[PJ-Comix]

Last night I mentioned to my Latina friends that if I could ever get "Los Chistes" (as they refer to the DUmmie FUnnies) published, I would use some of the money generated by the book to buy a 60' catamaran sailboat and sail to Puerto Rico. Right away they all started screaming that they wanted to go on that trip. I tried to explain to them that was only IF the DUmmie FUnnies book (with CD-ROM insert for the related comix stories) gets published but they didn't seem to hear me. To them it was a done deal. On top of that they even made me promise to take them down the whole Carribean island chain. Therefore I need for Mary Matalin to contact me at PJ-Comix so I can write a followup book called, "I Sailed The Carribean With an All-Girl Crew."

No more DUFU editions until AM Monday but I think this current edition can hold you until then.

Let me know if you want on the DUmmie FUnnies PING List.

[bray]

I am starting my fund to Raise the Titanic and Sail it back to England. Send checks for your very own State Room to:

DemcRat Born Every Minute Fund

PO Box 549

Suckersville AZ

[pigsmith]

Gads, this just has to be a freeper stirring the pot over there. This stuff is just too good to be true. They can't REALLY be that gullible....can they?

[steve-b]

ROFL! Some of these guys will still be beating this drum long after Dubya has gone home to Crawford to write his memoirs.

[Ronaldus Magnus Reagan]

Hey PJ,

It's after April 15th. Shouldn't Bev Harris have filed her BBV tax return by now? Maybe in a couple of weeks you should file IRS form 990 to get her financials. If you are the first to do this and then report the results, maybe you can make a name for yourself and help get your book published!

[finnman69]

ayy yii yii

we will be seeing Truth Is All and his daily absurd out of his ass stat on the 2004 exit polls in 2008.

[An Old Marine]

These DU people are so sad that I'm almost ready to feel sorry for them...

But I'll rise above it.