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DUmmie FUnnies 06-03-05 ("Are we really going to let the GOP talk us into running Hillary?")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 3, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 06/03/2005 7:16:14 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

Has Andy Stephenson entered a DUmmieland Witness Protection Program? For the past few days, ever since Andy began publicly harassing the relatives of Bev Harris by posting their names and personal information about them, Scamdy has DISAPPEARED. In fact ALL MENTION in Dummieland about Scamdy’s “pancreatic cancer” has disappeared and if any there are so bold as to post any reference to Scamdy, Skinner immediately sends it down the Memory Pitt. As to Pied Piper Pitt, following his much ballyhooed posting of documents “proving” that Scamdy did indeed have pancreatic cancer, he has retracted his head into his turtle shell and REFUSES to further comment about those documents. One big reason is that those documents Pitt posted accurately predicted in an April 27 FAX that Scamdy would have surgery during the week of May 23 even though at the time of the FAX the surgery was still scheduled for May 10 and wasn’t rescheduled until almost 2 weeks after the FAX was sent. Right now the DUmmies are hoping that the whole Andy Stephenson Situation (as Skinner called it) would just go away. Unfortunately for Dummieland, the DUmmie FUnnies will STILL shine the light on this scandal which demonstrates what a bunch of dim-witted gullible fools the DUmmies were. Until Scamdy or Skinner or Pitt makes a full public confession (or are indicted) the DUmmie FUnnies will consistently hammer the DUmmies on this subject in all future DUmmie FUnnies. This edition of the DUmmie FUnnies based on a DUmmie THREAD titled, “Are we really going to let the GOP talk us into running Hillary?” will continue smoking out the DUmmies on this point. As usual the DUmmie postings still in Scamdy Denial are in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, about to reveal some inside political info he recently received, is in the [brackets]:

Are we really going to let the GOP talk us into running Hillary?

[Consider it payback for talking us into nominating Bob Dole in 1996. Bob Dole didn’t so much run to win as to merely build up his resume. Somehow this latter seemed very important to Dole in his future career of doing Penile Erectile Dysfunction commercials on TV. At least we have no doubt that Dole suffered from this problem (no one admits to this condition unless they really had it) but we STILL don’t know what sort of medical problem Andy Stephenson had although it was almost certainly NOT pancreatic cancer.]

I think she would be an awful candidate. She's not that great a speaker, clearly not at all concerned about corporate power, posturing more and more "moderate" all of the time. The Senate alone has at least a dozen other Democrats who would make better candidates than her.

[All the more reason why Karl Rove has designated her as your ’08 nominee.]

But the GOP is licking its fetid chops, man. They can just about taste the hatefest they would enjoy if she were running. There would be no holds barred on the calumny and slander that they would rain down on her.

[Karl Rove has put out a directive to NOT accuse Hillary of faking a pancreatic cancer operation. Something like that is OFF-LIMITS.]

They are walking a fine line, though. Having demonized her for more than 10 years now, they need to talk Democrats into getting her through the primaries, so they have to cool it down a bit and talk about what a great potential candidate she would be. David Broder put up a column not too long ago just like that.

[Psst! Why do you think the Bushes and Bill Clinton are acting like buddies now? It’s all part of the Rovian Master Plan.]

But they can't stop talking about her. Both Hannity & Colmes and Bill O'Rodent had segments on her Tuesday night. What other Democratic politician gets so much attention from those loons?

[Kerry recently got a flurry of press attention when he FINALLY signed his Form 180 to release his military records to the public. Yes, he FINALLY signed Form 180 and now we are waiting for him to FINALLY drop that signed form in the mail.]

Thinking "well, if the GOP hates her so much, they must be afraid of her, therefore she would be a great candidate" is the trap the Democrats cannot, must not, walk into. Step away. This will be the most important national IQ test for the Democrats in a long time.

[I am SO CONFIDENT of the low DUmmie IQ that I can flat out state the Rovian Game Plan without the slightest fear that you DUmmies can do anything about it. Hey! If you were DUmb enough to send in your money to Andy Stephenson for a phony pancreatic cancer operation then you certainly will easily be manipulated by Karl Rove despite advance warning.]

Having said all that, I'd vote for her in a heartbeat next to any GOP candidate. But please Lahd, and all my fellow Democrats, please don't let it come to that.

[It WILL come to it. And now to announce the ULTIMATE DUmmie nightmare, DUmmie ProfessorPlum. Not only is Karl Rove saddling you with Hillary but the GOP candidate for ’08 has already been decided upon---Dick Cheney. You think that Bob Woodward story about Cheney being drafted in ’08 was just idle speculation? A Republican Deep Throat handed that story to Woodward to pass along. The fact is if Cheney’s doctors give him the go-ahead and IF Cheney is convinced there is a groundswell of support for him, he WILL run in ’08. Look forward to a CONTINUATION of the Bush policies following the next election.]

condi vs. mccain. rove attacks once again.

[Nope. Cheney vs McCain=Cheney Winner. Rove STRIKES again!]

Let them run their nutcase ... and we should pick someone sensible. I like HC, but she simply has no chance for victory. All the general polls do not change the fact that swing state voters will not bite.

[Nutcase McCain might run but he CAN’T win against Cheney. “President Cheney.” Prepare for those words, DUmmies.]

If the Democratic Party runs Hillary ( a pro-war neodem), it deserves to lose. But we don't. If we can't get the party to wake up, the real Democrats ought to put together their own ticket with real Democrats.

[Hillary WILL be your losing candidate. Live with it.]

the media and GOP dictated who our candidate would be and those fine tuned political machines in Iowa and New Hampshire went for it hook, line and sinker. *cough*assholes*cough* It's been interesting to watch the same exact process being put into motion yet again.

[Interesting and FUnnie to see the Democrats falling for it ONCE AGAIN. ’08 will be a DOUBLE WHAMMIE for you folks. Hillary as your losing nominee and Cheney as OUR President.]

Even if she doesn't run, the GOP will make money on the RW's fear that she will. That's why we're hearing so much about her right now.

[All part of the Vast Rovian Storm. Hillary’s name will raise TONS of money. However, she WILL be your nominee. Make no mistake about that. So Rove has said. So let it be done.]

I guess that now, they want to tout her as the be-all of candidates for Dems in 08. We need someone who can WIN and I'm not sure Hillary can - which is why I think they are trying to ram her down our collective throats. And of course, they've subcontraced the MSM to help them do it.

[Choke on the Hillary in your collective throats!]

Sad to say, I don't like her enough to defend her when the hate fest revs in gear. And, I would never vote for either.

[HILLARY vs CHENEY = GOP LANDSLIDE]

We need her but we are too goddam stupid to elect her, so we don't deserve her.

[Hillary is just TOO GOOD for us. We don’t deserve her. Also we don’t deserve that other candidate for sainthood---Andy Stephenson.]

actually, technically, she is a horrendous speaker that has never squelched the "ah" impulse.

[Ah. You know, Hillary, um, does seem to, you know, have that, ah, problem.]

What if it was MCCain vs Clark. That would be interesting.

[About as realistic as Andy Stephenson’s pancreatic cancer. 2008 will be Hillary vs Cheney. Count on it.]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: andyscam; andystephenson; dummies; hillary2008; hillaryclinton
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To: franksolich

Well, they sure seem to be running scared. I'm really ticked off right now. It would never occur to me to shut down the DUmp, even though I believe they're a bunch of anti-american POS.

Grrrrrr.


1,041 posted on 06/06/2005 1:36:08 PM PDT by beandog (Bean the Real Dog -we love you - our hearts are breaking)
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To: AirForce-TechSgt

Okay, for some reason no other post show up on my end, and I didn't recognize your screen name. Still, welcome and thank you for your service.


1,042 posted on 06/06/2005 1:38:06 PM PDT by jennyjenny
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To: Allosaurs_r_us

Unfortunately, he's in kidney failure. We're pulling out all the stops for him (I believe with all the money we spent we have helped build a new wing in the vet hospital) but it doesn't look to hopeful. Amazing the things they can do for animals these days. Hopefully, in the years to come they'll get better and better at it.


1,043 posted on 06/06/2005 1:40:52 PM PDT by beandog (Bean the Real Dog -we love you - our hearts are breaking)
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To: franksolich

One also wonders about physical contact that may have taken place with someone in Maryland and someone from N.C.


1,044 posted on 06/06/2005 1:42:46 PM PDT by jennyjenny
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To: jennyjenny

"Okay, for some reason no other post show up on my end, and I didn't recognize your screen name. Still, welcome and thank you for your service."

I remember him. He posted a few times but I believe he hasn't posted in the last few days.


1,045 posted on 06/06/2005 1:43:47 PM PDT by imskylark
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To: AirForce-TechSgt; jennyjenny

That's strange because when I look it also only shows two posts (including the one you just made).

Anyway, glad to have you. Hope you've been enjoying.


1,046 posted on 06/06/2005 1:44:31 PM PDT by beandog (Bean the Real Dog -we love you - our hearts are breaking)
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To: jennyjenny

jenny

The first post that I made here on the DUmmie FUnnieshad the Vikking Kitties after me even whit what I use for a tagline because it is to long to fit the tagline.

But thanks for the welcome

AF Tech Sgt
Surround yourself with the best people you can find, delegate authority, and
don't interfere as long as the policy you've decided upon is being carried
out.
Ronald Reagan


1,047 posted on 06/06/2005 1:44:59 PM PDT by AirForce-TechSgt (RR's quote is to long to use as a tagline.)
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To: beandog

They even do kidney transplants now. I don't know whether you have to volunteer your dog to be a donor sort of like we do or what, but it's pretty amazing that many of the same treatments used for humans also work for our furry babies.

Cindie


1,048 posted on 06/06/2005 1:46:06 PM PDT by gardencatz (A brass unicorn...has...catapulted across a...street and impaled an eminent surgeon. Words fail me!)
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To: AirForce-TechSgt

Ah, I see. The Viking Kitties were being bad. LOL


1,049 posted on 06/06/2005 1:47:08 PM PDT by beandog (Bean the Real Dog -we love you - our hearts are breaking)
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To: AirForce-TechSgt

No need to explain anything to me. I hope you enjoy it here.


1,050 posted on 06/06/2005 1:47:42 PM PDT by jennyjenny
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To: Chappaquiddick Crawdad
Ah thanks for that.

Quite disorganized here maintaining bookmarks and such and can not hold a match to the Master Record Keepers of the Andy mess. Wish I were disciplined in that matter but I lose my way and it turns into a bowl of spaghetti LOL.

Thanks for the clarification ...

1,051 posted on 06/06/2005 1:48:20 PM PDT by Boomer Geezer (Sgt. Wanda Dabbs, 22, of the 230th, called out, "That's my president, hooah!" and there were cheers.)
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To: gardencatz

We talked about looking into kidney transplants but he's probably to old (almost 15). Also it kind of creeps me out to be another dog and my dog in so much pain pretty much for my sake. I read a story about a family that got another dog just to give their dog a transplant. Their dog died anyway. I thought that was wrong.

I think the donor dogs for blood is great. I'm not sure what other things they do but as long as it doesn't put the dog in unnecessary pain or long term effects than I think it's probably okay.


1,052 posted on 06/06/2005 1:51:54 PM PDT by beandog (Bean the Real Dog -we love you - our hearts are breaking)
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To: AirForce-TechSgt; jennyjenny

I can vouch for him. We hijacked a DU FUnnies thread awhile ago. PJ said it was no big deal. It was late, late at night.

Hi AirForce-TechSgt!


1,053 posted on 06/06/2005 1:55:21 PM PDT by CaliGirl-R
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To: jennyjenny
jenny

I have been watching this thin unfold for months. I really do enjoy this site. The only complaint that I have is that I have is that I have to disarm my firewalls so that I can post here. I use the same thing the the military uses because it is made available to us for free, because they know that we use our personnel computers for work also.

AF Tech Sgt
Surround yourself with the best people you can find, delegate authority, and
don't interfere as long as the policy you've decided upon is being carried
out.
Ronald Reagan
1,054 posted on 06/06/2005 1:55:51 PM PDT by AirForce-TechSgt (RR's quote is to long to use as a tagline.)
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To: CaliGirl-R

What you doing up this EARLY in the day?


1,055 posted on 06/06/2005 1:57:00 PM PDT by AirForce-TechSgt (RR's quote is to long to use as a tagline.)
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To: CaliGirl-R
I just remembered, wasn't there a thread that got pulled because personal information was posted? I remember I went to bed that night and in the morning it was gone.

I'm just sure we all said amazingly intelligent things on it. LOL
1,056 posted on 06/06/2005 1:58:42 PM PDT by beandog (Bean the Real Dog -we love you - our hearts are breaking)
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To: AirForce-TechSgt

Hey, I'm on 24 hour AndyScam watch.

My sleeping hours change. Since I don't work, I just sleep whenever. I am a lady of leisure.


1,057 posted on 06/06/2005 1:59:45 PM PDT by CaliGirl-R
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To: AirForce-TechSgt
You may very well be more up to speed on all of this than I am. I just decided to spend some time reading more of the posts on DU from poster sfexpat, and she is an interesting character. And, I'll just stop right there.
1,058 posted on 06/06/2005 2:00:17 PM PDT by jennyjenny
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To: All

Somebody just posted on misty's site that you can't get into CU right now either. Just won't come up. Battle stations everyone.:)


1,059 posted on 06/06/2005 2:03:13 PM PDT by beandog (Bean the Real Dog -we love you - our hearts are breaking)
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To: CaliGirl-R
Are you RICH and SINGLE because, unlike Undie, I am DEPENELTY UNEMPLOYED and looking for a RICH Girlfriend or work. I will take what ever comes first. LOL

AF Tech Sgt
Surround yourself with the best people you can find, delegate authority, and
don't interfere as long as the policy you've decided upon is being carried
out.
Ronald Reagan
1,060 posted on 06/06/2005 2:04:20 PM PDT by AirForce-TechSgt (RR's quote is to long to use as a tagline.)
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