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DUmmie FUnnies 06-03-05 ("Are we really going to let the GOP talk us into running Hillary?")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 3, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 06/03/2005 7:16:14 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

Has Andy Stephenson entered a DUmmieland Witness Protection Program? For the past few days, ever since Andy began publicly harassing the relatives of Bev Harris by posting their names and personal information about them, Scamdy has DISAPPEARED. In fact ALL MENTION in Dummieland about Scamdy’s “pancreatic cancer” has disappeared and if any there are so bold as to post any reference to Scamdy, Skinner immediately sends it down the Memory Pitt. As to Pied Piper Pitt, following his much ballyhooed posting of documents “proving” that Scamdy did indeed have pancreatic cancer, he has retracted his head into his turtle shell and REFUSES to further comment about those documents. One big reason is that those documents Pitt posted accurately predicted in an April 27 FAX that Scamdy would have surgery during the week of May 23 even though at the time of the FAX the surgery was still scheduled for May 10 and wasn’t rescheduled until almost 2 weeks after the FAX was sent. Right now the DUmmies are hoping that the whole Andy Stephenson Situation (as Skinner called it) would just go away. Unfortunately for Dummieland, the DUmmie FUnnies will STILL shine the light on this scandal which demonstrates what a bunch of dim-witted gullible fools the DUmmies were. Until Scamdy or Skinner or Pitt makes a full public confession (or are indicted) the DUmmie FUnnies will consistently hammer the DUmmies on this subject in all future DUmmie FUnnies. This edition of the DUmmie FUnnies based on a DUmmie THREAD titled, “Are we really going to let the GOP talk us into running Hillary?” will continue smoking out the DUmmies on this point. As usual the DUmmie postings still in Scamdy Denial are in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, about to reveal some inside political info he recently received, is in the [brackets]:

Are we really going to let the GOP talk us into running Hillary?

[Consider it payback for talking us into nominating Bob Dole in 1996. Bob Dole didn’t so much run to win as to merely build up his resume. Somehow this latter seemed very important to Dole in his future career of doing Penile Erectile Dysfunction commercials on TV. At least we have no doubt that Dole suffered from this problem (no one admits to this condition unless they really had it) but we STILL don’t know what sort of medical problem Andy Stephenson had although it was almost certainly NOT pancreatic cancer.]

I think she would be an awful candidate. She's not that great a speaker, clearly not at all concerned about corporate power, posturing more and more "moderate" all of the time. The Senate alone has at least a dozen other Democrats who would make better candidates than her.

[All the more reason why Karl Rove has designated her as your ’08 nominee.]

But the GOP is licking its fetid chops, man. They can just about taste the hatefest they would enjoy if she were running. There would be no holds barred on the calumny and slander that they would rain down on her.

[Karl Rove has put out a directive to NOT accuse Hillary of faking a pancreatic cancer operation. Something like that is OFF-LIMITS.]

They are walking a fine line, though. Having demonized her for more than 10 years now, they need to talk Democrats into getting her through the primaries, so they have to cool it down a bit and talk about what a great potential candidate she would be. David Broder put up a column not too long ago just like that.

[Psst! Why do you think the Bushes and Bill Clinton are acting like buddies now? It’s all part of the Rovian Master Plan.]

But they can't stop talking about her. Both Hannity & Colmes and Bill O'Rodent had segments on her Tuesday night. What other Democratic politician gets so much attention from those loons?

[Kerry recently got a flurry of press attention when he FINALLY signed his Form 180 to release his military records to the public. Yes, he FINALLY signed Form 180 and now we are waiting for him to FINALLY drop that signed form in the mail.]

Thinking "well, if the GOP hates her so much, they must be afraid of her, therefore she would be a great candidate" is the trap the Democrats cannot, must not, walk into. Step away. This will be the most important national IQ test for the Democrats in a long time.

[I am SO CONFIDENT of the low DUmmie IQ that I can flat out state the Rovian Game Plan without the slightest fear that you DUmmies can do anything about it. Hey! If you were DUmb enough to send in your money to Andy Stephenson for a phony pancreatic cancer operation then you certainly will easily be manipulated by Karl Rove despite advance warning.]

Having said all that, I'd vote for her in a heartbeat next to any GOP candidate. But please Lahd, and all my fellow Democrats, please don't let it come to that.

[It WILL come to it. And now to announce the ULTIMATE DUmmie nightmare, DUmmie ProfessorPlum. Not only is Karl Rove saddling you with Hillary but the GOP candidate for ’08 has already been decided upon---Dick Cheney. You think that Bob Woodward story about Cheney being drafted in ’08 was just idle speculation? A Republican Deep Throat handed that story to Woodward to pass along. The fact is if Cheney’s doctors give him the go-ahead and IF Cheney is convinced there is a groundswell of support for him, he WILL run in ’08. Look forward to a CONTINUATION of the Bush policies following the next election.]

condi vs. mccain. rove attacks once again.

[Nope. Cheney vs McCain=Cheney Winner. Rove STRIKES again!]

Let them run their nutcase ... and we should pick someone sensible. I like HC, but she simply has no chance for victory. All the general polls do not change the fact that swing state voters will not bite.

[Nutcase McCain might run but he CAN’T win against Cheney. “President Cheney.” Prepare for those words, DUmmies.]

If the Democratic Party runs Hillary ( a pro-war neodem), it deserves to lose. But we don't. If we can't get the party to wake up, the real Democrats ought to put together their own ticket with real Democrats.

[Hillary WILL be your losing candidate. Live with it.]

the media and GOP dictated who our candidate would be and those fine tuned political machines in Iowa and New Hampshire went for it hook, line and sinker. *cough*assholes*cough* It's been interesting to watch the same exact process being put into motion yet again.

[Interesting and FUnnie to see the Democrats falling for it ONCE AGAIN. ’08 will be a DOUBLE WHAMMIE for you folks. Hillary as your losing nominee and Cheney as OUR President.]

Even if she doesn't run, the GOP will make money on the RW's fear that she will. That's why we're hearing so much about her right now.

[All part of the Vast Rovian Storm. Hillary’s name will raise TONS of money. However, she WILL be your nominee. Make no mistake about that. So Rove has said. So let it be done.]

I guess that now, they want to tout her as the be-all of candidates for Dems in 08. We need someone who can WIN and I'm not sure Hillary can - which is why I think they are trying to ram her down our collective throats. And of course, they've subcontraced the MSM to help them do it.

[Choke on the Hillary in your collective throats!]

Sad to say, I don't like her enough to defend her when the hate fest revs in gear. And, I would never vote for either.

[HILLARY vs CHENEY = GOP LANDSLIDE]

We need her but we are too goddam stupid to elect her, so we don't deserve her.

[Hillary is just TOO GOOD for us. We don’t deserve her. Also we don’t deserve that other candidate for sainthood---Andy Stephenson.]

actually, technically, she is a horrendous speaker that has never squelched the "ah" impulse.

[Ah. You know, Hillary, um, does seem to, you know, have that, ah, problem.]

What if it was MCCain vs Clark. That would be interesting.

[About as realistic as Andy Stephenson’s pancreatic cancer. 2008 will be Hillary vs Cheney. Count on it.]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: andyscam; andystephenson; dummies; hillary2008; hillaryclinton
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To: jennyjenny

Re: PM's- I'm not receiving any. Something about a function error.


1,021 posted on 06/06/2005 12:21:01 PM PDT by gate2wire (We Honor Those Who Serve---WE REMEMBER--Thank you)
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To: dynoman

Not you too?


1,022 posted on 06/06/2005 12:21:47 PM PDT by gate2wire (We Honor Those Who Serve---WE REMEMBER--Thank you)
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To: gate2wire

They are dancing in the streets with glee. (The DUmmies)

Now goodboy is talking about Misty's site next.

Quote:

goodboy (1000+ posts) Mon Jun-06-05 03:16 PM
Response to Reply #14

31. Here's another site where they're defaming us...specifically


Andy, Will, sfexpat, me, etc:


http://mistymemory.forumsplace.com/index.html


1,023 posted on 06/06/2005 12:25:58 PM PDT by MarineMom613
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To: MarineMom613

Can someone give me a refresher on screen captures.
It's CTL alt something or other.

THanks.


1,024 posted on 06/06/2005 12:27:36 PM PDT by MarineMom613
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To: MarineMom613

Thanks


1,025 posted on 06/06/2005 12:29:00 PM PDT by gate2wire (We Honor Those Who Serve---WE REMEMBER--Thank you)
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To: MarineMom613

Alt + PrintScrn


1,026 posted on 06/06/2005 12:36:27 PM PDT by Chappaquiddick Crawdad ("E unum pluribus"? Perhaps you meant "ex uno plures", or is that "stultus sum"? hmmm...)
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To: gate2wire
My SIL was telling me she had a code she used in public when she had gas build up and didn't want her friends tagging along...the problem was she was drinking and told this to a whole table of friends in a restaurant. She is quite the DUmmie.
1,027 posted on 06/06/2005 12:37:01 PM PDT by Krodg
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To: Chappaquiddick Crawdad

Thanks. :}


1,028 posted on 06/06/2005 12:37:38 PM PDT by MarineMom613
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To: dynoman

Have to say that really surprised me, too. I've been very careful to document everything on the timeline, to make sure everything on it is and/or has been in the public domain. I would be very angry to find out everyone's work has been negated by such a juvenile prank. As I've said before, cancer has touched my life several times in a very personal way. While there are several side issues (I don't like to see people taken advantage of, maligning a hospital and research center that treats and funds treatment for even the most destitute people, etc.) using cancer, and such a deadly form at that, to squeeze money from people is abhorent. I do believe that at one time Andy truly thought he had pancreatic cancer, but as the months wore on, as more tests were done, he and those around him had to know he didn't have it. At that point, he should have let people know he wasn't dying, but still needed surgery to correct whatever the final diagnosis was. No one can have pancreatic cancer for as long as he was supposed to have it and be as healthy as he obviously was. To think that he may get away with this, that everyone's hard work may be negated by something as thoughtless as this supposed "joke" is pretty disgusting.

Cindie


1,029 posted on 06/06/2005 12:38:51 PM PDT by gardencatz (A brass unicorn...has...catapulted across a...street and impaled an eminent surgeon. Words fail me!)
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To: dynoman

I agree with you. I didn't see anything on that site that hasn't been discussed on other sites, and the documents that were released were all done by Andy's buddies, right? So, it must be the way it was registered, if what this guy says is true. That would be pretty dumb if somebody did that. And, I don't understand WHY someone would do that.


1,030 posted on 06/06/2005 12:53:03 PM PDT by jennyjenny
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To: dynoman
I have to concur your information about the "jason" data ... I saved a page image about 2 days ago of that site from domainwhitepages and it had the Jason information.

I don't know where that Kelvin is getting his information (or is he passing disinformation on purpose?).

1,031 posted on 06/06/2005 1:12:09 PM PDT by Boomer Geezer (Sgt. Wanda Dabbs, 22, of the 230th, called out, "That's my president, hooah!" and there were cheers.)
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To: All
Bennyboy Burch (a.k.a. BenLurch) thinks Free Republic and CU will be shut down over this! LMAO!!!
link

He has got to be one of the stupidest moonbats I've ever had the (dis)pleasure of coming across. Just when I thought he couldn't say anything more retarded than he already has!

1,032 posted on 06/06/2005 1:15:37 PM PDT by Chappaquiddick Crawdad ("E unum pluribus"? Perhaps you meant "ex uno plures", or is that "stultus sum"? hmmm...)
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To: CAluvdubya
DOS stands for Disc Operating System.

I think what they real mean is DoS Denial of Service
1,033 posted on 06/06/2005 1:18:11 PM PDT by AirForce-TechSgt (RR's quote is to long to use as a tagline.)
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To: Chappaquiddick Crawdad

These are the same people who posted pictures of stamps on their site showing a gun to the head of our president, right?


1,034 posted on 06/06/2005 1:20:01 PM PDT by jennyjenny
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To: Boomer Geezer
It was registered under "David Allan" earlier, and was later changed to "Jason Tonks". Notice Allan with an a, whereas Kelvin Malice is David Allen with an e. I'm guessing the site was shut down due to registration under a false identity per se, and had nothing to do with the name "David Allan" being used.
1,035 posted on 06/06/2005 1:21:07 PM PDT by Chappaquiddick Crawdad ("E unum pluribus"? Perhaps you meant "ex uno plures", or is that "stultus sum"? hmmm...)
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To: AirForce-TechSgt

You're the second one that has their first post on here today. Welcome to FR.


1,036 posted on 06/06/2005 1:22:42 PM PDT by jennyjenny
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To: jennyjenny; gate2wire; beandog; MarineMom613; CaliGirl-R; nonkultur

You know, one wonders if this doesn't involve more than a "mere" $50,000.

After all, to a bunch of rich white kids, fifty grand is pocket change.


1,037 posted on 06/06/2005 1:33:25 PM PDT by franksolich (non-existent)
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To: jennyjenny

jenny

I have made several posts to the DUmmies FUnies before, this is not my first post.
That was my first post for today.


1,038 posted on 06/06/2005 1:34:26 PM PDT by AirForce-TechSgt (RR's quote is to long to use as a tagline.)
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To: beandog
 I hope its okay if I can ask you any questions along the way?
 
No problem. What's wrong with the dog? I know if anything happens to either one of mine, everything else stops.  

1,039 posted on 06/06/2005 1:34:32 PM PDT by Allosaurs_r_us (for a fee........I'm happy to be........Your BACKDOOR MAN!....Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap!)
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To: Chappaquiddick Crawdad

Wouldn't it be funny if scamdy.com comes back today?

Then what would he say?


1,040 posted on 06/06/2005 1:36:06 PM PDT by commonguymd (My impatience is far more advanced than any known technology.)
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