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Muslim Student Flushes Geometry Book Down Toilet
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| 06/02/2005
| Chris Davis
Posted on 06/02/2005 5:15:51 PM PDT by writer33
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posted on
06/02/2005 5:15:51 PM PDT
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writer33
To: blackbart.223; speedy; HitmanNY; NYTexan; bitt; Stellar Dendrite; Glenn; Lokibob; kellynla; ...
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posted on
06/02/2005 5:16:40 PM PDT
by
writer33
("In Defense of Liberty," a political thriller, released in March. Buy it. I need new shoes. :))
To: writer33
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posted on
06/02/2005 5:19:35 PM PDT
by
Petronski
(A champion of dance, my moves will put you in a trance, and I never leave the disco alone.)
To: writer33
For once I agree with a Muslim, I hate Geometry as well! LoL
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posted on
06/02/2005 5:22:11 PM PDT
by
GulfWar1Vet
(U.S. Military = Defenders of Freedom, Freedom Fighters, Democracy Fighters!)
To: writer33
flushed his geometry textbook down a toilet in protest
I have no problem with that.....I would have done the same thing but I was afraid of getting caught plugging up the drain.........Parents weren't too happy with my "D-" either.........
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posted on
06/02/2005 5:22:55 PM PDT
by
Hot Tabasco
(Don't hold it against me because I shot the SOB. I'm tired of dealing with stupid people!)
To: writer33
Math Desecration!
Take up you compass' and dividers and arc a new line!
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posted on
06/02/2005 5:23:45 PM PDT
by
SandRat
(Duty, Honor, Country. What else needs to be said?)
To: Diva Betsy Ross; Guyin4Os; cherry; Dead Corpse; texasflower; SeeRushToldU_So; oldbrowser; ...
Good stuff Chris! Probably mostly true!
Pinging the usual suspects!
(anyone wanting on or off the satire ping list, let me know!)
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posted on
06/02/2005 5:25:39 PM PDT
by
NYTexan
To: writer33
Kareem Abdul-JamarI once watched a Kareem Abdul-(el-saheeb sky-hook) Jamore when he played for the Lakers. Tallest dood in the county...
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posted on
06/02/2005 5:28:05 PM PDT
by
Libloather
(Hillary, I want my FBI file back...)
To: writer33
Above the toilet on the wall, Kareem scribbled “The infidels and their geometry books must die!” I agree. Geometry is evil!
(Algebra is cool)
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posted on
06/02/2005 5:30:09 PM PDT
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(I am not a romantic, I don't hero worship and no, as a matter of fact, I don't have a heart.)
To: writer33
I think it would be impossible to flush the tax code, it's just too big. You could probably do it in a porto-potty though.
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posted on
06/02/2005 5:31:29 PM PDT
by
Jaysun
(No matter how hot she is, some man, somewhere, is tired of her sh*t)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
"There’s no practical use for geometry anyway."
But what if you need to paint a pyramid or fill up your dodecahedron canteen with water? /sarc
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posted on
06/02/2005 5:38:31 PM PDT
by
LibertarianInExile
(<-- sick of faux-conservatives who want federal government intervention for 'conservative things.')
To: Jaysun; writer33
Flushing of the tax code is highly recommended. I'm not a plumber (I'm an electrician), but I'll bet I can get enough plumbers and fitters that we can flush it!
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posted on
06/02/2005 5:40:42 PM PDT
by
Issaquahking
(.Yes I'd vote for Bush again, but let's stop criminals and terrorists at the borders!)
To: Jaysun; writer33
Flushing of the tax code is highly recommended. I'm not a plumber (I'm an electrician), but I'll bet I can get enough plumbers and fitters that we can flush it!
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posted on
06/02/2005 5:41:44 PM PDT
by
Issaquahking
(.Yes I'd vote for Bush again, but let's stop criminals and terrorists at the borders!)
To: LibertarianInExile
We got along just fine living in caves before this new-fangled ge-o-metry came along!
AD is a diameter of the circle with center O. B is any point on the circle that isn't A or D. At B, a tangent is drawn to the circle. Through O, a line is drawn parallel to AB, meeting the tangent at P. Prove that PD is a tangent to the circle.
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posted on
06/02/2005 5:43:23 PM PDT
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(I am not a romantic, I don't hero worship and no, as a matter of fact, I don't have a heart.)
To: writer33
My slide rule fell in the toilet when I was barfing after drinking too much in college. Does that count?
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posted on
06/02/2005 5:46:14 PM PDT
by
Aliska
To: Aliska
To: writer33
Gasp! Was it a copy of "Sacred Geometry?" If so, he must be punished. He must be split equilateral triangles! Allah Akbahr!
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posted on
06/02/2005 5:57:48 PM PDT
by
Enterprise
(Coming soon from Newsweek: "Fallujah - we had to destroy it in order to save it.")
To: writer33
You covered all the angles, Chris. Isoceles bump and flush.
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posted on
06/02/2005 6:12:34 PM PDT
by
speedy
To: writer33
He was just upset that even though the Muslims "invented" Algebra in the 10th century, the Greeks were already using it in the 5th century B.C.
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posted on
06/02/2005 6:22:51 PM PDT
by
Alouette
(The only thing learned from history is that nobody ever learns from history.)
To: Petronski
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posted on
06/02/2005 6:37:09 PM PDT
by
writer33
("In Defense of Liberty," a political thriller, released in March. Buy it. I need new shoes. :))
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