Posted on 06/03/2005 7:16:14 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
Has Andy Stephenson entered a DUmmieland Witness Protection Program? For the past few days, ever since Andy began publicly harassing the relatives of Bev Harris by posting their names and personal information about them, Scamdy has DISAPPEARED. In fact ALL MENTION in Dummieland about Scamdy’s “pancreatic cancer” has disappeared and if any there are so bold as to post any reference to Scamdy, Skinner immediately sends it down the Memory Pitt. As to Pied Piper Pitt, following his much ballyhooed posting of documents “proving” that Scamdy did indeed have pancreatic cancer, he has retracted his head into his turtle shell and REFUSES to further comment about those documents. One big reason is that those documents Pitt posted accurately predicted in an April 27 FAX that Scamdy would have surgery during the week of May 23 even though at the time of the FAX the surgery was still scheduled for May 10 and wasn’t rescheduled until almost 2 weeks after the FAX was sent. Right now the DUmmies are hoping that the whole Andy Stephenson Situation (as Skinner called it) would just go away. Unfortunately for Dummieland, the DUmmie FUnnies will STILL shine the light on this scandal which demonstrates what a bunch of dim-witted gullible fools the DUmmies were. Until Scamdy or Skinner or Pitt makes a full public confession (or are indicted) the DUmmie FUnnies will consistently hammer the DUmmies on this subject in all future DUmmie FUnnies. This edition of the DUmmie FUnnies based on a DUmmie THREAD titled, “Are we really going to let the GOP talk us into running Hillary?” will continue smoking out the DUmmies on this point. As usual the DUmmie postings still in Scamdy Denial are in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, about to reveal some inside political info he recently received, is in the [brackets]:
Are we really going to let the GOP talk us into running Hillary?
[Consider it payback for talking us into nominating Bob Dole in 1996. Bob Dole didn’t so much run to win as to merely build up his resume. Somehow this latter seemed very important to Dole in his future career of doing Penile Erectile Dysfunction commercials on TV. At least we have no doubt that Dole suffered from this problem (no one admits to this condition unless they really had it) but we STILL don’t know what sort of medical problem Andy Stephenson had although it was almost certainly NOT pancreatic cancer.]
I think she would be an awful candidate. She's not that great a speaker, clearly not at all concerned about corporate power, posturing more and more "moderate" all of the time. The Senate alone has at least a dozen other Democrats who would make better candidates than her.
[All the more reason why Karl Rove has designated her as your ’08 nominee.]
But the GOP is licking its fetid chops, man. They can just about taste the hatefest they would enjoy if she were running. There would be no holds barred on the calumny and slander that they would rain down on her.
[Karl Rove has put out a directive to NOT accuse Hillary of faking a pancreatic cancer operation. Something like that is OFF-LIMITS.]
They are walking a fine line, though. Having demonized her for more than 10 years now, they need to talk Democrats into getting her through the primaries, so they have to cool it down a bit and talk about what a great potential candidate she would be. David Broder put up a column not too long ago just like that.
[Psst! Why do you think the Bushes and Bill Clinton are acting like buddies now? It’s all part of the Rovian Master Plan.]
But they can't stop talking about her. Both Hannity & Colmes and Bill O'Rodent had segments on her Tuesday night. What other Democratic politician gets so much attention from those loons?
[Kerry recently got a flurry of press attention when he FINALLY signed his Form 180 to release his military records to the public. Yes, he FINALLY signed Form 180 and now we are waiting for him to FINALLY drop that signed form in the mail.]
Thinking "well, if the GOP hates her so much, they must be afraid of her, therefore she would be a great candidate" is the trap the Democrats cannot, must not, walk into. Step away. This will be the most important national IQ test for the Democrats in a long time.
[I am SO CONFIDENT of the low DUmmie IQ that I can flat out state the Rovian Game Plan without the slightest fear that you DUmmies can do anything about it. Hey! If you were DUmb enough to send in your money to Andy Stephenson for a phony pancreatic cancer operation then you certainly will easily be manipulated by Karl Rove despite advance warning.]
Having said all that, I'd vote for her in a heartbeat next to any GOP candidate. But please Lahd, and all my fellow Democrats, please don't let it come to that.
[It WILL come to it. And now to announce the ULTIMATE DUmmie nightmare, DUmmie ProfessorPlum. Not only is Karl Rove saddling you with Hillary but the GOP candidate for ’08 has already been decided upon---Dick Cheney. You think that Bob Woodward story about Cheney being drafted in ’08 was just idle speculation? A Republican Deep Throat handed that story to Woodward to pass along. The fact is if Cheney’s doctors give him the go-ahead and IF Cheney is convinced there is a groundswell of support for him, he WILL run in ’08. Look forward to a CONTINUATION of the Bush policies following the next election.]
condi vs. mccain. rove attacks once again.
[Nope. Cheney vs McCain=Cheney Winner. Rove STRIKES again!]
Let them run their nutcase ... and we should pick someone sensible. I like HC, but she simply has no chance for victory. All the general polls do not change the fact that swing state voters will not bite.
[Nutcase McCain might run but he CAN’T win against Cheney. “President Cheney.” Prepare for those words, DUmmies.]
If the Democratic Party runs Hillary ( a pro-war neodem), it deserves to lose. But we don't. If we can't get the party to wake up, the real Democrats ought to put together their own ticket with real Democrats.
[Hillary WILL be your losing candidate. Live with it.]
the media and GOP dictated who our candidate would be and those fine tuned political machines in Iowa and New Hampshire went for it hook, line and sinker. *cough*assholes*cough* It's been interesting to watch the same exact process being put into motion yet again.
[Interesting and FUnnie to see the Democrats falling for it ONCE AGAIN. ’08 will be a DOUBLE WHAMMIE for you folks. Hillary as your losing nominee and Cheney as OUR President.]
Even if she doesn't run, the GOP will make money on the RW's fear that she will. That's why we're hearing so much about her right now.
[All part of the Vast Rovian Storm. Hillary’s name will raise TONS of money. However, she WILL be your nominee. Make no mistake about that. So Rove has said. So let it be done.]
I guess that now, they want to tout her as the be-all of candidates for Dems in 08. We need someone who can WIN and I'm not sure Hillary can - which is why I think they are trying to ram her down our collective throats. And of course, they've subcontraced the MSM to help them do it.
[Choke on the Hillary in your collective throats!]
Sad to say, I don't like her enough to defend her when the hate fest revs in gear. And, I would never vote for either.
[HILLARY vs CHENEY = GOP LANDSLIDE]
We need her but we are too goddam stupid to elect her, so we don't deserve her.
[Hillary is just TOO GOOD for us. We don’t deserve her. Also we don’t deserve that other candidate for sainthood---Andy Stephenson.]
actually, technically, she is a horrendous speaker that has never squelched the "ah" impulse.
[Ah. You know, Hillary, um, does seem to, you know, have that, ah, problem.]
What if it was MCCain vs Clark. That would be interesting.
[About as realistic as Andy Stephenson’s pancreatic cancer. 2008 will be Hillary vs Cheney. Count on it.]
Anyone monitoring DUmmieland right now?
WOW-- I've only just glanced at scamdy.com & I'm already so impressed. Looks fantastic-- can't wait to put the kids to bed and get some laughs!
I can go a lot of places but I have a hard time going there. Besides I'm starting to lose my mind with all the windows I have open now.
"hairball decorating"
LOL - that pretty much sums it up!
Both of ours are rescues. One looks like he might be a Maine Coon. Very smart and talks back to me. Extremely affectionate...on HIS terms. The other is a long-hair gray kitty with a whitish undercoat. Whereas the male is very personable, she is shy and very skittish. When someone new comes to the door, she's like, "feet, don't fail me now!" She used to even run when my mother-in-law came over (and she is over ALL the time). She dislikes being held, even by me. Whereas the male cuddles and conforms, she stiffens and tries to get away (although she has started to tolerate me holding her). Definitely not a lap cat. The weird thing is that even though she hates being held, she used to sleep on top of me at night. Now that she's older, she doesn't (she just curls up beside me; the other curls up by my hubby). That's a good thing because she needs to lose about 7-8 lbs.
BenBurch?
Blah! eech.
I think they go for maximum spew...a little bit here...back up a few steps...a little bit there...back up a few steps...a little more right here...back up a few steps...
I forgot about the cat conversation and when I read just this part, I was certain you were writing about DUmmies!
My cat is a long hair and has had very few problems with hairballs, esp. after I put her on one of the hairball controll foods.
Snarls are another matter.
Sheesh. BOTH of mine eat the Hairball Control formula -- have for years. They still hairball.
The fat one is going on a weight control diet shortly, though. I can't believe I let her get that fat.
He seems like a jerk. Not only for the Bush/Hitler images but he thinks we're planning a crystal night.
Well, fine then. I don't think I can remain civil and I don't want to go messing up someone's brand new message board indulging in my own anger.
Hey, it's easy to get excited when you see that home page!
No worries...
ANDY SIGHTING:
Andy_Stephenson (1000+ posts) Fri Jun-03-05 07:51 PM
Original message
Hi everyone...just a quick update...
Edited on Fri Jun-03-05 08:18 PM by Andy_Stephenson
I feel like hell...but getting a bit better day by day. I am not going to reply to this thread much as sitting here is hard to do. I just wanted yall to know I am ok and on the mend. I can't wait now for the next big step. Take care everyone.
Andy
The site looks awesome!
At least everyone can have a preview, and once it's fully underway, Woo Hoo!
I think the reason the board was set up was so we didn't have to remain civil. Besides what do DUmmies know about civility?
DU Photo Freak Show! LOL!
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=3372418&mesg_id=3376406&page=
Check out #188.
Achhhhhk!
If the best pictures of her are taken over the shoulder I'd hate to see the other ones. LOL
My cat is my first and she has spoiled me for all other cats, I think.
I was really worried about the hairball thing when I first got her. She was a stray that came to my mom's house one freezing night in January 1997.
I've never perused that site. I only hit the links that are provided from here.
I'm told it's confusing.
UH OH..a premature Dummie alert. There are drugs for that. :)
Put me on your ping list please.
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