Posted on 04/16/2005 9:38:50 PM PDT by expatguy
Everyone knows that queso and Ro-Tel tomatoes bring the world together!
One man's quest for Velveeta or The FReeping of Kraft or How I learned to stop worrying and love the Brie.
Im not sure what is going on down at Kraft Foods, but heads need to roll.
Imagine a boardroom full of pinheads and they come up with this idiotic idea while an entire country does without Velveeta.
Do you need a Velveeta shipment from stateside Freepers? I am sure that a stockpile could be sent to you via DHL, FedEx, diplomatic courier, etc. This is an emergency folks; am man, an AMERICAN, man overseas needs to make some chili con queso and he is left high and dry! This must not stand!
LOL! I'm sure you'll find a way. Good luck in your new venture. Are you selling Polish sausage as well?
You can imagine my currdled cry when our server said,"Welcome to Cheddars. I'm Brie and I'll be your server this evening!"
Was she soft and runny?
While the gesture of shipping an emergency load of Velveeta is much appreciated, I believe that we must first hear an explanation from Roger at Kraft Foods a 34 Billion dollar corporation as to why there is no Velvetta in Malaysia.
I bet she had a certain odor about her.
Maybe Mikhail Moore could produce a "documentary" on the subject. ;-)
When I first met him he went on ranting on about how Michael Moore was a genius and how much he loved the movie 9/11. It has taken me time, but he is slowly converting over to our side.
I am amazed that you can buy Ro-Tel outside the US. at that rate, you might be able to procure a jar of Van de Walle Farms salsa (damned good stuff).
Way to go, counter-propoganda minister!
That is cruel.
It is a tough job, but we all need to play our part.
Both Pace and Van de Walle Farms are from my hometown - San Antonio. The latter has a fresher taste, IMHO, (the ingredients come from their own farms outside SA).
I don't know if they'll ship to you, but look to Chicago for your hot dog desires...
"10 of Portillo’s all beef hot dogs shipped to you or a friend, with all the fixings. Everything you need to create an authentic Portillo’s style hot dog with everything is included, 10 hot dogs in a cryovac pouch, 10 poppy seed buns, mustard, relish, 1 fresh onion, 2 red ripe tomatoes, 2 whole kosher pickles, sport peppers & Portillo’s hot dog seasoning. All products are safely packaged to preserve quality and freshness, and then shipped via FEDEX."
http://portillos.com/store/item.asp?ITEM_ID=4&DEPARTMENT_ID=40
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