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DUmmie FUnnies 04-29-05 ("Now we know how other cultures feel ......... I hate republicans")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | April 29, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 04/29/2005 6:07:37 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

Do you remember reading the book, 1984 for the first time and thinking that the Hate Week rallies where the Party workers at the Ministry of Truth screeching “HATE! HATE! HATE!” was an interesting literary device but a little unrealistic for an actual situation in life? Well, welcome to the World of DUmmieland in which the 1984 type Hate rantings are not only a reality but the norm as you can see in this DUmmie THREAD titled, “Now we know how other cultures feel ......... I hate republicans.” As usual the DUmmie rantings are in Insoc, I mean Bolshevik, Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, watching the Hate Week Rally from his telescreen in Room 101, is in the [brackets]:

Now we know how other cultures feel ......... I hate republicans.

[“The preparations for Hate Week were in full swing, and the staffs of all the Ministries were working overtime. Processions, meetings, military parades, lectures, waxworks, displays, film shows, telescreen programmes all had to be organized; stands had to be erected, effigies built, slogans coined, songs written, rumours circulated, photographs faked.”]

And, I have learned to hate most Christians as well. These people will NOT stop until they destroy everything that is Democratic or Liberal. Whats worse, they always attack with a smug self-righteousness that affirms their belief that they are sooooo much better than everyone else.

[“The new tune which was to be the theme-song of Hate Week (the Hate Song, it was called) had already been composed and was being endlessly plugged on the telescreens. It had a savage, barking rhythm which could not exactly be called music, but resembled the beating of a drum. Roared out by hundreds of voices to the tramp of marching feet, it was terrifying.”]

Now I know (as a white male) how other cultures must have felt as the God-Damn Republican Christians showed up and began to destroy and slander everything that was, or is, holy to them.

[“A new poster had suddenly appeared all over London. It had no caption, and represented simply the monstrous figure of a Eurasian soldier, three or four metres high, striding forward with expressionless Mongolian face and enormous boots, a submachine gun pointed from his hip. From whatever angle you looked at the poster, the muzzle of the gun, magnified by the foreshortening, seemed to be pointed straight at you.”]

hate to say it, but I can actually empathize with the radical Muslims at this level. How can any sane person keep their cool when forced to deal with these lying bastards.

[DUmmie TWiley aka Terrorist Enabler.]

We have been forced into a war on virtually every meaningful front there is in our society.

[Have you sent in your contribution this week to the Progressive Democrats of America?]

I really do hate to rant, but I am sick of these bastards sticking their nose where it does not belong and trying to "evangelize" the world. If we loose PBS to these thugs, then it will be the last straw.

[Bad enough to “loose” on the Eurasian Front but to “loose” PBS…INTOLERABLE!!!]

Does anyone else feel this way?

[Yes. Pretty much all your fellow DUmmies feel exactly the same way, DUmmie TWiley, as we shall see.]

Count me in

[I’m just as full of UNCONTROLLABLE HATE as TWilley.]

I can totally empathize with others. I don't know if it's a gift or a curse, but I've always been able to put myself in the other person's shoes. Unless they're republican. Those are shoes that I refuse to wear.

[Republicans: Beyond the Pale!]

I would guess that individuals who are Christ-like will stop calling themselves "christians" -- to distinguish between their belief in Christ's teachings and the Xians perversion of the name and teachings.

[So what should they call themselves? Unitarians?]

I see even shades of repug thinking here on DU, I see it in the pro spanking crowd, in the inverted self responsibility kicks people get on ,The"Darwin awards" and the quippy stupid bully trolls making fun of fat people in a way they'd be ashamed to do if the epithets and ignorance they hurl at fat people was exchanged with gay or black.. I am sick of hate words like bitch slap,and the people rationalizing exploitation and degradation of women, making excuses for it by trying to redefine it.I hate the mental illness bashing.The spirituality bashing.(different thing than religion) DU has it's scapegoats too.. Until Democrats stop,scapegoating their own, and take their own bigotries and words into account and realize this hypocrisy is in themselves they will not be morally better than the right wing bully party,all that much..Even though ethically they are far better and more human than cheep labor republicans..

[DUmmie undergroundpanther, surrounded by a wide and intricate web of EVIL Republican conspiracies.]

They are incapable of tolarating any diversity.. If it does not look or smell like them, then they must attack and destroy it. The world is a much richer place when differences can be appreciated. I am not sure that the practice of "evangelizing" is compatible with anything other than its own.

[Differences will be tolerated….except for differences in thinking.]

I am beginning to understand the powerless who resort to terrorism in a much more intimate way. While I have never been violent, I am beginning to see why others get that way, and I can almost condone their efforts.

[Yeah, you mentioned that before, DUmmie TWiley. And we have a nice room reserved for you in Gitmo where we can torture you with air conditioning and good food.]

Their grip on power seems to get stronger with each controversy. It is sooo frustrating.

[ALL your bases belong to US.]

They make me sick as well. Mentally and even physically sometimes.

[Here is a Barf Bag you can wallow in.]

How soon before the bastards start marching through liberal areas with big damn drums to celebrate the the victory of christians over the secularists?

[Just as soon as they can decide whether to use Conga Drums or Steel Drums, my paranoid little friend.]


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To: CAluvdubya

Pied Piper Pitt must be pissed at Undie Stephenson for hogging all the DUmmie money since Pitt is trying to raise money for Progressive Democrats of America and since he probably gets a percentage of the take, that means he is losing that money personally.


61 posted on 04/29/2005 8:47:14 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: PJ-Comix
How soon before the bastards start marching through liberal areas with big damn drums to celebrate the the victory of christians over the secularists? Hey, wait a minute...I thought that Republicans and the "Christian Right" had shot themselves in the foot with the Terri Schiavo thing, and it was going to backfire on us. Did I miss something?
62 posted on 04/29/2005 8:50:19 AM PDT by Purrcival (What the DUmmies think they see in us, is really what is in THEM)
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To: CAluvdubya

The shill raising $$$ for DUmmie Undie posted that Will PItt is MIA. Maybe Pitt will come up with a new shtick in shilling for bucks. Perhaps he could take a tip from Undie and say that his car is being repaired so he is unable to make an immportant commute next week even though there is plenty of mass transit available. Instead, he wants the DUmmies to send in $60,000 so he can buy a brand new Corvette.


63 posted on 04/29/2005 8:52:10 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: Choose Ye This Day

From Michelle Malkin's blog [edited for DUmmie vulgarities]:

ELIZABETH EDWARDS COUNSELS THE MOONBATS

By Michelle Malkin · April 27, 2005 10:54 AM

Sen. John Edwards' wife, Elizabeth, is a frequent commenter in the far-left fever swamps of the Democratic Underground discussion forum.

Yesterday, Mrs. Edwards surfaced on a DU thread about conservative radio talk show hostess extraordinaire Laura Ingraham, who underwent surgery yesterday for breast cancer. (Hat tip: Reader Eddie.) When the DUers started spewing their usual bile and wishing ill on Ingraham, Mrs. Edwards (a breast cancer survivor herself) tried to intervene:

I have been a Democrat for a long time, and part of the Democratic principles that attracted me as a young person and kept me a Democrat all these years is our compassion. Democrats are simply good and decent people. And good and decent people want everyone to do well -- those who agree with them and those who do not. We fight for the right of voices with which we disagree to speak out, for the right of people to say things we don't believe to be true, even for the right to be malicious and mean-spirited. If we fight for the right for LI to say what she says, how in the world can we use our disagreement with those words as an excuse not to be compassionate in her fight with cancer. Being willing to have her voice muted by illness is the same thing as not wanting her voice to be heard. It is not Democratic or democratic.
It was an admirable attempt by Mrs. Edwards to stop the ugliness--though she then goes on to criticize conservatives for their lack of compassion. A few commenters applauded Mrs. Edwards. And then it was back to spewing as usual:

She probably gave it to herself...

I don't pray for Nazis or other Totalitarian Scum

I hope she goes into remission and f***ing chokes to death.

And those were the ones that didn't get deleted.


64 posted on 04/29/2005 8:53:22 AM PDT by Choose Ye This Day (Senate switchboard: 202-225-3121. Reach out and complain to someone.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Whats worse, they always attack with a smug self-righteousness that affirms their belief that they are sooooo much better than everyone else.

Wow, DU needs to be renamed www.potcallingkettleblack.com . Their ability to project into others that which they are guilty of themselves, never ceases to amaze me.

65 posted on 04/29/2005 8:53:29 AM PDT by Paradox ("It is well that war is so terrible, lest we grow too fond of it."- Robert E. Lee)
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To: chesley

I mean marching down the street pounding drums...


66 posted on 04/29/2005 8:54:10 AM PDT by WinOne4TheGipper (Democratic Underground- where dim wits go to be impressed by the intellect of half wits.)
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To: Choose Ye This Day

This is great! Pied Piper Pitt is pissed at DUmmie UNdie for draining DUmmie money away from him on what he knows to be a scam while DUmmie Undie's fundraising shill is attacking Pitt for being MIA. The end result will be to create a lot of ill will towards Pitt and his efforts to scam $$$ out of the DUmmies for his new PDA racket.


67 posted on 04/29/2005 8:59:02 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: cripplecreek

Booth Beat Boldly on his Big Bass Drum.


68 posted on 04/29/2005 9:02:59 AM PDT by justshutupandtakeit (Public Enemy #1, the RATmedia.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Now we need to get them to the next step: discussing the DUmmie FUnnies on radio. Maybe Mary Matalin will hear it and take note.


69 posted on 04/29/2005 9:12:39 AM PDT by Purrcival (What the DUmmies think they see in us, is really what is in THEM)
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To: PJ-Comix

Since DUmmie UNdie has named his tumor "Bev", does that mean that BBV Bev is no longer able to fleece the DUmmies?


70 posted on 04/29/2005 9:16:51 AM PDT by Purrcival (What the DUmmies think they see in us, is really what is in THEM)
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To: justshutupandtakeit

Say it! Say it, TWiley!! Say it, "I love Big Brother."


71 posted on 04/29/2005 9:18:47 AM PDT by Jeffery T.
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To: Purrcival

BBV Bev has been BANNED from DUmmieland.....but not before fleecing the DUmmies to the tune of $300,000 first.


72 posted on 04/29/2005 9:24:29 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: Purrcival

The great thing about the DUmmie Undie fundraiser is that it is diverting away most of the money that Pied Piper Pitt hope to fleece the DUmmies for in his kickoff week for the PDA money scam.


73 posted on 04/29/2005 9:26:41 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: PJ-Comix
Pied Piper Pitt must be pissed at Undie Stephenson for hogging all the DUmmie money

It is time for Pied Piper Pitt to work his majic. he must now wrest his DUmmies from the clutches of Evil Undie and regain control of them. He must come up with a new acromyn for them to donate to.

74 posted on 04/29/2005 10:11:01 AM PDT by CAluvdubya (Don't let them Bork Bolton!)
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To: WinOne4TheGipper

Yeah, I know. I just had to mention it though. I'm sort of proud of my over 3000 posts without them banning me. And none of it agrees with anything they believe.

It's like your Mama always told you. It's not what you say, it's how you say it.


75 posted on 04/29/2005 10:13:24 AM PDT by chesley
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To: PJ-Comix

Where can I go to see this internecine squabble, and revel in the schadenfreude?


76 posted on 04/29/2005 10:17:47 AM PDT by Choose Ye This Day (Senate switchboard: 202-225-3121. Reach out and complain to someone.)
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To: CAluvdubya; PJ-Comix

PDA is hosting a petition on its site to withdraw the troops from Iraq.


77 posted on 04/29/2005 10:28:28 AM PDT by Purrcival (What the DUmmies think they see in us, is really what is in THEM)
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To: Choose Ye This Day; PJ-Comix

Me, too! Me, too!!


78 posted on 04/29/2005 10:29:00 AM PDT by Purrcival (What the DUmmies think they see in us, is really what is in THEM)
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To: chesley

Careful! You're narrowing down the field of scrutiny for DUmmie Skinner with comments like that. Good job, though.


79 posted on 04/29/2005 10:30:18 AM PDT by Purrcival (What the DUmmies think they see in us, is really what is in THEM)
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To: PJ-Comix
hate to say it, but I can actually empathize with the radal Muslims at this level.
 
This says it all don't it! Although, I haven't a clue what radal means. It's downright embarrassing to know these folks are American.
 
"Step into my parlor" said the spider to the fly. I'd love to be confronted by one of these traitors.

80 posted on 04/29/2005 11:22:54 AM PDT by Allosaurs_r_us (for a fee........I'm happy to be........Your BACKDOOR MAN!....Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap!)
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