DUmmie FUnnies 05-13-05 (Pied Piper Pitt Hasn't Slept Since April!)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | May 13, 2005 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix

[KJC1]

Woot!

[halieus]

somewhere nearabout 2K?

[KJC1]

You got in there, sandwiched right between my attempts! :^)

[halieus]

I shouldn't have wasted time with those extraneous words.

Looking forward to the next installment!

[RogerWilko]

DAMN! I was going to get 2000 and my wife came in and messed it all up for me!

[KJC1]

You know, he didn't say where "Mister John Smith" was "checking in," did he? I assumed he meant JH Hospital, but maybe it's that motel/hotel he and his "spouse" termite may have stayed in.

Exactly. Just like he's never actually said he has cancer, he just implies these things deliberately. There is no doubt he was aiming to suggest he was checking in to JH, no doubt whatsoever.

[MisterRepublican]

90% of the posters at FR are chicks???!!!

Why was I not informed of this?!

Pictures please.; )

LOL

[Scothia]

You got in there, sandwiched right between my attempts! :^)

I'm 2K! WhooooHOOOOOO! It was like winning on eBay! The adrenalin is still flowing...!

[Duke Nukum]

Wait a minute--didn't already I read him blatting on about a plugged-up bile duct? Is this a recurring theme for him, or am I just reading so much about this stuff that my eyes are glazing over?

No, you're not imagining things. These are posts from when the drama first began. franksolich was watching these threads even then and posted links to them in the DUmmie FUnnies editions around the time.

[NEPA]

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=104&topic_id=3621347

[PJ-Comix]

New DUFU edition THREAD titled, "Anyone have an update on Andy?" Please post all new AndyScam updates over there. Thank you.

[Scothia]

Just closing this out on a nice, even number.

[lutz]

Okay! I called 2 branches to get the info:

1. Alderwood: Spoke with Flo who actually had to go get a cashier's checks to see what was on the customers copy. There is NO bank name on the customer copy. I didn't get to ask Flo the 2nd question because she wanted to know if I was a customer there and started the inquisition on me.

2. Auburn: Spoke with Sara (much nicer, I should have called this branch in the first place), she informed me that there is NO apostrophe in the cashier's checks. It appears as 'cashiers'.

[MisterRepublican]

"Washington State DSHS is turning down all new patients."

Well, wouldn't DSHS like to be informed of this new fact.

Somebody alert the Times and the Post-Intelligencer. Washington State is denying health care to "gainfully unemployed", indigent, former Democrat candidates for Secretary of State.

[NEPA]

I went ahead and gave the link. I can't imagine they would go through the hassle of searching their search function for who was using it to find a particular thread. I'm sure it's possible but would take somebody smarter than your average DU administrator.

[Amityschild]

Congrats from 1000 :-)

[rikkir]

I wanted you all to see this after I added some light. Keep in mind I did nothing to adjust the color, just added flash. I might be terribly wrong, and God forgive me if I am, but this does not look like a man dying from pancreatic cancer. His skin tone is good, he certainly hasn't lost any weight since Jan, when this all began, and when someone is in the amount of pain associated with this or any other cancer, you can see it in the eyes and expression. I'm sorry, but this looks like a person who is about to get big check, not troubled or worried at all.

[Scothia]

Congrats from 1000 :-)

Heh heh--you know that after you bested me for 1K, it was a matter of honor. ;-)

[Purrcival]

"He likes that red shirt, doesn't he?"

HAH! Exactly what I posted, word-for-word, last week!

Great minds think alike?

[KJC1]

Thanks for doing that!

You know, it helped clear something up for the time line too. I had thought he posted it on May 9, but it was posted on May 8. Hmmm.

What to make of it...