[PJ-Comix]

And so the Undie Stephenson soap opera continues. In case you haven't heard the latest from franksolich, Undie did NOT show up for surgery as scheduled today at Johns Hopkins. Supposedly there was some sort of technical mixup in the Johns Hopkins mailroom. Yeah, we are supposed to believe that Johns Hopkins is refusing EMERGENCY SURGERY to someone because of a mailroom problem. Stay tuned to this enthralling soap opera, As The DUmmie Squirms.

BTW, I think that "As The DUmmie Squirms" soap opera would make for an EXCELLENT comix story in the CD-ROM section of the DUmmie FUnnies book. All that we need to be able to see it is the thumbs up from Mary Matalin. Mary can give me the thumbs up by simply contacting me at: PJ-Comix.

Let me know if you want on the DUmmie FUnnies PING List which now stands at a Satanic 666 members.

[MikefromOhio]

first or second or third or fourth....

[PJ-Comix]

PING!

[Petronski]

This man is merely a political misfit. Callow. Yellow. He barely won two national elections.

He was good enough to kick DUmmy ass. Twice.

[Always Right]

How can anyone underestimate the king of the universe?

[JimWforBush]

6th?

[Talking_Mouse]

top ten?

[Choose Ye This Day]

Top 10?

[luvie]

that's 2 more than us...he is still a threat

[And DUmmie Harpo wins a Kewpie doll for having a brief moment of mental clarity!]

[whereasandsoforth]

"Do you think for a moment if Rove was such a lightweight he would have been able to get Bush the governorship from the popular Ann Richards?"

This is the most delusional thing I have ever read from DUmmieland. Popular Ann Richards????????? BAHAHHAWAWWAAHHHABBAHAAAA.

Ol' Crepe Face was toast the minute she took office. Bush's historic landslide was no great political feat.

[planekT]

This one's a keeper! :-)

[Choose Ye This Day]

Bush is "prissy"???

You be the judge:

[franksolich]

IMPORTANT IMPORTANT IMPORTANT

I'VE BEEN SCOOPED!

DUMMIES SELF-DESTRUCTING RIGHT NOW!

Thanks to MichiganConservative and KJCI for letting me know; I had just ducked out to town to get some cigarettes, and while I was away, the DUMMIES BEGAN SELF-DESTRUCTING!

DETAILS PROMISED LATER TODAY ON THE LEFT-LEANING "KOS"!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=104x3629008

[Eagle of Liberty]

Add me to the list. That way you can get away from that number.

[Talking_Mouse]

Rove's Championships are built on a house of cards. 9/11 and gay sex. And neither championship was decisive. He is a weak political player who is fading into obscurity along with Bush. This castrated dog is all bark.

So 2000 was about 9/11 and gay sex? Chimpus Khan didn't win Gore home state? The full recount of Florida, done under the watchful eye of the LA Times and the Washington Post, didn't come out for Chimpus Khan? Sometimes the shear ability to overlook reality amazes me.

[kevkrom]

Let me know if you want on the DUmmie FUnnies PING List which now stands at a Satanic 666 members.

Wasn't that discounted to 616 last week?

[NRA1995]

And now, young DUmmies.....you will die.....

[nina0113]

He barely won two national elections.

Something about this line jsut kills me.

[rockthecasbah]

"Rove is tough, he practices politics like the USC Trojans run their ground game -- tough, fast, strong, and right into the opposition's teeth. Rove's strategy of running right at the opposing candidate's strength is "smash mouth" -- ideal for college football metaphors. It takes nerve, toughness, balls and time in the weight room. The old college football saw: "Passing teams compete for bowl games. Running teams compete for the National Championship." Rove's got two National Championships now. He'll be back with a new team next time, and he ain't changing his playbook."

As a USC alumni and conservative voter, I'm just glad that Pete Carrol and Karl Rove are on my side!

[Welsh Rabbit]

Rove's Championships are built on a house of cards.

Whatever gets you through the night, loser...

[KC_Conspirator]

Here's a man who relies on the quick fix for a quick victory, yet fails to plan long-term.

Oh how inept this statement is! I would have to say that the long term GOP planning is pretty good. Its the democrats of the 90's that relied on the MSM and Bill Klinton that went for short term victories and now its hurting them.

Despite how mediocre the GOP is doing now, its posts like this that assure me that the democrats STILL don't get why they lost and that I can count on them to make stupid mistakes and implode by next election.