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DUmmie FUnnies 06-03-05 ("Are we really going to let the GOP talk us into running Hillary?")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 3, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 06/03/2005 7:16:14 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

Has Andy Stephenson entered a DUmmieland Witness Protection Program? For the past few days, ever since Andy began publicly harassing the relatives of Bev Harris by posting their names and personal information about them, Scamdy has DISAPPEARED. In fact ALL MENTION in Dummieland about Scamdy’s “pancreatic cancer” has disappeared and if any there are so bold as to post any reference to Scamdy, Skinner immediately sends it down the Memory Pitt. As to Pied Piper Pitt, following his much ballyhooed posting of documents “proving” that Scamdy did indeed have pancreatic cancer, he has retracted his head into his turtle shell and REFUSES to further comment about those documents. One big reason is that those documents Pitt posted accurately predicted in an April 27 FAX that Scamdy would have surgery during the week of May 23 even though at the time of the FAX the surgery was still scheduled for May 10 and wasn’t rescheduled until almost 2 weeks after the FAX was sent. Right now the DUmmies are hoping that the whole Andy Stephenson Situation (as Skinner called it) would just go away. Unfortunately for Dummieland, the DUmmie FUnnies will STILL shine the light on this scandal which demonstrates what a bunch of dim-witted gullible fools the DUmmies were. Until Scamdy or Skinner or Pitt makes a full public confession (or are indicted) the DUmmie FUnnies will consistently hammer the DUmmies on this subject in all future DUmmie FUnnies. This edition of the DUmmie FUnnies based on a DUmmie THREAD titled, “Are we really going to let the GOP talk us into running Hillary?” will continue smoking out the DUmmies on this point. As usual the DUmmie postings still in Scamdy Denial are in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, about to reveal some inside political info he recently received, is in the [brackets]:

Are we really going to let the GOP talk us into running Hillary?

[Consider it payback for talking us into nominating Bob Dole in 1996. Bob Dole didn’t so much run to win as to merely build up his resume. Somehow this latter seemed very important to Dole in his future career of doing Penile Erectile Dysfunction commercials on TV. At least we have no doubt that Dole suffered from this problem (no one admits to this condition unless they really had it) but we STILL don’t know what sort of medical problem Andy Stephenson had although it was almost certainly NOT pancreatic cancer.]

I think she would be an awful candidate. She's not that great a speaker, clearly not at all concerned about corporate power, posturing more and more "moderate" all of the time. The Senate alone has at least a dozen other Democrats who would make better candidates than her.

[All the more reason why Karl Rove has designated her as your ’08 nominee.]

But the GOP is licking its fetid chops, man. They can just about taste the hatefest they would enjoy if she were running. There would be no holds barred on the calumny and slander that they would rain down on her.

[Karl Rove has put out a directive to NOT accuse Hillary of faking a pancreatic cancer operation. Something like that is OFF-LIMITS.]

They are walking a fine line, though. Having demonized her for more than 10 years now, they need to talk Democrats into getting her through the primaries, so they have to cool it down a bit and talk about what a great potential candidate she would be. David Broder put up a column not too long ago just like that.

[Psst! Why do you think the Bushes and Bill Clinton are acting like buddies now? It’s all part of the Rovian Master Plan.]

But they can't stop talking about her. Both Hannity & Colmes and Bill O'Rodent had segments on her Tuesday night. What other Democratic politician gets so much attention from those loons?

[Kerry recently got a flurry of press attention when he FINALLY signed his Form 180 to release his military records to the public. Yes, he FINALLY signed Form 180 and now we are waiting for him to FINALLY drop that signed form in the mail.]

Thinking "well, if the GOP hates her so much, they must be afraid of her, therefore she would be a great candidate" is the trap the Democrats cannot, must not, walk into. Step away. This will be the most important national IQ test for the Democrats in a long time.

[I am SO CONFIDENT of the low DUmmie IQ that I can flat out state the Rovian Game Plan without the slightest fear that you DUmmies can do anything about it. Hey! If you were DUmb enough to send in your money to Andy Stephenson for a phony pancreatic cancer operation then you certainly will easily be manipulated by Karl Rove despite advance warning.]

Having said all that, I'd vote for her in a heartbeat next to any GOP candidate. But please Lahd, and all my fellow Democrats, please don't let it come to that.

[It WILL come to it. And now to announce the ULTIMATE DUmmie nightmare, DUmmie ProfessorPlum. Not only is Karl Rove saddling you with Hillary but the GOP candidate for ’08 has already been decided upon---Dick Cheney. You think that Bob Woodward story about Cheney being drafted in ’08 was just idle speculation? A Republican Deep Throat handed that story to Woodward to pass along. The fact is if Cheney’s doctors give him the go-ahead and IF Cheney is convinced there is a groundswell of support for him, he WILL run in ’08. Look forward to a CONTINUATION of the Bush policies following the next election.]

condi vs. mccain. rove attacks once again.

[Nope. Cheney vs McCain=Cheney Winner. Rove STRIKES again!]

Let them run their nutcase ... and we should pick someone sensible. I like HC, but she simply has no chance for victory. All the general polls do not change the fact that swing state voters will not bite.

[Nutcase McCain might run but he CAN’T win against Cheney. “President Cheney.” Prepare for those words, DUmmies.]

If the Democratic Party runs Hillary ( a pro-war neodem), it deserves to lose. But we don't. If we can't get the party to wake up, the real Democrats ought to put together their own ticket with real Democrats.

[Hillary WILL be your losing candidate. Live with it.]

the media and GOP dictated who our candidate would be and those fine tuned political machines in Iowa and New Hampshire went for it hook, line and sinker. *cough*assholes*cough* It's been interesting to watch the same exact process being put into motion yet again.

[Interesting and FUnnie to see the Democrats falling for it ONCE AGAIN. ’08 will be a DOUBLE WHAMMIE for you folks. Hillary as your losing nominee and Cheney as OUR President.]

Even if she doesn't run, the GOP will make money on the RW's fear that she will. That's why we're hearing so much about her right now.

[All part of the Vast Rovian Storm. Hillary’s name will raise TONS of money. However, she WILL be your nominee. Make no mistake about that. So Rove has said. So let it be done.]

I guess that now, they want to tout her as the be-all of candidates for Dems in 08. We need someone who can WIN and I'm not sure Hillary can - which is why I think they are trying to ram her down our collective throats. And of course, they've subcontraced the MSM to help them do it.

[Choke on the Hillary in your collective throats!]

Sad to say, I don't like her enough to defend her when the hate fest revs in gear. And, I would never vote for either.

[HILLARY vs CHENEY = GOP LANDSLIDE]

We need her but we are too goddam stupid to elect her, so we don't deserve her.

[Hillary is just TOO GOOD for us. We don’t deserve her. Also we don’t deserve that other candidate for sainthood---Andy Stephenson.]

actually, technically, she is a horrendous speaker that has never squelched the "ah" impulse.

[Ah. You know, Hillary, um, does seem to, you know, have that, ah, problem.]

What if it was MCCain vs Clark. That would be interesting.

[About as realistic as Andy Stephenson’s pancreatic cancer. 2008 will be Hillary vs Cheney. Count on it.]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: andyscam; andystephenson; dummies; hillary2008; hillaryclinton
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To: Duke Nukum

Just saw on scamdy.com that message 150 was DUmmie Ben asking seventythree if he thought they were pathetic and if so what was he doing posting on DU. Wonder why it got deleted?


1,181 posted on 06/07/2005 12:18:41 PM PDT by beandog (Bean the Real Dog -we love you - our hearts are breaking)
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To: beandog

Seventythree got tombstoned. Per one of the comments. Said it took them only 900 posts before being tombstoned. Said they are getting faster at spotting trolls. LOL


1,182 posted on 06/07/2005 12:29:44 PM PDT by CaliGirl-R
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To: CaliGirl-R
Seventythree got tombstoned. Per one of the comments. Said it took them only 900 posts before being tombstoned. Said they are getting faster at spotting trolls. LOL

Sounds funny. Link?

1,183 posted on 06/07/2005 12:37:12 PM PDT by Chappaquiddick Crawdad ("E unum pluribus"? Perhaps you meant "ex uno plures", or is that "stultus sum"? hmmm...)
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To: Chappaquiddick Crawdad

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=104x3797290#3801517

scroll down to post by nothingshocksmeanymore


1,184 posted on 06/07/2005 12:50:00 PM PDT by CaliGirl-R
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To: CaliGirl-R

The funny thing is that I don't think seventythree was a troll. They're just getting rid of anybody that doesn't agree with them. I wonder how many the DUmp has dumped since this thing started.


1,185 posted on 06/07/2005 12:51:07 PM PDT by beandog (Bean the Real Dog -we love you - our hearts are breaking)
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To: beandog

I wonder too. I also wonder why Scamdy.com isn't more active. I'm sure lots of those tombstoned DUers would have something to contribute. There's not even that many "views" of threads. Compared to "views" of the DUmmie FUnnies and some of the AndyScam threads over at CU. We're talking in the thousands.

You'd think they'd be pissed at being banned for asking questions at DU and post those questions over at Scamdy.


1,186 posted on 06/07/2005 1:07:53 PM PDT by CaliGirl-R
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To: CaliGirl-R

I would guess a lot of them are having huge headaches from the head butt they received from Reality(TM). I would guess most are either so disillusioned they've dropped politics all together, for a while at least, and some are still watching the stars or birdies circle around their heads.

And it could be most don't even know scamdy.com exists. Or they got used to coming to DUFU for their info and and are still here.

Thanks for the links.


1,187 posted on 06/07/2005 2:01:23 PM PDT by Duke Nukum (They're not people, they're hippies! --Eric Cartman)
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To: CaliGirl-R

Looks like this got deleted before I got to look at it.

In his response to the deleted post, demodonkey keeps putting the word "proof" in quotes, making it seem like the proof isn't proof. Unless one is pointing out the word like I did or questioning the veracity of the proof, why put it in quotes?


1,188 posted on 06/07/2005 2:49:08 PM PDT by Duke Nukum (They're not people, they're hippies! --Eric Cartman)
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To: Duke Nukum

Well, I'm sure old commonsensical Walt Starr can hang in there, though.

Appears to be some sort of big-big-big rumblings behind the curtain at DUmmieland, but no idea what yet.

Now one knows how the old State Department Sovietologists and Sinologists used to feel, having to look through thick curtains to see what was behind.


1,189 posted on 06/07/2005 3:22:23 PM PDT by franksolich (justice, justice shall be pursued (the Torah))
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To: beandog

I forget the exact phrase William Rivers Pitt used about graveyard ghouls but with all the tomb stoning that goes on at DU, it's no wonder they have a ghoul problem.


1,190 posted on 06/07/2005 3:28:41 PM PDT by Duke Nukum (They're not people, they're hippies! --Eric Cartman)
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To: franksolich

The thought that the DUmmies had errected an Iron Curtain had just started occuring to me too.

They accuse us of being afraid while they hide behind a lead apron.


1,191 posted on 06/07/2005 3:44:44 PM PDT by Duke Nukum (They're not people, they're hippies! --Eric Cartman)
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To: Duke Nukum

"""The thought that the DUmmies had errected an Iron Curtain had just started occuring to me too.

They accuse us of being afraid while they hide behind a lead apron""""

so true, Skinner has disappeared and has taken away the Ask the Administrator forum lately... now the only way you can communicate with the DU is by email - which they can decided to answer to or not in secret. Ohhhh, to be a fly on the wall, somethings shakin' there.


1,192 posted on 06/07/2005 6:40:19 PM PDT by IamCURIOUS_fellas
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To: IamCURIOUS_fellas

Where have you been? I haven't seen you around in awhile. I thought maybe the viking kitties attacked. They can be hard to rein in sometimes. ;)


1,193 posted on 06/07/2005 8:24:59 PM PDT by imskylark
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To: IamCURIOUS_fellas

Yes, welcome back! What do you think about everything so far? You are aware of Scamdy.com, right? It's a delicious website.

http://www.scamdy.com/

And here's the fantastice timeline.

http://delilahmused.passcreek.net/

We lost Judith_knows. She kind of freaked out on us. ????


1,194 posted on 06/07/2005 9:20:10 PM PDT by CaliGirl-R
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To: CaliGirl-R

What I think of everything?
hmmm, unless someone is really doing some heavy legal inquiries and challenges in the background, this thing will probably fade away (as Andy and his crew were no doubt counting on all along).

I've become more convinced than ever in these last few days that Stephenson is a fraud.


1,195 posted on 06/07/2005 9:28:38 PM PDT by IamCURIOUS_fellas
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To: IamCURIOUS_fellas

I'm sure someone is doing something. I don't know who is behind the Scamdy site, but they put a lot of work into it and it has become the main site. I see it as a place where everyone that has anything to contribute to the "case" can dump it there. If anything, Andy's credibility is shot. I don't think he'll be able to rake in the dough anymore.

Now he's got a job as a Training Director with Vote Trust USA. I sure wouldn't be donating to that organization.


1,196 posted on 06/07/2005 9:46:59 PM PDT by CaliGirl-R
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To: CaliGirl-R

I like the scamdy site but it seems everyone is all spread out now. I kind of miss being able to come to DUFU and know that I could catch up.


1,197 posted on 06/07/2005 10:02:23 PM PDT by CAluvdubya (You don't have to bother with me....I'm NON-RELEVANT!)
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To: CAluvdubya

I know, where is everybody? I think because info is slow coming to us. Misty's site is dead now that Scamdy is on the scene.

I read on Scamdy that they are in process of putting a version of the "Dummie Alert" on the site. Like a red siren on the home page when new info comes in. That will be cool. Hold on, let me go get the link...
http://forum.scamdy.com/viewtopic.php?t=41

I'm sure there is a lot going on behind the scenes.



1,198 posted on 06/07/2005 10:57:05 PM PDT by CaliGirl-R
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To: All

Just checking in this morning while I have the chance. Doggie came home from hospital last night and is probably going to need a lot of my attention (pills, liquids, love, etc.) until the end comes. Short term prognosis, very guarded (nice way of saying any time).Anyway, this means less time here, but I have not given up on exposing Scamdy. I would appreciate it if someone would ping me if anything interesting happens. Otherwise, I'll be checking in from time to time, cause I know you can't live without my insightful comments. LOL


1,199 posted on 06/08/2005 5:24:06 AM PDT by beandog (Bean the Real Dog -we love you - our hearts are breaking)
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To: PJ-Comix

I predict the dems will not nominate Hillary in 08, they will nominate Joe Biden. I know the odds are against that scenario, but I just don't see dem power brokers risking everything (the White House, Senate races, House races, Governors' races, State Legislative races) on her when they know she has no chance at all in any Red States, and could very well lose several Blue States (Wisconsin, Minnesota, New Hampshire, Maine, and Oregon). We (the GOP) have miles and miles of video of her outrageous, arrogant, flippant, and partisan hack comments that will surely end up in very destructive attack ads. I hope those idiots do nominate her, but I just don't see it. I think the best she can hope for is a VP nomination or a cabinet job if the dem candidate wins.


1,200 posted on 06/08/2005 6:05:55 AM PDT by moose2004 (You Can Run But You Can't Hide!)
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