1 posted on
06/02/2005 5:15:51 PM PDT by
writer33
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2 posted on
06/02/2005 5:16:40 PM PDT by
writer33
("In Defense of Liberty," a political thriller, released in March. Buy it. I need new shoes. :))
To: writer33
flushed his geometry textbook down a toilet in protest
I have no problem with that.....I would have done the same thing but I was afraid of getting caught plugging up the drain.........Parents weren't too happy with my "D-" either.........
5 posted on
06/02/2005 5:22:55 PM PDT by
Hot Tabasco
(Don't hold it against me because I shot the SOB. I'm tired of dealing with stupid people!)
To: writer33
Math Desecration!
Take up you compass' and dividers and arc a new line!
6 posted on
06/02/2005 5:23:45 PM PDT by
SandRat
(Duty, Honor, Country. What else needs to be said?)
To: writer33
Kareem Abdul-JamarI once watched a Kareem Abdul-(el-saheeb sky-hook) Jamore when he played for the Lakers. Tallest dood in the county...
8 posted on
06/02/2005 5:28:05 PM PDT by
Libloather
(Hillary, I want my FBI file back...)
To: writer33
Above the toilet on the wall, Kareem scribbled “The infidels and their geometry books must die!” I agree. Geometry is evil!
(Algebra is cool)
9 posted on
06/02/2005 5:30:09 PM PDT by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(I am not a romantic, I don't hero worship and no, as a matter of fact, I don't have a heart.)
To: writer33
I think it would be impossible to flush the tax code, it's just too big. You could probably do it in a porto-potty though.
10 posted on
06/02/2005 5:31:29 PM PDT by
Jaysun
(No matter how hot she is, some man, somewhere, is tired of her sh*t)
To: writer33
My slide rule fell in the toilet when I was barfing after drinking too much in college. Does that count?
15 posted on
06/02/2005 5:46:14 PM PDT by
Aliska
To: writer33
Gasp! Was it a copy of "Sacred Geometry?" If so, he must be punished. He must be split equilateral triangles! Allah Akbahr!
17 posted on
06/02/2005 5:57:48 PM PDT by
Enterprise
(Coming soon from Newsweek: "Fallujah - we had to destroy it in order to save it.")
To: writer33
He was just upset that even though the Muslims "invented" Algebra in the 10th century, the Greeks were already using it in the 5th century B.C.
19 posted on
06/02/2005 6:22:51 PM PDT by
Alouette
(The only thing learned from history is that nobody ever learns from history.)
To: writer33
That'll show those Euclideans!
25 posted on
06/02/2005 6:39:25 PM PDT by
Huntress
(Possession really is nine tenths of the law.)
To: writer33
"As for Kareem’s punishment, we gave him a good talking too,"
Bullshit, expel the little bastard.
35 posted on
06/02/2005 6:47:02 PM PDT by
SeaBiscuit
(God Bless all who defend America and the rest can go to hell.)
To: writer33
I used my economics textbook as a sleep aid.
36 posted on
06/02/2005 6:47:28 PM PDT by
mware
("God is dead" -- Nietzsche........ "Nope, you are"-- GOD)
To: writer33
Must protest and throw tomatoes to really make an impact on the nation's consciousness.
44 posted on
06/02/2005 7:08:44 PM PDT by
lilylangtree
(Veni, Vidi, Vici)
To: writer33
That guy is a dork, doesn't he know the Arab and/or Moslem world was one of the center of mathematics before the Wahabists came along?
49 posted on
06/02/2005 7:19:04 PM PDT by
Nowhere Man
(Lutheran, Conservative, Neo-Victorian/Edwardian, Michael Savage in '08! - DeCAFTA-nate CAFTA!)
To: writer33
54 posted on
06/02/2005 7:26:20 PM PDT by
wagglebee
("We are ready for the greatest achievements in the history of freedom." -- President Bush, 1/20/05)
To: writer33
ROFL!!!! Go, Kareem--that's what I wanted to do to my geometry book, too! Most useless piece of trash since--well, since the Koran, actually!
There should be more flushings--a whole movement could be starred in that direction! Onward ever onward--and upward!
Thanks for the enlightening article, Writer!
55 posted on
06/02/2005 7:27:10 PM PDT by
luvie
((Freedom is on the march. Freedom is the birthright and deep desire of every human soul.GWB 3-29-05))
To: writer33
57 posted on
06/02/2005 7:28:42 PM PDT by
maxwell
(Well I'm sure I'd feel much worse if I weren't under such heavy sedation...)
To: writer33
Weapons of Math Distruction!
To: writer33
In response, Nerds lined up in NON-alphabetical order and threatened to mispell the word
gynocology.
Nerds protest defilement of their holy text. 74 posted on
06/02/2005 8:08:28 PM PDT by
freedumb2003
(Of all the idiots I've known in my life, none of them were retarded (W. Earl Brown - "Warren," SAM))
To: writer33
Leave it to a Muslim to try to flush a square book down a round toilet. A conspiracy involved here for sure.
94 posted on
06/03/2005 4:21:48 AM PDT by
FDNYRHEROES
(Make welfare as hard to get as a building permit)
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