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DUmmie FUnnies 04-05-05 ("What is the root cause of terrorism against the U.S.?")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | April 5, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 04/05/2005 5:49:32 PM PDT by PJ-Comix

Is it really any big surprise that the answer posed by the question in this DUmmie THREAD, “What is the root cause of terrorism against the U.S.?” is Bush and/or the U.S.A.? I mean, come on. This is DUmmieland we are talking about where they operate in a warped alternate universe. Do you actually expect they would blame the (GASP!) terrorists for terrorism? To them the terrorists are freedom fighters struggling against American Imperialism and the Bush Family Evil Empire (BFEE in DUmmie Talk). So let us now view the DUmmie freak show of warped reality. As usual the upside down DUmmie logic is in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent is in the [brackets]:

What is the root cause of terrorism against the U.S.?

[The DUmmie answer to that question is NOT hard to guess.]

BFEE they are the root of the problem.

[Congratulations on being utterly predictable.]

LIHOP

[And MIHOP and IHOP.]

Lack of distribution of wealth in the Middle East, curtesy of Big Oil. Now they scramble to re-fix things and cover it all with a big fat myth.

[Saddam Hussein was forced at gun point to hog all that oil money for himself.]

The have nots...are tired of having naught.

[That poor billionaire, Osama Bin Laden, was definitely a have not….when compared to Bill Gates.]

PNAC. Not only the source of trouble Middle East, but the whole world. Nothing but "Manifest Destiny", regurgitated. Other nations consider it little more than a plan for world domination by the U.S.

[P-NACing, Mr. Pinnell? P-NACing?]

The root cause *is* the US. It's that fact that so many people in our country want to kill every single non-xtian alive today. Why shouldn't they hate the US when so many people in power in our country want to kill them?

[Is that a fact, Jack?]

Dick Cheney

[Karl Rove too!]

We keep stomping on their peoples for greater power and control. This includes supporting dictators, overthrowing democratic governments, and bombing entire swaths of countryside back into the Stone Age.

[And pouring arsenic into their soil.]

Easy...it all started w/ the US bases put in place by Cheney/Bush I in Saudi Arabia on the holiest of grounds & the knowledge of PNAC. OBL didn't like this one bit. I will even go out on a ledge and say that if Al Gore were president, there would not hv been an attack. I think OBL et al, would hv warned him to get the US bases out of Saudi Arabia. Gore wld hv done it too. Flame away.

[So you are admitting that the Father of the Internet would have caved in to OBL.]

The majority of "terrorist" bombings are against uniformed U.S. forces overseas. By traditional laws of combat these are fair and appropriate targets.

[Tell it to the Marines…if you dare.]

America is certainly number 1, public enemy number 1.

[A sentiment heard many times over in the DUmmie Echo Chamber.]


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No AM DUFU edition tomorrow. Not only am I obsessed about getting a DUmmie FUnnies book published but I am equally obsessed about buying books for my own use and a thrift store that I used to frequent puts their books out on the shelves in the AM. I went cold turkey not buying any books for a few months but this afternoon I relapsed again by stopping by that store and have to fulfill my obsession with more book purchases (not that I need more books since my bedroom is piled up to the ceiling with plastic milk boxes filled with books).

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1 posted on 04/05/2005 5:49:33 PM PDT by PJ-Comix
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2 posted on 04/05/2005 5:49:57 PM PDT by CONSERVE
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To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...

PING!


3 posted on 04/05/2005 5:50:58 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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top 3


4 posted on 04/05/2005 5:52:42 PM PDT by NeoCaveman (Abortion, euthanasia , socialized medicine, don't Democrats just kill you.....)
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5th


5 posted on 04/05/2005 5:53:01 PM PDT by freedumb2003 (First you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women (HJ Simpson))
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SIXTH!!!


6 posted on 04/05/2005 5:54:13 PM PDT by GraceCoolidge
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These people haven't got a clue. Couldn't get one if it was handed to them in a basket.


7 posted on 04/05/2005 5:55:08 PM PDT by DJ MacWoW (Life is always the Right choice)
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DUmmies don't go to parties. I can tell because they would be getting their asses handed to them.

Poor pitiful people aka The Tri-P...hey! they started the acronym nonsense first!


8 posted on 04/05/2005 5:57:05 PM PDT by hattend (Liberals! Beware the Perfect Rovian Storm [All Hail the Evil War Monkey King, Chimpus Khan!])
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I think OBL et al, would hv warned him to get the US bases out of Saudi Arabia. Gore wld hv done it too.

Does this kid even remember reading anything or watching one word of the tapes from OBL, he did warn the Clintons, he declared war on the US back in the 90's, he did threaten America to remove the bases, and in this guys eyes, Gore is an even bigger wimp then Clinton.

9 posted on 04/05/2005 5:57:33 PM PDT by Sonny M ("oderint dum metuant")
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"LIHOP"


DEMFLOP.


10 posted on 04/05/2005 6:00:19 PM PDT by cripplecreek (I'm apathetic but really don't care.)
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What I want to know is, "What is the root cause of self-hating anti-Americanism in the DU?


11 posted on 04/05/2005 6:00:35 PM PDT by shezza
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A bit of this over at DU would do a world of good.. Err.. Or maybe for the good of the world. Something like that.


12 posted on 04/05/2005 6:01:32 PM PDT by kingu (What is union scale wage for staging a protest anyway?)
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"What is the root cause of terrorism against the U.S.?"

Easily enough answered: l-i-b-e-r-a-l-s. :)

13 posted on 04/05/2005 6:02:55 PM PDT by KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle ("As a conservative site, Free Republic is pro-G-d, PRO-LIFE..." -- FR founder Jim Robinson)
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I just cannot understand why these poor, beleaguered souls would stay another day--heck, another hour--in a country they deem the cesspool of evil and fount of all wrong on the planet. Last I looked, there is no exit visa required. What is slowing them down? Can I help them pack? It can't take that long to toss a couple pairs of jeans, a can of peanuts, and a laptop into a backpack with a "Gore in '04" sticker sewn across the front.


14 posted on 04/05/2005 6:08:27 PM PDT by Scothia (If you pray for rain, prepare to deal with some mud.)
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What is the root cause of terrorism against the U.S.?

a. Bush
b. The U.S.A. itself
c. Christian conservatives
d. Halliburton
e. PNAC
f. Karl Rove
g. Militant Islam

DUmmie answer: a.-f.

Correct answer: g., Militant Islam, the only force (whether in the form of Islamic states or Islamic terrorist groups) that has systematically been targeting Americans for over 25 years now, going back to the Carter administration

15 posted on 04/05/2005 6:13:07 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (This may be too hard for DUmmies to grasp.)
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Hey, PJ!

Wow, either the DuFu is late or i'm early.

"The majority of "terrorist" bombings are against uniformed U.S. forces overseas. By traditional laws of combat these are fair and appropriate targets."

Umm. . . If it's against uniformed US troops in a combat zone, then it's not by definition a terror attack.

Terror attacks are in general directed against civilian targets in an attempt to convince the government and/or electorate to give in to the terrorists' demands or else face more of the same. The Madrid (Spain) train station bombing (and Spain's cowardly response) is a perfect example.

We Americans seem made of stronger stuff.


16 posted on 04/05/2005 6:15:18 PM PDT by Ostlandr (Kucinich/Sharpton '08)
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Lack of distribution of wealth in the Middle East...Survey says.....NO! Lack of "FREEDOM" is the answer we were looking for...next?

The root cause *is* the US...Survey says.....NO! The root cause is "ISLAMO-FASCISM" and the strict dictates of the Islamic faith. Next answer please?>

Dick Cheney......Survey says.....NO! Why did islamo-fascists attack the U.S.S. Cole and the American embassy, and attack the troops in Somalia long before the Bush/Cheney administration was in office.

You DUmmies are going to have to get your act together or you won't make it to the "Blame Bush Bonus round"...Next? We keep stomping on their peoples...supporting dictators, overthrowing democratic governments, and bombing [them] back into the Stone Age.... Survey says.....NO! We keep giving them foreign aid and taking exhuberant amounts of time to overthrow their ruthless dictators. 2000 years ago, they were riding camels and we didn't exist, now we've been to the moon and Mars and they're still riding camels, why is that our fault again? Next answer please...

The majority of "terrorist" bombings are against uniformed U.S. forces overseas. By traditional laws of combat these are fair and appropriate targets. Survey says.....Ohhhhh! Almost DUmmies, while most of the terrorist attacks against the U.S. are against military targets, most of the terror attacks overseas are against civilian targets, civilian...

So sorry team DUmmy, you obviously are out of touch with reality. We have no lovely parting gifts for you and no lifetime supply of Rice-a-Roni!

17 posted on 04/05/2005 6:15:30 PM PDT by infidel29 ("It is only the warlike power of a civilized people that can give peace to the world."- T. Roosevelt)
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shhh...don't anyone tell the "Hate America First" self-hating crowd over at DU that the Islamic terrorist want to force all nations to become Islamic states, and that they will kill those who do not bow to Allah. That would mean they would have to actually go to the trouble of reading the very words of the terrorists themselves, easily available on the Islamic jihadist websites. Far better to remain ignorant and blame the GOP.


18 posted on 04/05/2005 6:17:16 PM PDT by Enlightiator
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I would agree with all of the above, but it's also pure L A Z I N E S S! The DUmmies hate work. The elites hire maids (I actually have an elitist aunt who made a secretary's wage, but hired a maid (sorry, in the middle of spring cleaning /rant).


19 posted on 04/05/2005 6:18:46 PM PDT by Raffus (Thanks to all Veterans for their service to our Country.)
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I think OBL et al, would hv warned him to get the US bases out of Saudi Arabia. Gore wld hv done it too.

Shows how quick most DUmmies will capitulate to anything that threatens us.

20 posted on 04/05/2005 6:22:07 PM PDT by carlr
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