peace, man...cuz it's just another psychotic day in paradise.
Cindie
bump for later
Yes, but has anyone SEEN termite lately, or ever for that matter. I mean...we've only been told that he was at the hospital or remodeling the bathroom. I've seen enough episodes of Law & Order to know it's really, really easy to cover up a crime while you're putting in a new cement floor...LOL!
Cindie
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