[PJ-Comix]

Last night I mentioned to my Latina friends that if I could ever get "Los Chistes" (as they refer to the DUmmie FUnnies) published, I would use some of the money generated by the book to buy a 60' catamaran sailboat and sail to Puerto Rico. Right away they all started screaming that they wanted to go on that trip. I tried to explain to them that was only IF the DUmmie FUnnies book (with CD-ROM insert for the related comix stories) gets published but they didn't seem to hear me. To them it was a done deal. On top of that they even made me promise to take them down the whole Carribean island chain. Therefore I need for Mary Matalin to contact me at PJ-Comix so I can write a followup book called, "I Sailed The Carribean With an All-Girl Crew."

No more DUFU editions until AM Monday but I think this current edition can hold you until then.

Let me know if you want on the DUmmie FUnnies PING List.

[rockrr]

"....and from observing Kerry's investigative methods over the years, that he takes his time and does things "just so" in order to get the desired result. He's doing everything right."

See, what all you silly conservatives fail to understand is that this is all planned. sKerry just let George Bush think he won the election.

Once he has all his ducks in a row, sKerry is gonna spring the trap and, shebang! he'll be president.

You! You there....Stop laughing!

You too!

[Roscoe Karns]

More proof that Kerry will soon be president..

Look at the determined look on Kerry's face. Look at those steely prosecutor's
eyes! Kerry knows the election was stolen and will soon be bringing the hammer
down on the Chimpster. WHOOOOO HOOOO!!

[dirtbiker]

He said they knew that if they tried to address the stolen election before they had "all their ducks in a row" (my words, not his) they would be labeled conspiracy nuts

Too late!

and ridiculed to the point of people not believing any of what they said.

Kinda like the MSM is now.....ROTFLMAO!!!

[dirtbiker]

Same here. My first comment at my first DFA meeting on Dec. 1st? "John Kerry wouldn't abandon us; John Kerry wouldn't do that." Nobody believed me, but I still knew. We have that bond you see, he and I. I knew he wasn't done yet.

"Save us, John Kerry! We believe in you! You can walk on water, heal the sick, make the blind see, feed the multitude! Save us, Johnny, SAVE US!!!!!"

Poor, diluted soul....his tinfoil hat must me on too tight, or slipped off to the side....

[dirtbiker]

It is encouraging but perhaps self-defeating to leak to someone who posts on a blog that is read by many who post it other places who post it other...IF you are trying to keep it quiet...

Right......Kinda like "what did he know and when did he know it....", or "what the definition of 'is' is...."

[Always Right]

I am still holding out hope Nixon will prove voter fraud against JFK and annul the election.

[Choose Ye This Day]

When you get it published, I'll do the whole Spanish translation of it for you. For free. Just make sure I get to come to the book signing party/cruise with your amigas latinas...er, oops.

On second thought, la esposa wouldn't like that too much.

Never mind.

[Flux Capacitor]

----I can FEEL it! I can, I can!----

[blinachka]

But, JK was a prosecutor, and I look forward to the zeal with which the wrath shall fly.Kerry is extremely smart, and I'm sure he has a good plan, but he's staying in the fight, and that is really s something to cheer about. I imagine he is more than just mad as hell! GO-KERRY-GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"I have a plan!"

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!

;)

These DUmmies are just too FUnny when they get their hopes up! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!

[Fenris6]

even if the hacking of the machines was done in a way that couldn't be detected, that they can detect it

Being a Dem staffer is such a cush job. Your constituency is so stupid that you can contadict yourself in the same sentence and they'll swallow it.

I need to get off my duff and market some PEST merchandise. There's a fortune to be made off these fools.

[Celtic Rose]

Please add me to your ping list, this was hilarious

[spetznaz]

This is one ping list i need to be in. Please squeeze me in. Thanks.

And oh ...LOL. Thanks for the laughs.

[beaversmom]

Ping to the DUmmies FUnnies thread. Looks like this is a daily deal. Thought you might be interested.

[Huck]

How did I not know about this? Pls add me to the list, and if you can, bang a latina for me. Or two.

[libs_kma]

..He also said the same thing about the Vote Tabulators - that even if the hacking of the machines was done in a way that couldn't be detected, that they can detect it but it takes longer...

...Even..if..its..done..in..a..way..that..can't..be..detected,..they..can..detect..it..

Well FRiends, they don't call them DUmmies for nothing...

[NRA1995]

"John Kerry wouldn't abandon us; John Kerry wouldn't do that." Nobody believed me, but I still knew. We have that bond you see, he and I. I knew he wasn't done yet.

So you and Kerry are bondage freaks? Does TaRAYzah know?

[NRA1995]

I hope it mean's his ducks are in a row, and its time to start getting the story out there, meaning Kerry is going to go public with it soon.

Kerry went public with his ducks last year......"Can I get me a huntin' license here?"

[NRA1995]

I still keep hoping there will be some kind of miracle, some kind of Watergate, except it would have to be SO much bigger than Watergate to make an impact.

I believe....

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

Quick...

What do the words "Diebold" and "Rosebud" have in common???

Bwaahahahahaha

[smith288]

Hillarious!