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DUmmie FUnnies 05-02-05 ("The right punishment for the Bush Mob after exposure?")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | May 2, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 05/02/2005 5:47:15 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

The DUmmies NEVER disappoint in the Moon Bat department as this THREAD titled, “The right punishment for the Bush Mob after exposure?” reveals. There is not a chance in hell of a Bush impeachment yet the DUmmie Moon Bats are already arguing what type of punishment should be given to Bush after he is forcibly removed from office. Yeah, this will surely happen BUT only in the DUmmie Alternate Reality. Meanwhile it must really suck bigtime for DUmmies to be living in the REAL reality where nothing is going right for the DUmmies. Worst of all, is the fact that these ardent DUmmies, burning for revenge, are being consistently MOCKED on a certain popular Blog featuring a cigar-smoking beaver. As usual, the alternate reality rantings of the DUmmies are in Bolshevik Red while the real reality commentary of your humble correspondent is in the [brackets]:

The right punishment for the Bush Mob after exposure?

[Make them read insane DUmmie rantings over and over and over again.]

Recovering our history is more important than simple punishment.

[Isn’t that a quote from “Deep Sea Detectives?” But continue with your entertaining wackiness, DUmmie JackRiddler…]

The men who plundered the nation - twice, once in the 1980s, then again after the 2000 coup - the men who stole the elections of 1980, 2000 and 2004 - the men who thought up the two-war budget and Starwars and PNAC and engineered 9/11 and brought war to so many countries so that they and their clients could profit - the men of Enron and Halliburton and Carlyle - the creators of Bin Ladin and the War On Terror - the destroyers of the American dream and the American dollar - the true kingpins of the crack and heroine trades... are not geniuses. They are sick and fearful little animals.

[Engineered 9/11? So I guess that puts you into the MIHOP ward? Continue…]

When it all breaks apart, when the time comes for their punishment... I don't want to see them hanged... or abused... or mistreated.

[How humanitarian of you, DUmmie JackRiddler. Continue speaking from your couch. The shrink IS listening and taking notes…]

It's not (just) about being better than them. It's about getting the truth. They should be sequestered on an island.

[And considering your bizarre fantasies, that island should be Fantasy Island.]

Treatment and priveleges will be based on how well they recall and recount their crimes. The more they talk, and the more what they say can be confirmed as true, the better their treatment.

[“Okay, George. You can have some cheese on your crackers but ONLY if you tell us how you poured arsenic into the nation’s well water.” And speaking of treatment, DUmmie JackRiddler, the helicopter is standing by to medicvac you to the nearest ward for your Lithium treatements.]

We don't need them in a conventional jail. We need them as museum exhibits. They are a resource for the true history of the United States in the 20th and 21st century. The American people need an education about what was really going on more than they will ever need retribution.

[So I guess the big question is whether to incarcerate them at the Museum of Science or Epcot Center. And where is your exhibit, DUmmie JackRiddler? The Freak Show section of Ripley’s Believe It Or Not? Unless people see you ranting, they just won’t believe the nuttiness you spew.]

So I vote for the Napoleon Solution: Bush & Co. to St. Helena's!

[And for you DUmmie JackRiddler, I vote the Bird Cage solution. Put you on public display in a bird cage so people can laugh at your insane visions from the alternate reality.]

What I want is for them to be impeached in shame and all of them put in jail for their lives. All the way from Bush to Rice. I want John Kerry to prosecute them too.

[And to all the DUmmies who complain about insane quotes being quoted as if it represents the majority, DUmmie FreedomAngel82 just chimed in with that nugget whose theme I am sure will be repeated en masse by the DUmmie chorus.]

This Can Be Their New Home: The UN Prison at the Palace of Peace in the Hague. Home of convicted war criminals. pResidential pardons not accepted.

[Welcome to your new home, DUmmie AndyTiedye: The Happy Hague Palace of Fun, home of Moon Bat DUmmies. Sanity certificates NOT issued.]

I want...all of their assets to be liquidated and used to establish a universal health care system in America.

[The assets of Bush and Cheney aren’t even enough to cover one day’s worth of DUmmie meds.]

They must be impeached first... And then after, Bush and his order of the radicals must face prison and community service time.

[Make them wheel DUmmies to their wards. YEAH!]

yes, I want them caged and toured across the country & world a small fee to view them and a tad more if you want to bitch slap them, pinch them, or give them wedgies. This should raise enough money to repay our country and begin to repay Iraq. Saddam can join them on the tour. He can be hit with a shoe for a buck.

[You left out noogies. How about charging two bits for a noogie? The money raised can be used to help fund the Progressive Democrats of America.]

Three Words: International Criminal Court

[Three Words: Seek Help Now!]

Chuck Hagel and other big time GOP riders are turning against them....This is not a good time for them...Don't be afraid of them, and speak out in defiant free speech.

[A DUmmie endorsement of Chuck Hagel. Thanx for just killing Hagel’s chances of winning the Republican nomination in ’08.]

I wake up with a feeling of dread--that I almost don't even notice anymore, but it's there--because of these jackals. I can't think of a just punishment because there is none. These people are soul murderers. Furthermore, I don't think they'll ever be exposed or held accountable.

[Yeah, it is a bit tough to be exposed for committing imaginary crimes.]

Don't lose hope. Their Day of Reckoning will come. Probably sooner than later at this point, because too many people are really beginning to feel pain for the BFEE's deceit. Without relief, eventually the public's anger will explode into rage, riots and even revolution against the elites. This will happen because the middle class and their hopes and dreams will have been wiped out by the elitists' greed and foolish oversight of the reasoning as to why the middle class was created.

[But before you begin rioting, please don’t forget to send money to the Progressive Democrats of America. Pied Piper Pitt needs the funds to buy a new set of glasses to stare at his navel with.]

In my darkest moments, I see an end similar to Romania's Ceaucescu.....But then my higher thoughts win out, and I have to go with the International Criminal Court.

[And then a couple of rational thoughts slip in momentarily and you realize that you would be happy for just a few extra chunks of horse meat on your dinner plate when they slip it through your cell slot.]

I still favor the Mussolini upside down punishment. It has visual strength.

[That visual picture has been forwarded to the Secret Service, DUmmie aquart. I repeat the name: DUmmie aquart.]

Give each the Saddam treatment, starting with the spider hole and their internment could be Gitmo for awhile, where they might enjoy the prostitute/menstral blood treatment among the other spa offerings, and then lots and lots of solitary confinement alternated with lots and lots of interogation. Start by finding what they know about 9-11, and don't forget the list of all the sneaky underhanded executive orders and such they made. Get the list of media whores so they to can enjoy the accommodations at Gitmo. People like Ruppert Murdock should be invited for extended stays.

[Speaking of extended stays, DUmmie mandyky. Your shrink tells me you will be released from your extended stay in the Year 2525, if Man is still Alive.]


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To: Mr. Silverback
Saw a kid on Fox last night being interviewed by O'Reilly, the kid had a mohawk and makeup that made him look like an extra from The Road Warrior (in fact, he looked a lot like a fat version of a specific bad guy in Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome...

Was that the nitwit who wanted to dress up like a witch? BTW, he wouldn't have lasted long in my high school. We had one kid not as bad as that but still pretty strange. His name was Terry and he took modern dance and walked around in black ballet tights when he did his after school rehearsals. His mother had to come in and escort him out to her car because he wouldn't have survived the route himself. Oh yeah, that creep was also in my English class. My teacher, Mr. Murray designated me as Macbeth for a play we were putting on. As soon as he did so, that damn Terry started screeching that he wanted to play Lady Macbeth. I immediately protested that I would quit the role of Macbeth on the spot if Terry got that role plus I would personally massacre him when he left school, mother or no mother. Finally, Mr. Murray relented and agreed to allow Terry to play one of the witches.

BTW, Mr. Murray was one of those rare teachers who instilled a love for literature in me. It didn't really take hold until a few years later but he did plant the seed in me. In fact, I reread part of Henry IV today at the beach thanx to in large part to the interest instilled by Mr. Murray. I'm not sure I would have had the great interest in Shakespeare (NOT Earl of Essex---sorry franksolich) if it hadn't been for Mr. Murray.

101 posted on 05/02/2005 2:08:23 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: franksolich
Just in case you don't get a response--one time when Jimmah Cahteh was out jogging, he was attacked by a rabbit; an enraged rabbit that actually attempted to bite him.

Nope. He was fishing from a small boat and a rabbit swam out and attacked him. I kid you not. There are even photos of it. Later people were making jokes about Carter and the "Attack of the Killer Rabbit."

102 posted on 05/02/2005 2:15:16 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: franksolich
When I finally established his credentials as a real person (about three months ago), I did some "Googling"--there have been "fund-raising" appeals for Andy Stephenson and his health problems on all sorts of web-sites since.....January.

What'S the latest on Undie Stephenson? Wasn't he supposed to turn over a $25,000 check for his operation to Johns Hopkins TODAY?

103 posted on 05/02/2005 2:18:27 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: Mr. Silverback

Yeah, I saw that, too. His mother was on with him. She was a practicing "witch", and he was a "witch", too (I think), and his makeup was supposedly an expression of his religion. Problem is, his religion doesn't call for makeup like that. He had been suspended from school for dressing and making himself up in a way that would be distracting to the other students who were trying to learn, and he and his mother were fighting his suspension.


104 posted on 05/02/2005 2:23:09 PM PDT by Purrcival
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To: All
LOL!!! That idiot, DUmmie JackRiddler posted another reply to his thread this afternoon. Here is what Mr. Sanity-Challenged said:

My dream is to see them sequestered, under observation, subject to interview. When they talk and when that talk is confirmable in documents and corroborations, they get more biscuits.

Hey, JackRiddler! How about we feed you a few extra dog biscuits to continue entertaining us?

105 posted on 05/02/2005 2:30:00 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: franksolich
Yes, the date was April 20, 1979. Found the following photo, courtesy of the Jimmy Carter library (but I remember seeing others with the "swamp rabbit" actually swimming up to Carter in his boat. In this one, the rabbit is swimming away from the boat.
106 posted on 05/02/2005 2:35:08 PM PDT by Purrcival
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To: PJ-Comix

There going to a place way beyond funny, it's both sad and troublesome. I'm getting to where I can't even read them anymore.


107 posted on 05/02/2005 2:48:58 PM PDT by infidel29 ("It is only the warlike power of a civilized people that can give peace to the world."- T. Roosevelt)
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To: SandyInSeattle

Notice they didn't mention the decimation of 1984. They make my head hurt.


108 posted on 05/02/2005 2:53:03 PM PDT by infidel29 ("It is only the warlike power of a civilized people that can give peace to the world."- T. Roosevelt)
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To: Purrcival
Yeah, I actually saw the whole segment and cought the stuff with the mom (was she Miss Personality, or what?) and the religious stuff. I'll admit I don't know a ton of Wiccans, but the ones I've met didn't look anything like that kid, they looked like everybody else.

The funny part is, even taking their explanation to O'Reilly as if it were fact, their position still wouldn't make any sense. The kid should get to wear that at school because Wiccans wear it while doing rituals? That's like a Catholic wearing a cassock everywhere he goes, because that's what his priest wears when he holds mass.

109 posted on 05/02/2005 2:55:55 PM PDT by Mr. Silverback (Free Testaclese!!! http://www.nationalreview.com/comment/sommers200505020808.asp)
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To: SoDak
...so many people in need of therapy together in one spot.

It's like a Freudian wet dream in DUmmieland, kind of like a "Jonestown" for the deranged.

110 posted on 05/02/2005 3:03:50 PM PDT by infidel29 ("It is only the warlike power of a civilized people that can give peace to the world."- T. Roosevelt)
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To: franksolich; PJ-Comix

By the way, the latest tally in DUmmieland for Undie's fund-raising effort is $27,104.63


111 posted on 05/02/2005 3:07:05 PM PDT by Purrcival
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To: Purrcival; franksolich

Okay, so was the $25,000 check presented yet to Johns Hopkins? And is Undie Stephenson having his operation this week? Inquiring minds want to know.


112 posted on 05/02/2005 3:11:59 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: PJ-Comix

Didn't Monty Python's flying circus - do a bit in one their movies with a deadly rabbit. Maybe that's where they got the idea.


113 posted on 05/02/2005 3:31:31 PM PDT by KSCITYBOY
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To: PJ-Comix; franksolich

Well, I had to wade through the last few self-congratulatory posts on a long thread to find a smidgen of info re: JH and the $$$$. The DUmmie who initiated the fund-raising effort (sfexpat2000?) claims to have tried calling the "money lady" at JH, and that person was not in, so he/she/it talked to an assistant. And Undie reportedly is "packing". That's all I know.

A few DUmmies chimed in to say that this is a case in point re: the "need" for universal health care.


114 posted on 05/02/2005 4:12:25 PM PDT by Purrcival
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To: Purrcival
The DUmmie who initiated the fund-raising effort (sfexpat2000?) claims to have tried calling the "money lady" at JH, and that person was not in, so he/she/it talked to an assistant. And Undie reportedly is "packing". That's all I know.

Packing for a trip to the Bahamas perhaps? This whole thing is sounding MORE and MORE suspicious. Can't call the "money lady" at Johns Hopkins? They make it sound like one of the nation's most reputable hospitals is run like a mob operation. "Money lady?" And who delivers the $$$ to the "money lady?" The "bag man?"

115 posted on 05/02/2005 4:18:37 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: KSCITYBOY
The Holy Grail actually.

Just had to post it! ^_~

116 posted on 05/02/2005 4:28:34 PM PDT by lutz
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To: All
Nothing much in DUmmieland is grabbing my attention tonight. Maybe it is because I am anticipating the big Undie Stephenson blowup to come. Too bad the celeb DUmmie website isn't up yet. That will be a great backkup when the peon DUmmie Ants are relatively listless as they are this evening.

Should have an AM DUFU up tomorrow. Sorry, but if it just doesn't feel right, I refrain from DUFUing.

117 posted on 05/02/2005 5:03:08 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: All
Signing off with this PSA:


118 posted on 05/02/2005 5:27:08 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: Petronski

1980 was stolen?

I was shocked that 1980 was stolen but not 1984 or 1988. How could a rational country not vote for such charismatic men as Walter Mondale and Dukakkis, who's first name eludes me at this point. I remember his wife's name was Kitty, though.

119 posted on 05/02/2005 5:28:23 PM PDT by Duke Nukum (King had to write, to sing the song of Gan. And I had to read. How else could Roland find the Tower?)
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To: Duke Nukum

The first name of Governor Dukakis was Milquetoast.


120 posted on 05/02/2005 5:30:21 PM PDT by Petronski (Pope Benedict XVI: A German Shepherd on the Throne of Peter)
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