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Useful Idiot Caption-A-Rama for 28 March 2005
Various | 29 Mar 05 | Me

Posted on 03/29/2005 8:35:31 PM PST by Mr. Silverback

Anti-American/Bush/Reason Idiots on parade
This week I'm bringing you some more pics form the anti-democracy protests on the weekend on March 19h. Although a few of these pics are from bloggers and forums (www.theconservativerevolution.com and Protest Warrior, for example), most of them are from IndyMedia's coverage of the San Fran march. Hopefully We'll be able to bring you even more next week.


"GATOR!"


"See? People of all faiths think it was great to let Saddam train terrorists and torture his population!"


Well then, go right over to Iraq, get on the side of the lead truck in a supply convoy and start loving those insurgents!


The original caption for this one reads: "This guy is dedicated. He was in San Francisco the day before." Instead of being dedicated, I'd prefer he be committed.


Oh man, you have got to love that look! Original caption on this photo from a Chicago Protest Warrior: "Rarr! The face of a White-Supremacist-Christian-fascist-racist-capitalist-hating-Woman!"


Ladies (and boy, am I using that term loosely!) you not only are pimping the discredited 100,000 number, but you forgot some numbers: Killed by Saddam: 2,000,000. Liberated: 25,000,000. Combined IQ points of everybody in the photo: 68.


Man, that has to be the least believable street theater the Left has ever done, and boy that's saying something.


Yeah, I'm sure the recruiters are beating his door down! Guy looks like one of The Fat Boys joined a model railroad club.


I just want to point out that the Headsburg High Progressive Club sounds like people that John Blutarsky III would be crossing swords with in Animal House: The Next Generation.


These people are just figuring out that recruiters lie? ;-) Kind of funny though, I'd bet if you asked the Lefties what the lies are they'd cite stuff that isn't a lie (as some DUers did recently, claiming that the GI Bill is a scam) or "lies" that are never told, like "You'll never see combat if you join the Guard." One sign here that's pretty impressive is "Iraq for Iraqis." Yes, what if...I'm just spitballing here, being creative...the Iraqi people were allowed to vote, and select their own government? Man, I guess that's just a pipe dream...


Yeah, you guys are sure to go into combat now that Dubya implemented that secret draft...hey, wait a minute...

I couldn't get this pic to upload, but had to include it so I could comment. It shows a woman giving some Freepers and/or Protest Warriors the finger, and her finger is dyed purple. Consider that she had to put some thought into that and prepare it just for the people who think Iraqis voting is a good thing, and you get an idea how creepy these people are.


Oh, it's the war that's making me hungry. I thought it was because I ate Chinese food an hour ago.


Bus driver's union Karaoke party!! Guy with mike: "...He's a complicated man, and no one understands him but his woman..."


Why does he have that faraway look? DependsTM.


...except injuries to Iraqis in torture chambers, those are just fine.


I'd loooove to hear them explain that whole "war on workers" shtick. But the best stuff here is "Socialism and Liberation." And these people say "fighting for peace" is an oxymoron!


These people can't organize their rally so only one person is using a bullhorn at a time, but they're sure they can solve the Middle East crisis...by backing Fatah and Hamas. Yeah, why don't you kids go back to the drawing board and let Condi handle this one...


Also known as "The right of Arab countries to dump the people they treat like trash anyway.


"It's da joooozzz, I tell ya! Da Jooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooozzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!!!!!!!!!" She just loves saying "Da Jooooozzz!!!"


I'll bet real money her helmet is lined with tin foil.


Check the anarchist shick, who like many others was wearing Palestinian chic. So, Anarchists standing up for the Palestinian Authority. Nope, no inconsistencies there...


destroy--mutiny now

She still thinks they're dreamy, even though they sent her away, enforcing the one rule anarchist cells must follow: No Fat Chicks.


What? You mean, people die in wars? And most of them are young? Oh, I didn't know that! I thought it was done with Nerf bullets! I'm schocked, schocked! Thank you for educating me!


End stop loss, it's not like there's a war on or something.


Old lady: "Melvin! You cracked one off without warning me! My mouth was open and everything!"


Technically true, but let me educate you: Liberation is not tyranny.


Note how the "corporatized" version of the U.S. flag is being flown upside-down here. Does that mean the person holding it is a pro-American capitalist?


This is where my younger brothers (back in the days of our misspent youth) would yell, "Who's walkin' who?" But I'm too classy for that.


War on pot

These next three are from the Slantpoint blog.

Check the orange "Defend" sign. Won't see that on ABCCBSNBCCNNMSNBC.


You can't read the sign in the photo, but it reads: "End the (pre)-occupation with that Florida woman." Ah, the compassion of the Left. Smells like...frozen dog crap.


Definitely the most honest person at the protest!


Note the "Iraqi sisters" sign. That's like the Klan sending a sympathy card to Coretta Scott King.


Dang, I gave Gene Rayburn a little extra exposure and it went right to his head.


She (he? it?) said, "Hey everybody, stay away from the brown acid..."


...but they didn't listen.


Saddam didn't need a war.


"That's right, yes, that's right, we're intellectually superior and all our ideas are better. Yep, we are, and these fingers prove it..."


Dis we call it "Operation Iraqi Freedom" or did we call it "Operation Crack-smoking Losers?" Well then, I guess we didn't do it in your name.


"C'mon people now, smile on your brother, everybody get together try to love one another right now..."



Technically both of those are true, but at the risk of overusing an analogy, even if you're really promoting love of America and the Jewish people, doing it at this rally is like reading the "I have a dream speech" at a Grand Dragon's birthday party.


Osama bin-Laden. You know, the guy who tried to get John Kerry elected last year? The guy your fellow traveller Ward Churchill apologizes for? The guy Patty Murray credits with building day care centers? Yeah, that guy.


Sure, just like in Afghanistan. And Grenada. And Vietnam...


Look really closely at the Abu ghraib prisoner guy. He's wearing brown leggings. These pustulous honkies live in the most diverse state in the union and they can't find anybody brown enough to pretend to be an Iraqi!


"It's da joooooozzzzzz!!! The jooooooooooozzzzzz!!!"


And you're like a human, only with a much smaller brain.


"Resist Fascist Agendas." Yep, we do that every time we post the Caption-A-Rama, sir.


Note the "Who would Jesus Bomb" banner, right next to the flag of Vietnam. A more appropriate question, then, would be "Who would Jesus feeding rice mixed with sand, guaranteeing fture painful renal failure?" The Vietnamese did that to some brothers of mine who had the criminal gaul to hold prayer services in their homes. So, I guess Jesus wouldn't do that, but Commies would. By the way, the folks at IndyMedia call these wide parade shots "Bouquets." I'll bet it sure didn't smell like a bouquet! Unless patchouli comes in bouquets...


Most incoherent sign I've ever seen, and boy, that's saying something!


Code Pink, "supporting" the troops at Walter Reed. They are complaining because wounded soldiers are brought in at night through the back entrance. Gee, how horrible if Leftist groups were deprived of using them as propaganda tools! Code Pink's new motto should be "'Supporting' the troops means never having to tell Al-Qaeda you're sorry."

Miscellaneous idiocy

When aging punks and the Renaissance Fair go horribly, horribly wrong.


I hear that shoeshine business outside Congress is very lucrative.


Here's Pete Yarrow (formerly of Peter, Paul and Mary) singing to a group of Vietnamese peasant types. Pete's singing his folk arrangement of "Baby Got Back." Wow, you can just feel the enthusiasm, especially from that guy in the olive green hat!


Well, at least this guy was digging it. He started doing the Cabbage Patch and yelling, "Go Peter! Go Peter! It's your birthday! Love you long time!"


TOPICS: Arts/Photography; Conspiracy; Humor; Military/Veterans; Society; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: anarchists; lefties; pictures; secondanniversary; usefulidiots
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1 posted on 03/29/2005 8:35:32 PM PST by Mr. Silverback
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2 posted on 03/29/2005 8:37:02 PM PST by Mr. Silverback (If this case were a TV movie, Columbo would be showing up everywhere Michael Schiavo goes.)
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Redd Foxx is still alive?

3 posted on 03/29/2005 8:39:02 PM PST by Texas Eagle (If it wasn't for double-standards, Liberals would have no standards at all)
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"Kool-Aid! Getcher ice cold Kool-Aid heeeyah!"

4 posted on 03/29/2005 8:43:25 PM PST by Texas Eagle (If it wasn't for double-standards, Liberals would have no standards at all)
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BTTT for later...The Amazing Race is on...LOL


5 posted on 03/29/2005 8:46:27 PM PST by hattend (Liberals! Beware the Perfect Rovian Storm [All Hail the Evil War Monkey King, Chimpus Khan!])
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To: Mr. Silverback

The girl's name is War. The dog's name is Hate.

6 posted on 03/29/2005 8:48:52 PM PST by Texas Eagle (If it wasn't for double-standards, Liberals would have no standards at all)
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You'd ditch me for the Amazing Race? Oh, how sharper than a serpent's tooth is the derision of a thankless Caption-a-Rama pingee!


7 posted on 03/29/2005 8:50:50 PM PST by Mr. Silverback (If this case were a TV movie, Columbo would be showing up everywhere Michael Schiavo goes.)
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To: Mr. Silverback

That is some seriously funny shiznit! I had to aim my face away from the moniter to avoid numerous "spit takes" harming my computer. These wankers make it soooooo easy! As usual, great job Mr. Silverback!


8 posted on 03/29/2005 8:52:13 PM PST by Army Air Corps (I am sick of brownshirts in black robes)
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To: Army Air Corps

Damn, their poor spelling affected my ability to type.

moniter=monitor


9 posted on 03/29/2005 8:53:53 PM PST by Army Air Corps (I am sick of brownshirts in black robes)
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"I'll bet real money her helmet is lined with tin foil."

See how battered that helmet is? Looks like she hits her head a lot.


10 posted on 03/29/2005 8:54:38 PM PST by dsc
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To: Mr. Silverback; Chieftain

Fantastic! Thanks. I neeed that!LOL!


11 posted on 03/29/2005 8:57:55 PM PST by Recovering Ex-hippie (Conservative & Rational..what a concept!)
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1. Would you let any of these people, other than the kid cruising for some "tail," into your home or business?

2. These people look like they couldn't organize a two car funeral.


12 posted on 03/29/2005 8:59:09 PM PST by MindBender26 (Having my own CAR-15 meant never having to say I was sorry......)
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To: Texas Eagle

LMAO!


13 posted on 03/29/2005 8:59:14 PM PST by Shadrak (Science has a long way to go!)
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To: Mr. Silverback
I wonder how many truly know what fascism is.  A dictionary or encyclopedia could really screw up their favorite buzzwords and catch-phrases. 

14 posted on 03/29/2005 9:15:02 PM PST by SSgtRast (Doing my best to tick off the secular left.)
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To: Mr. Silverback
Yeah, I'm sure the recruiters are beating his door down! Guy looks like one of The Fat Boys joined a model railroad club.

THAT is funny..

this one had me laughing pretty good too..


definitely one of the most honest people there..
15 posted on 03/29/2005 9:15:35 PM PST by wafflehouse (the hell you say!)
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16 posted on 03/29/2005 9:25:00 PM PST by SquirrelKing (Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it. - P.J. O'Rourke)
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Sorry! I promise to be better next time...oops...commercial is over, second hour is starting.

You rock, Mr S!


17 posted on 03/29/2005 10:13:51 PM PST by hattend (Liberals! Beware the Perfect Rovian Storm [All Hail the Evil War Monkey King, Chimpus Khan!])
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To: Mr. Silverback
From the American Heritage Dictionary

Anarchy:

1. Absence of any form of political authority.

2. Political disorder and confusion.

3. Absence of any cohesive principle, such as a common standard or purpose.

* ding * ding * ding* We have a winner!

18 posted on 03/30/2005 12:20:22 AM PST by DTogo (U.S. out of the U.N. & U.N out of the U.S.)
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To: Mr. Silverback
Dis we call it "Operation Iraqi Freedom" or did we call it "Operation Crack-smoking Losers?" Well then, I guess we didn't do it in your name.

LOL... I need to remember this comeback next time I encounter the "not in our name" rhetoric...

19 posted on 03/30/2005 1:16:38 AM PST by phillygirl2
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Why is it that people who hate the military wear camo chic?
What a maroon!
20 posted on 03/30/2005 3:23:07 AM PST by visualops (A man's authority as a husband does not supersede his wife's rights as a human being.)
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