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DUmmie FUnnies 06-03-05 ("Are we really going to let the GOP talk us into running Hillary?")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 3, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 06/03/2005 7:16:14 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

Has Andy Stephenson entered a DUmmieland Witness Protection Program? For the past few days, ever since Andy began publicly harassing the relatives of Bev Harris by posting their names and personal information about them, Scamdy has DISAPPEARED. In fact ALL MENTION in Dummieland about Scamdy’s “pancreatic cancer” has disappeared and if any there are so bold as to post any reference to Scamdy, Skinner immediately sends it down the Memory Pitt. As to Pied Piper Pitt, following his much ballyhooed posting of documents “proving” that Scamdy did indeed have pancreatic cancer, he has retracted his head into his turtle shell and REFUSES to further comment about those documents. One big reason is that those documents Pitt posted accurately predicted in an April 27 FAX that Scamdy would have surgery during the week of May 23 even though at the time of the FAX the surgery was still scheduled for May 10 and wasn’t rescheduled until almost 2 weeks after the FAX was sent. Right now the DUmmies are hoping that the whole Andy Stephenson Situation (as Skinner called it) would just go away. Unfortunately for Dummieland, the DUmmie FUnnies will STILL shine the light on this scandal which demonstrates what a bunch of dim-witted gullible fools the DUmmies were. Until Scamdy or Skinner or Pitt makes a full public confession (or are indicted) the DUmmie FUnnies will consistently hammer the DUmmies on this subject in all future DUmmie FUnnies. This edition of the DUmmie FUnnies based on a DUmmie THREAD titled, “Are we really going to let the GOP talk us into running Hillary?” will continue smoking out the DUmmies on this point. As usual the DUmmie postings still in Scamdy Denial are in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, about to reveal some inside political info he recently received, is in the [brackets]:

Are we really going to let the GOP talk us into running Hillary?

[Consider it payback for talking us into nominating Bob Dole in 1996. Bob Dole didn’t so much run to win as to merely build up his resume. Somehow this latter seemed very important to Dole in his future career of doing Penile Erectile Dysfunction commercials on TV. At least we have no doubt that Dole suffered from this problem (no one admits to this condition unless they really had it) but we STILL don’t know what sort of medical problem Andy Stephenson had although it was almost certainly NOT pancreatic cancer.]

I think she would be an awful candidate. She's not that great a speaker, clearly not at all concerned about corporate power, posturing more and more "moderate" all of the time. The Senate alone has at least a dozen other Democrats who would make better candidates than her.

[All the more reason why Karl Rove has designated her as your ’08 nominee.]

But the GOP is licking its fetid chops, man. They can just about taste the hatefest they would enjoy if she were running. There would be no holds barred on the calumny and slander that they would rain down on her.

[Karl Rove has put out a directive to NOT accuse Hillary of faking a pancreatic cancer operation. Something like that is OFF-LIMITS.]

They are walking a fine line, though. Having demonized her for more than 10 years now, they need to talk Democrats into getting her through the primaries, so they have to cool it down a bit and talk about what a great potential candidate she would be. David Broder put up a column not too long ago just like that.

[Psst! Why do you think the Bushes and Bill Clinton are acting like buddies now? It’s all part of the Rovian Master Plan.]

But they can't stop talking about her. Both Hannity & Colmes and Bill O'Rodent had segments on her Tuesday night. What other Democratic politician gets so much attention from those loons?

[Kerry recently got a flurry of press attention when he FINALLY signed his Form 180 to release his military records to the public. Yes, he FINALLY signed Form 180 and now we are waiting for him to FINALLY drop that signed form in the mail.]

Thinking "well, if the GOP hates her so much, they must be afraid of her, therefore she would be a great candidate" is the trap the Democrats cannot, must not, walk into. Step away. This will be the most important national IQ test for the Democrats in a long time.

[I am SO CONFIDENT of the low DUmmie IQ that I can flat out state the Rovian Game Plan without the slightest fear that you DUmmies can do anything about it. Hey! If you were DUmb enough to send in your money to Andy Stephenson for a phony pancreatic cancer operation then you certainly will easily be manipulated by Karl Rove despite advance warning.]

Having said all that, I'd vote for her in a heartbeat next to any GOP candidate. But please Lahd, and all my fellow Democrats, please don't let it come to that.

[It WILL come to it. And now to announce the ULTIMATE DUmmie nightmare, DUmmie ProfessorPlum. Not only is Karl Rove saddling you with Hillary but the GOP candidate for ’08 has already been decided upon---Dick Cheney. You think that Bob Woodward story about Cheney being drafted in ’08 was just idle speculation? A Republican Deep Throat handed that story to Woodward to pass along. The fact is if Cheney’s doctors give him the go-ahead and IF Cheney is convinced there is a groundswell of support for him, he WILL run in ’08. Look forward to a CONTINUATION of the Bush policies following the next election.]

condi vs. mccain. rove attacks once again.

[Nope. Cheney vs McCain=Cheney Winner. Rove STRIKES again!]

Let them run their nutcase ... and we should pick someone sensible. I like HC, but she simply has no chance for victory. All the general polls do not change the fact that swing state voters will not bite.

[Nutcase McCain might run but he CAN’T win against Cheney. “President Cheney.” Prepare for those words, DUmmies.]

If the Democratic Party runs Hillary ( a pro-war neodem), it deserves to lose. But we don't. If we can't get the party to wake up, the real Democrats ought to put together their own ticket with real Democrats.

[Hillary WILL be your losing candidate. Live with it.]

the media and GOP dictated who our candidate would be and those fine tuned political machines in Iowa and New Hampshire went for it hook, line and sinker. *cough*assholes*cough* It's been interesting to watch the same exact process being put into motion yet again.

[Interesting and FUnnie to see the Democrats falling for it ONCE AGAIN. ’08 will be a DOUBLE WHAMMIE for you folks. Hillary as your losing nominee and Cheney as OUR President.]

Even if she doesn't run, the GOP will make money on the RW's fear that she will. That's why we're hearing so much about her right now.

[All part of the Vast Rovian Storm. Hillary’s name will raise TONS of money. However, she WILL be your nominee. Make no mistake about that. So Rove has said. So let it be done.]

I guess that now, they want to tout her as the be-all of candidates for Dems in 08. We need someone who can WIN and I'm not sure Hillary can - which is why I think they are trying to ram her down our collective throats. And of course, they've subcontraced the MSM to help them do it.

[Choke on the Hillary in your collective throats!]

Sad to say, I don't like her enough to defend her when the hate fest revs in gear. And, I would never vote for either.

[HILLARY vs CHENEY = GOP LANDSLIDE]

We need her but we are too goddam stupid to elect her, so we don't deserve her.

[Hillary is just TOO GOOD for us. We don’t deserve her. Also we don’t deserve that other candidate for sainthood---Andy Stephenson.]

actually, technically, she is a horrendous speaker that has never squelched the "ah" impulse.

[Ah. You know, Hillary, um, does seem to, you know, have that, ah, problem.]

What if it was MCCain vs Clark. That would be interesting.

[About as realistic as Andy Stephenson’s pancreatic cancer. 2008 will be Hillary vs Cheney. Count on it.]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: andyscam; andystephenson; dummies; hillary2008; hillaryclinton
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To: MikeinIraq

1960 here. My high school baseball team played Cal's team in the State semi-finals 1978. They won. Anyway, thanks for bringing back some fine memories. I guess we should get back to the issue at hand. LOL.


461 posted on 06/04/2005 6:35:54 AM PDT by gate2wire (We Honor Those Who Serve---WE REMEMBER--Thank you)
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To: franksolich
Poor, deluded, gullible DUmmies being led over the cliff by Kelvin Mace, who is clueless.

Bev isn't the Wizard of Oz nor the Wicked Witch of the West, despite the DUmmies delusions.

But then what can be expected of them? If their mom yells at them about smoking pot in the basement, some Freeper narced on the hapless DUmmie. If they get a traffic ticket for speeding it's because some Freeper cop had it out for them. If their pizza is cold when the delivery guy hands it to them, Freeper did it.

Freepers are omnificent, omnicompetent, omniscient, omnipresent and omnipotent.

Who knew that by signing up over here, one is given godlike powers! Thanks Jim!
462 posted on 06/04/2005 6:36:23 AM PDT by MisterRepublican ("First of all, I'm not going to apologize for asking these questions."-William Rivers Pitt)
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To: gardencatz

Good post again, gc.


463 posted on 06/04/2005 6:36:57 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson ("Politicize My Plight!!!" --Andy Stephenson)
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To: gate2wire

hehe

nah its ok man :)

I have heard Cal was quite a pitcher back in those days....

As for the issue at hand, the DUmmies are as DUmmies do. they will continue to be scammed by people they BEEELLIIIEVVEE in :-)


464 posted on 06/04/2005 6:37:44 AM PDT by MikefromOhio (www.huntershope.org)
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To: MikeinIraq

bookmark


465 posted on 06/04/2005 6:49:46 AM PDT by ReeWalker (Life isn't fair...GET USED TO IT!!!)
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To: ReeWalker
Wow, I wonder who posted this, in the Misty room dealing with what the Grand DUmbo "Skinner" calls "the Andy situation;" since according to the Andyites, I don't exist, it's obvious I didn't post it:

Look, Lurch, get a clue.

NONE of the questions have been answered, despite that there have been ONLY 3 of them, and that they have been simple questions.

All of this other stuff is just smoke-and-mirrors.

The Andyites can post copies of authentic checks or photoshopped checks--they can post these things going clear back to 1827 or something--and it doesn't mean excresence, whether these things are real or not, because THEY DO NOT ANSWER ANY OF THOSE 3 QUESTIONS.

Those things, those arguments, are just so much wasted air.

WE ARE FOCUSED HERE, FOCUSED ON THE ISSUES, FOCUSED ON 3 QUESTIONS.....just 3 little questions. Everything else is utterly irrelevant.

If these three simple questions are answered with sufficient real-life (i.e., not sent over the internet) documentary evidence, then we will immediately lay off, forget the whole deal about what the Grand DUmbo "Skinner" calls "the Andy situation," return to our normal lives, and leave the DUmmies alone.

Andyscam asked 3 simple questions some time ago.....and made a realistic offer to donate $10,000 to the "cause" if he was wrong, and the Andyites were right.

Well.....the Red Rotundity didn't prove them, and so the $10,000 went right back into Andyscam's bank account.

So now this new offer.

I forget the exact wording of the questions, and so will impose upon Andyscam or one of his allies to post them here, in the exact words--but anyway, the new offer is that if Andyscam (or I) is wrong, and the Andyites right, I will personally go to the Red Round One and kiss his rear end in front of 1,000 jeering, hostile DUmmies.

466 posted on 06/04/2005 7:01:13 AM PDT by franksolich (at wits' ends)
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To: MisterRepublican

"Questions are a burden to others."

"Answers are a prison to oneself."

"We take AmEX, Visa, MasterCard, and Discover."

"Pay up. Shut up."

Life in the Village.


467 posted on 06/04/2005 7:26:27 AM PDT by Duke Nukum (They're not people, they're hippies! --Eric Cartman)
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To: franksolich
They blame Bev for the weather over there, sheesh. So someone goofed on him, thats not cool really, but then again, his info IS publicly available. Kelvin is an idiot though, he complains about his "private" information being used. What does he do? He goes and posts it on DU where bazillions will see it! I see that he has gone back and removed some stuff from his original post, like the address, but he left the phone number. The address is the easy thing to find. What a maroon.
468 posted on 06/04/2005 7:29:21 AM PDT by Paradox (Who cares about his razor, I use Occam's Chainsaw!)
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To: Bahbah

Yep, President Cheney has a nice ring to it. I always felt it was curious that he was written off as an '08 contender even before a single vote was cast last year.

It was like the lamestream was eager to believe Cheney wouldn't run.

Who would he take as a running mate? Allen? DeLay?


469 posted on 06/04/2005 7:29:55 AM PDT by Duke Nukum (They're not people, they're hippies! --Eric Cartman)
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To: Duke Nukum
Who would he take as a running mate? Allen? DeLay?

I would not think DeLay who, though wonderfully effective so far in the Congress, just doesn't have the stature and is weighed down with a lot of baggage, however unfair. Allen seems like a possibility...smart, presidential looking, reliably conservative from all that I know. Allen as VP could assuage any fears about Cheney falling ill during his term as he seems to be well up to the top job, if necessary.

470 posted on 06/04/2005 7:42:13 AM PDT by Bahbah (Something wicked this way comes)
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To: franksolich

oh my that would be site to behold (maybe a visual I don't need this early in the morning), but since you don't exist and since you are probably not wrong - doesn't look like this will ever happen.


471 posted on 06/04/2005 7:50:28 AM PDT by commonguymd (My impatience is far more advanced than any known technology.)
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To: commonguymd; franksolich
i don't buy the whole thing with this Kelvin person. Nobody is going to break the law to make a web site over this andyscam stuff. Further, I would guess that anyone that has the intelligence to put that site together would also be well versed in computer knowledge and would not make such a transparent "mistake" to register it under someone else's name and not know it would be discovered and exposed!

Something's rotten in the state of Denmark

472 posted on 06/04/2005 8:05:16 AM PDT by CAluvdubya (You don't have to bother with me....I'm NON-RELEVANT!)
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To: CAluvdubya

It was the dastardly Karl Rove's fault. I am sure of that. Or Bushes. Take your pick.


473 posted on 06/04/2005 8:14:01 AM PDT by commonguymd (My impatience is far more advanced than any known technology.)
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To: CAluvdubya

I see a jason tunks from Washington DC.


474 posted on 06/04/2005 8:16:56 AM PDT by commonguymd (My impatience is far more advanced than any known technology.)
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To: commonguymd
I see something, I'm just not sure what it is yet though. I do feel that no laws were broken. Either that site was put up by Kelvin Mace (whoever he might be around the net) or good ol' Kelvin lied about it knowing the DUmmies would get all stirred up (and us). I think the former.

Ever since I saw his declaration last night I have felt like the ant in the ant farm, though.

475 posted on 06/04/2005 8:22:43 AM PDT by CAluvdubya (You don't have to bother with me....I'm NON-RELEVANT!)
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To: CAluvdubya

you never can tell, it is like a game of chess or something. I don't know how to play chess.


476 posted on 06/04/2005 8:25:05 AM PDT by commonguymd (My impatience is far more advanced than any known technology.)
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To: Allosaurs_r_us

What name is it registered under?


477 posted on 06/04/2005 8:30:55 AM PDT by Proud 2BeTexan
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To: Proud 2BeTexan

I did a whois.net


478 posted on 06/04/2005 8:40:31 AM PDT by commonguymd (My impatience is far more advanced than any known technology.)
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To: commonguymd

What sticks out to me (and I may be all wet, here) is that the scamdy site is beautifully set up. Tons of info there. Tons of forums. The hitch? No one can register. No one can make comments. It's as if the site was made for viewing only. JMO


479 posted on 06/04/2005 8:47:00 AM PDT by CAluvdubya (You don't have to bother with me....I'm NON-RELEVANT!)
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To: Proud 2BeTexan

What name is it registered under?

It's registered under David Alan, BBV's "one upon a time" publisher. He is a registered DUmmie. 


480 posted on 06/04/2005 8:47:46 AM PDT by Allosaurs_r_us (for a fee........I'm happy to be........Your BACKDOOR MAN!....Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap!)
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