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The title was either My Kingdom for Velveeta Cheese or Roger and Me.
1 posted on 04/16/2005 9:38:51 PM PDT by expatguy
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Everyone knows that queso and Ro-Tel tomatoes bring the world together!


2 posted on 04/16/2005 9:43:27 PM PDT by Army Air Corps (I am sick of brownshirts in black robes)
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*PING*

One man's quest for Velveeta or The FReeping of Kraft or How I learned to stop worrying and love the Brie.

An American Expat in Southeast Asia

3 posted on 04/16/2005 9:54:14 PM PDT by expatguy (http://laotze.blogspot.com/)
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LOL! I'm sure you'll find a way. Good luck in your new venture. Are you selling Polish sausage as well?


7 posted on 04/16/2005 10:08:50 PM PDT by Welsh Rabbit
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Tonight we ate at Cheedars.

You can imagine my currdled cry when our server said,"Welcome to Cheddars. I'm Brie and I'll be your server this evening!"

8 posted on 04/16/2005 10:10:03 PM PDT by Young Werther
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I don't know if they'll ship to you, but look to Chicago for your hot dog desires...

"10 of Portillo’s all beef hot dogs shipped to you or a friend, with all the fixings. Everything you need to create an authentic Portillo’s style hot dog with everything is included, 10 hot dogs in a cryovac pouch, 10 poppy seed buns, mustard, relish, 1 fresh onion, 2 red ripe tomatoes, 2 whole kosher pickles, sport peppers & Portillo’s hot dog seasoning. All products are safely packaged to preserve quality and freshness, and then shipped via FEDEX."

http://portillos.com/store/item.asp?ITEM_ID=4&DEPARTMENT_ID=40


20 posted on 04/16/2005 10:27:05 PM PDT by endthematrix (Declare 2005 as the year the battle for freedom from tax slavery!)
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Cute! I didn't know anybody actually LIKED the stuff -- although I'll admit I've indulged at Little League games.


31 posted on 04/17/2005 5:53:34 AM PDT by afraidfortherepublic
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I used to mail peanut butter to my sister in Japan.


33 posted on 04/17/2005 6:24:03 AM PDT by cyborg
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ah, the eternal quest for all-American pasteurized proccessed cheese-food stuff in foreign climes.

rotsa ruck, kiddo.


37 posted on 04/17/2005 10:59:47 AM PDT by King Prout (blast and char it among fetid buzzard guts!)
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VELVEETA?????????? Are you nuts.

I'm very glad to hear that Malaysia is smart enough to not have that stuff.

If you have to resort to using a processed cheese food at least use Cheez Whiz, there is actually some real cheese in it.


43 posted on 04/17/2005 11:23:39 AM PDT by Gabz (John Paul II, pray for us.)
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Top 'em with shredded cheddar cheese, pop 'em in the oven until the cheese melts. Serve with salsa...mmmm mmmm good!


51 posted on 04/17/2005 11:38:06 AM PDT by Misty Memory (Why is it that most of the Wild Turkey's on FR look more like vultures?)
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To: expatguy
LOL. I know the feeling of yearning for some common American treat and not having it be anywhere to be found.

Best I can offer you is a cheese sauce.

Make a white sauce (Flour, butter, evaporated milk, salt, dry mustard) and melt in the cheese at about a 2 parts cheese to one part sauce ratio.

So long as you keep it warm it works fine.

56 posted on 04/17/2005 12:03:43 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (The quiet ones are the ones that change the universe. The loud ones only take the credit)
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Why isn't this in Breaking News?


96 posted on 04/18/2005 11:51:57 AM PDT by Lazamataz (They taunted and gloated with perverse kitty pictures....)
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