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DUmmie FUnnies 05-06-05 ("TomPaine.com: What didn't happen in Ohio")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | May 6, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 05/06/2005 4:03:32 PM PDT by PJ-Comix

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To: PJ-Comix; franksolich

See franksolich's post #20 in response to my post #15.


41 posted on 05/06/2005 6:35:00 PM PDT by Purrcival (DUmmies, you LOST OHIO! Deal with it!)
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To: PJ-Comix

DUmmie math, which has no relation to real mathematics.

I have no idea, but the nose detects that they never got the first $25,000, and here the felonious DUmmie Andy Stephenson is cavorting around Ohio, instead of staying close by the hospital in Maryland, so as to check in as soon as the last cent of the FIRST $25,000 is confirmed.

I made a prediction--the behavior of the criminal mind is soooooo predictable--some days ago, in a prior edition of the DUmmie FUnnies.....and so far (even though this story has a long ways to go) it seems headed that direction.

The criminal mind is soooooo predictable.


42 posted on 05/06/2005 6:40:27 PM PDT by franksolich (crime never pays)
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To: franksolich

The DUmmie mind is sooooooooo predictable!! Unfortunately, it is also soooooooooo DUmb!


43 posted on 05/06/2005 6:49:14 PM PDT by luvie ((Freedom is on the march. Freedom is the birthright and deep desire of every human soul.GWB 3-29-05))
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To: franksolich
You're kidding - they've just given $32k away to some stranger? Lovely. They're getting scammed big time over there.

I don't think hospitals deny surgery to people who will die without it - just like they can't deny treating illegal aliens. But, of course, maybe Hopkins is different. (yeah, right!)

44 posted on 05/06/2005 6:53:23 PM PDT by arizonarachel (43 days until I'm Mrs. F7OShawn!)
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To: arizonarachel
The DUmmies being scammed is an old old old story; I think that's why P.J. avoids these stories in the DUmmie FUnnies; there's just so many of them, and they all have exactly the same beginnings, plots, and endings.

It gets monotous in its repetition, DUmmie criminal behavior.

I think this latest is rich material for the DUmmie FUnnies, but it is not half over, or even a tenth over, yet, and my humble suggestion to the always-brillant P.J. is that, if he in fact is considering this for the DUmmie FUnnies, to wait a while, to see how this all plays out.

I am trying to devise a "DUmmie PANIC Alert" logo--like the "siren" on the Drudge Report; perhaps something like the felonious DUmmie Andy Stephenson rotating his head--so as to "break in" with any new reports of panic and disarray among the DUmmies.

45 posted on 05/06/2005 7:26:19 PM PDT by franksolich (crime never pays)
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To: franksolich
I think this latest is rich material for the DUmmie FUnnies, but it is not half over, or even a tenth over, yet, and my humble suggestion to the always-brillant P.J. is that, if he in fact is considering this for the DUmmie FUnnies, to wait a while, to see how this all plays out.

Yup! Waiting for the DUmmie Scam to Slam shut on them.

46 posted on 05/06/2005 7:38:16 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: PJ-Comix
I saw it with my own eyes. I heard it w/ my own ears. I live in Columbus, Ohio too.

Acid trips don't count.

Congratulations! More self-defeating bullshit, naysaying.

When people at the flat-Earth Society bring in the NASA satellite shots, they're called self-defeating, too.

Two very close elections. Two Republican Secs of State. Both Republican Secs of State doing double duty as Bush's state campaign chairs. Diebold machines manufactured and in use in key counties in both states.

140,000 votes is close? Oh, and you know what? If I change SecState to "Governor," then we have the exact same situation we saw in Wisconsin, where some precincts had 150% turnout and Kerry "won" by less than 6,000 votes. Oops.

my response is that he's right on…And I would add that I've suspected for a long time that some of the "activism" is actually intended to deliberately create and nourish unwarranted distrust in the system for malicious reasons.

This DUmmie is close: The "activism" is mostly narcissistic. If you believe you're a wonderful patriot because you really, really hate Chimpus Khan with every cell in your body, then you can't understand why people wouldn't see the same truth. So you either end up hating them for not being as wise as you, or you end up believeing they do agree with you but were screwed over. It's all about the intersection of hate and ego.

47 posted on 05/06/2005 7:38:45 PM PDT by Mr. Silverback (Free Testaclese!!! http://www.nationalreview.com/comment/sommers200505020808.asp)
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To: PJ-Comix
However, this monday the DUmmie FUnnies is scheduled to encounter the Zsa Zsa Huffington Celeb Blog Black Monolith

PJ, I have the Gabor sister's lawyer on line one...something about suing your ass into poverty for public defamation of character...or maybe that should be DUFUmation of character.

48 posted on 05/06/2005 7:41:47 PM PDT by Mr. Silverback (Free Testaclese!!! http://www.nationalreview.com/comment/sommers200505020808.asp)
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To: franksolich
Well, I'm still waiting for the felonious DUmmie Andy Stephenson to do something about voting fraud in his own front yard, the state of Washington, instead of tip-toeing and traipsing around the country on everyone else's dime.

That would require that he love his counry and our franchise more than he hates GWB, and that ain't happening with any DUmmie.

49 posted on 05/06/2005 7:43:53 PM PDT by Mr. Silverback (Free Testaclese!!! http://www.nationalreview.com/comment/sommers200505020808.asp)
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To: arizonarachel

Uh, apparently you're new to this, the DUmmie FUnnies.

But anyway, while others here generally respect the privacy of DUmmies, the felonious DUmmie Andy Stephenson is a public figure, and so ostensibly can take all of the bricks tossed at him.

The felonious DUmmie Andy Stephenson allegedly has pancreatic cancer, and since he is ungainfully unemployed, the Washington (state) Department of Social Services agreed to take care of it for him.

Then the DUmmies decided this was not "good enough;" the felonious DUmmie Andy Stephenson, like his mentor Bev Harris, had to have "the best," and so started this fund-raising so as to get him into Johns Hopkins in Maryland.

Now, I cannot speak for everybody, but it seems to me that most members of Free Republic, if diagnosed with pancreatic cancer, and with no medical insurance, would grasp at any offers of social services assistance; after all, pancreatic cancer is serious business, and it is not the time to worry about 5-star restaurant menus in the hospital.

The plot "thickens" in that pancreatic cancer is fast-moving, and must be addressed immediately.....but the felonious DUmmie Andy Stephenson has been playing around with this since January (coincidentally the same time he was fired by his mentor, Bev Harris, for stealing from her).

January was a very long time ago.

The felonious DUmmie Andy Stephenson, a public figure, deserves no credibility--after all, this was the guy who stole money to pay for personal long distance telephone calls, cigarettes, and underwear, on Bev Harris' hard-gotten dime.

The guy is a freeloader, nothing more.


50 posted on 05/06/2005 7:44:57 PM PDT by franksolich (crime never pays)
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To: franksolich

"I am trying to devise a "DUmmie PANIC Alert" logo--like the "siren" on the Drudge Report; perhaps something like the felonious DUmmie Andy Stephenson rotating his head"

That would be a hoot! Do it!


51 posted on 05/06/2005 7:47:30 PM PDT by Purrcival (DUmmies, you LOST OHIO! Deal with it!)
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To: franksolich
I really haven't heard anything about this whole fundraising thing over there, not that I really care if they're stupid enough to spend their $$ on some stranger...

But, I've been reading the FUnnies since 9/04. I was #100 on the ping list. :-)

52 posted on 05/06/2005 7:57:45 PM PDT by arizonarachel (43 days until I'm Mrs. F7OShawn!)
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To: PJ-Comix

Apparently, the State of Confusion is a blue state.


53 posted on 05/06/2005 7:58:50 PM PDT by Choose Ye This Day (DUmmies: What part of "pay any price, bear any burden, oppose any foe" don't you understand?)
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To: arizonarachel

Oh, sorry; you were reading them before I was--which means you're more perceptive than I am, madam.

Sorry about my misassumption.


54 posted on 05/06/2005 7:59:14 PM PDT by franksolich (crime never pays)
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To: franksolich
All week long, they raved about what a "great place" Johns Hopkins is. Now they're damning it.

Hey, I have a certificate from Johns Hopkins saying I'm a certified genius! Fill your hands, DUMMIES!

55 posted on 05/06/2005 8:05:03 PM PDT by Mr. Silverback (Free Testaclese!!! http://www.nationalreview.com/comment/sommers200505020808.asp)
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To: PJ-Comix
It is a scientific fact that only Presbyterian stomachs from the Midwest can digest summer sausages.

Oh, I dunno, I'm a Pentecostal and I do OK with them.

56 posted on 05/06/2005 8:12:02 PM PDT by Mr. Silverback (Free Testaclese!!! http://www.nationalreview.com/comment/sommers200505020808.asp)
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To: PJ-Comix
What's really amusing about this is that the DUmmies contributed money to reveal that something was rigged, and now they're pissed because their money didn't give them the results they wanted...but if they want "the truth" then why are they pissed when the investigation by no friend of W's showed the truth?

I guess the DUmmies have revealed that they are just angry that they don't know how to rig "research" any better than the Republicans know how to rig elections.

You morons wanted the truth. You got it. Now stop calling "Conspiracy!" just because you didn't get the secret toy surprise you wanted, you ignorant children.

57 posted on 05/06/2005 8:14:43 PM PDT by Darkwolf (Jean Shepherd audio: http://www.flicklives.com/Mass_Back/mass_back.htm)
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To: franksolich
The criminal mind is soooooo predictable.


"DUmmies: they're a superstitious and cowardly lot."

58 posted on 05/06/2005 8:18:44 PM PDT by Mr. Silverback (Free Testaclese!!! http://www.nationalreview.com/comment/sommers200505020808.asp)
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To: gidget7

"It never occurs to these moonbats, that long lines could indicate large voter turnout, not lack of machines!"

They tried to pull that excuse in Florida too, until it was pointed out that, like Ohio, the precincts that the most problems where the ones run by Dems. How stupid is it to allege fraud when the problem is that your own people are too incompetent to design a proper ballot or provide enough voter machines?


59 posted on 05/06/2005 8:44:09 PM PDT by Fenris6 (3 Purple Hearts in 4 months w/o missing a day of work? He's either John Rambo or a Fraud)
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To: Darkwolf
What's really amusing about this is that the DUmmies contributed money to reveal that something was rigged, and now they're pissed because their money didn't give them the results they wanted.

Exactly. If there were any *serious* leads re election fraud in Ohio, you know George Soros would spare no expense to prove it was stolen.

60 posted on 05/06/2005 8:49:39 PM PDT by Fenris6 (3 Purple Hearts in 4 months w/o missing a day of work? He's either John Rambo or a Fraud)
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