Posted on 06/03/2005 7:16:14 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
Has Andy Stephenson entered a DUmmieland Witness Protection Program? For the past few days, ever since Andy began publicly harassing the relatives of Bev Harris by posting their names and personal information about them, Scamdy has DISAPPEARED. In fact ALL MENTION in Dummieland about Scamdy’s “pancreatic cancer” has disappeared and if any there are so bold as to post any reference to Scamdy, Skinner immediately sends it down the Memory Pitt. As to Pied Piper Pitt, following his much ballyhooed posting of documents “proving” that Scamdy did indeed have pancreatic cancer, he has retracted his head into his turtle shell and REFUSES to further comment about those documents. One big reason is that those documents Pitt posted accurately predicted in an April 27 FAX that Scamdy would have surgery during the week of May 23 even though at the time of the FAX the surgery was still scheduled for May 10 and wasn’t rescheduled until almost 2 weeks after the FAX was sent. Right now the DUmmies are hoping that the whole Andy Stephenson Situation (as Skinner called it) would just go away. Unfortunately for Dummieland, the DUmmie FUnnies will STILL shine the light on this scandal which demonstrates what a bunch of dim-witted gullible fools the DUmmies were. Until Scamdy or Skinner or Pitt makes a full public confession (or are indicted) the DUmmie FUnnies will consistently hammer the DUmmies on this subject in all future DUmmie FUnnies. This edition of the DUmmie FUnnies based on a DUmmie THREAD titled, “Are we really going to let the GOP talk us into running Hillary?” will continue smoking out the DUmmies on this point. As usual the DUmmie postings still in Scamdy Denial are in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, about to reveal some inside political info he recently received, is in the [brackets]:
Are we really going to let the GOP talk us into running Hillary?
[Consider it payback for talking us into nominating Bob Dole in 1996. Bob Dole didn’t so much run to win as to merely build up his resume. Somehow this latter seemed very important to Dole in his future career of doing Penile Erectile Dysfunction commercials on TV. At least we have no doubt that Dole suffered from this problem (no one admits to this condition unless they really had it) but we STILL don’t know what sort of medical problem Andy Stephenson had although it was almost certainly NOT pancreatic cancer.]
I think she would be an awful candidate. She's not that great a speaker, clearly not at all concerned about corporate power, posturing more and more "moderate" all of the time. The Senate alone has at least a dozen other Democrats who would make better candidates than her.
[All the more reason why Karl Rove has designated her as your ’08 nominee.]
But the GOP is licking its fetid chops, man. They can just about taste the hatefest they would enjoy if she were running. There would be no holds barred on the calumny and slander that they would rain down on her.
[Karl Rove has put out a directive to NOT accuse Hillary of faking a pancreatic cancer operation. Something like that is OFF-LIMITS.]
They are walking a fine line, though. Having demonized her for more than 10 years now, they need to talk Democrats into getting her through the primaries, so they have to cool it down a bit and talk about what a great potential candidate she would be. David Broder put up a column not too long ago just like that.
[Psst! Why do you think the Bushes and Bill Clinton are acting like buddies now? It’s all part of the Rovian Master Plan.]
But they can't stop talking about her. Both Hannity & Colmes and Bill O'Rodent had segments on her Tuesday night. What other Democratic politician gets so much attention from those loons?
[Kerry recently got a flurry of press attention when he FINALLY signed his Form 180 to release his military records to the public. Yes, he FINALLY signed Form 180 and now we are waiting for him to FINALLY drop that signed form in the mail.]
Thinking "well, if the GOP hates her so much, they must be afraid of her, therefore she would be a great candidate" is the trap the Democrats cannot, must not, walk into. Step away. This will be the most important national IQ test for the Democrats in a long time.
[I am SO CONFIDENT of the low DUmmie IQ that I can flat out state the Rovian Game Plan without the slightest fear that you DUmmies can do anything about it. Hey! If you were DUmb enough to send in your money to Andy Stephenson for a phony pancreatic cancer operation then you certainly will easily be manipulated by Karl Rove despite advance warning.]
Having said all that, I'd vote for her in a heartbeat next to any GOP candidate. But please Lahd, and all my fellow Democrats, please don't let it come to that.
[It WILL come to it. And now to announce the ULTIMATE DUmmie nightmare, DUmmie ProfessorPlum. Not only is Karl Rove saddling you with Hillary but the GOP candidate for ’08 has already been decided upon---Dick Cheney. You think that Bob Woodward story about Cheney being drafted in ’08 was just idle speculation? A Republican Deep Throat handed that story to Woodward to pass along. The fact is if Cheney’s doctors give him the go-ahead and IF Cheney is convinced there is a groundswell of support for him, he WILL run in ’08. Look forward to a CONTINUATION of the Bush policies following the next election.]
condi vs. mccain. rove attacks once again.
[Nope. Cheney vs McCain=Cheney Winner. Rove STRIKES again!]
Let them run their nutcase ... and we should pick someone sensible. I like HC, but she simply has no chance for victory. All the general polls do not change the fact that swing state voters will not bite.
[Nutcase McCain might run but he CAN’T win against Cheney. “President Cheney.” Prepare for those words, DUmmies.]
If the Democratic Party runs Hillary ( a pro-war neodem), it deserves to lose. But we don't. If we can't get the party to wake up, the real Democrats ought to put together their own ticket with real Democrats.
[Hillary WILL be your losing candidate. Live with it.]
the media and GOP dictated who our candidate would be and those fine tuned political machines in Iowa and New Hampshire went for it hook, line and sinker. *cough*assholes*cough* It's been interesting to watch the same exact process being put into motion yet again.
[Interesting and FUnnie to see the Democrats falling for it ONCE AGAIN. ’08 will be a DOUBLE WHAMMIE for you folks. Hillary as your losing nominee and Cheney as OUR President.]
Even if she doesn't run, the GOP will make money on the RW's fear that she will. That's why we're hearing so much about her right now.
[All part of the Vast Rovian Storm. Hillary’s name will raise TONS of money. However, she WILL be your nominee. Make no mistake about that. So Rove has said. So let it be done.]
I guess that now, they want to tout her as the be-all of candidates for Dems in 08. We need someone who can WIN and I'm not sure Hillary can - which is why I think they are trying to ram her down our collective throats. And of course, they've subcontraced the MSM to help them do it.
[Choke on the Hillary in your collective throats!]
Sad to say, I don't like her enough to defend her when the hate fest revs in gear. And, I would never vote for either.
[HILLARY vs CHENEY = GOP LANDSLIDE]
We need her but we are too goddam stupid to elect her, so we don't deserve her.
[Hillary is just TOO GOOD for us. We don’t deserve her. Also we don’t deserve that other candidate for sainthood---Andy Stephenson.]
actually, technically, she is a horrendous speaker that has never squelched the "ah" impulse.
[Ah. You know, Hillary, um, does seem to, you know, have that, ah, problem.]
What if it was MCCain vs Clark. That would be interesting.
[About as realistic as Andy Stephenson’s pancreatic cancer. 2008 will be Hillary vs Cheney. Count on it.]
Ok, think what you want to.
Don't get confused with the facts---LOL! If you don't know how to find stuff---don't blame me.
(Misty Memory started a new non-partisian site. gardengatz is keeper of the official timeline!)
Good grief - figure it out first, would ya?
Okay, I think I figured it out, even if not first:
I_like_good_things_too posted that she liked the picture on your FR home page of the marine who crossed his fingers while shaking hands with Kerry and asked if it was a non-doctored photo.
You thought she was asking about the pictures on the scamdy.com and who was who at which point you had a mini-meltdown and started posting nonsense, thus confusing everyone else who was still awake.
Is that close?
A lot of people associate the "Amity" with the Amitysville horror, when in fact Amity is all about getting along and friendliness. After my bad marriage and breakup...I wanted a new handle that suited getting along, hence Amityschild.
Once again a thread dares to mention Scamdy at the otehr site and someone flexes and shuts it down.
"now i realize this didn't start out to be an Andy thread but it went there so i locked it until morning when i could clean it up.
NO ANDY>>>NONE OF THE TIME Unless and until something new actually happens. And as Rob put it: "NOTE: "Receipt for blood transfusion found on gum wrapper" is not breaking news."
Never seen a pic of him...only knew of his alleged whereabouts through the postings of Scamdy.
And you bring up a good point about cement floors.
I think you're right. The whole thing is very fishy. Why would somebody think that Bev was going to set up a site in his name? As far as we know nobody has ever even talked about this guy. Just out of the blue he thinks to look to see who the site is registered under? Give me a break.
I think he's trying to cut them off at the pass by getting his story out first. He's playing with them but the more important question is, is he playing with us?
I'm sorry tx, I know you like it at CU but they're just too much like DU for my taste, and I'm not talking about the language. This whole cut my nose off to spite my face is well, just dumb.
They finally had something with some substance to it and they chose to let it go. They just want to get back to making funny of the DUmmies without ever holding them accountable. To much work I guess.
I stumbled across them googling for information about the slime fest the DUmmies gave me back in March.
I just kinda hung around and did my thing.
I had actually kinda strayed away from the Scamdy stuff til I saw the BS going on in that last thread.
You are right...they have cut their nose off despite their face on this issue though.
Wow I didn't realize he'd alienated Cal.
What the heck happened?
well in the late 90's and the early 2000's, Angelos went on a big spending spree in an attempt to be George Steinbrenner south or something.
He was going out and buying the contracts of such stars as Albert Belle, Bobby Bonilla, Scott Erickson to name a few. All of these guys ended up being busts. Cal came up through the Oriole system, as did many of the Yankee stars of the 90's like Pettite, Jeter, Posada, Bernie Williams and the like.
Cal knew that you don't build a team for a year to win a pennant but you win with a system. Angelos didnt like that. It was very cold in Cal's last year in Baltimore in 2001, which is why he doesnt do too much with the Orioles even to today, but it has thawed out a bit since his retirement.
Angelos hasn't changed much however.
I honestly think they're in a self induced state of denial.
They don't want to come to grips with the fact that right on the heels of the Bev Harris kerfuffle...in which $kimmer and CO. behaved in the exact same way they are now...that they got bilked again by one of the folks involved in the last swindling of the DUmmies.
President Cheney works for me, and we would have another great First Lady in the bargain. Little groundswell of one right here in middle America.
Yeah I remember when Angelos brought all those guys in.
I was at NTC in Californisa when Cal broke Gherig's record.
I always did like him.
I remember when he was considered "too big" to play short stop.
He is one of the class acts of baseball.
yeah, the home run he hit in game 2130 hit a section over from me. I was pi$$ed!! :)
I followed Cal from the first moment I could remember. Just check out my homepage.
In a sick twist of fate, I was going to go see him one last time in 2001. The problem is, the game was on Tuesday September 11th. Doesn't THAT suck?
Morning frank.
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