[Purrcival]

...this latter seemed very important to Dole in his future career of doing Penile Erectile Dysfunction commercials on TV.

...or leering at Britney Spears in that Pepsi commercial...

[Charles Henrickson]

Dole had Electile Dysfunction.

[PJ-Comix]

What's frightening about Dole doing the Penile Erectile Dysfunction commercials is thinking what happened when he finally popped the Viagra. Did he wear a Playboy bathrobe while washing down the Viagra with a whiskey? Then I picture Dole walking over to his closed bedroom door, banging on it, and yelling: "OH LIDDY! YOUR BOBBY BOY IS BACK AND UP FOR SOME ACTION!!!"

In the history of TV commercials the Dole PED bits have to rate as among the most BIZARRE ever!