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Parody CD -- YOU'VE BEEN FREEPED, Vol. 1 has been shipped!!!
Right Wing Parodies LLC ^ | 3-23-05 | dfu

Posted on 03/23/2005 8:47:17 AM PST by doug from upland

YOU'VE BEEN FREEPED!

Dateline: Nashville
3-23-05

Certain DemocRAT politicians are getting queasy and feeling an inexplicable knot in their stomachs. Maybe it is karma. They don't know what is about to hit them.

Uncleshag has just informed me that he has confirmation from Nashville that the first shipment of 1000 CDs of YOU'VE BEEN FREEPED, Vol. 1 has been sent to him.

Mainstream media, the VRWC will be singing about your demise. Katie, everyone will know that doctors found your brain during your colonoscopy. Cronkite, how are those Depends? Michael Moore, did you explode yet? Biden, those hairplugs are just silly and we mock them. Hillary, are you really Satan's Daughter or do you just play her on TV?

Ted Kennedy, driving a young woman in your Olds while drinking Chivas can result in a terrible accident. Rapists and muggers, don't mess with a strong woman who has a gun. Bill Clinton, you will not enjoy the song about your legacy and the song abour your sexual assaults.

Yasser Arafat, you are now in the land down under and can't find those virgins. John Kerry, do you think you'll enjoy the song honoring the SwiftVets or the one that chronicles the Kansas City vote about whether senators should be whacked? John Lennon, you'll be rolling in your grave as we mock your foolish and naive peace anthem.

Barbara Boxer, we could pull out your lifeless gray hair for attacking Condi. Illegal aliens, California is screaming for you to go back home.

The VRWC will enjoy the heck out of this CD. It will bring a smile to your face no matter how bad a day you had. It will bring sunshine if it is raining outside.

How much fun would it be to send one to a DemocRAT friend if, of course, you have any DemocRAT friends left? Does anyone manage a building? Play it in the elevator. Do you have a performing band? Play some of the songs at your gigs.

Right Wing Parodies would be pleased if you made sure that your favorite talk show host had a CD. Your humorous FM drive time morning shows need the CD. Reviews in newspapers would be welcome.

The pricing will be up on the site (I hope) by tomorrow, Thursday. PayPal will be used. PayPal has the capability to take payments from a buyer's PayPal account, credit cards, money orders, and even checks.

Republican clubs on campuses, you need to get these CDs in the hands of your members and play them on college radio stations. Play them in the cafeteria. Blast them in the quad. If a commie lib professor is getting out of hand in the classroom, turn on a little music with headphones or for the enjoyment of the rest of the class. Be creative.


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1 posted on 03/23/2005 8:47:19 AM PST by doug from upland
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To: doug from upland
Cover art ideas for Vol 2 lol
2 posted on 03/23/2005 8:49:31 AM PST by eXe (Si vis pacem, para bellum)
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To: doug from upland

Get those links working!


3 posted on 03/23/2005 8:50:17 AM PST by Publius6961 (The most abundant things in the universe are ignorance, stupidity and hydrogen)
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To: Publius6961

The links don't work???


4 posted on 03/23/2005 8:51:11 AM PST by doug from upland (MOCKING DEMOCRATS 24/7 --- www.rightwingparodies.com)
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To: doug from upland

Congratulations, doug.


5 posted on 03/23/2005 8:51:14 AM PST by writer33 ("In Defense of Liberty," a political thriller, being released in March)
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To: writer33

Uncleshag is the hero here. He and his band are the artists. He has really made this come to fruition. I do a little writing. :)


6 posted on 03/23/2005 8:52:59 AM PST by doug from upland (MOCKING DEMOCRATS 24/7 --- www.rightwingparodies.com)
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To: eXe
I like the idea, but I think that an entire CD might get a little boring. :)

How does a Hillary album sound for early next year?

7 posted on 03/23/2005 8:53:53 AM PST by doug from upland (MOCKING DEMOCRATS 24/7 --- www.rightwingparodies.com)
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To: gonzo; dutchess; StarFan; Looking4Truth; solzhenitsyn; Paul Atreides; rockfish59; RobFromGa; ...

Ping


8 posted on 03/23/2005 8:54:56 AM PST by doug from upland (MOCKING DEMOCRATS 24/7 --- www.rightwingparodies.com)
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To: doug from upland

Congratulations on all the hard work in promotion and I hope it pays off.


9 posted on 03/23/2005 8:55:41 AM PST by writer33 ("In Defense of Liberty," a political thriller, being released in March)
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We hope that the CDs can be available at the March for Justice on April 7. Someone may just be able to deliver a copy to some of the victims.


10 posted on 03/23/2005 8:57:51 AM PST by doug from upland (MOCKING DEMOCRATS 24/7 --- www.rightwingparodies.com)
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To: doug from upland

Congrats, Doug. Where can we order?


11 posted on 03/23/2005 9:12:11 AM PST by SweetPilotofCanuckistan
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To: doug from upland; uncleshag

Congrats to you both! I lift my Coffee Mug in a toast!


12 posted on 03/23/2005 9:12:31 AM PST by The Spirit Of Allegiance (ATTN. MARXIST RED MSM: I RESENT your "RED STATE" switcheroo using our ELECTORAL MAP as PROPAGANDA!)
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To: doug from upland

At the moment the links don't work. I click on orders and it takes me to the next page about "pricing information" and nothing works from there.


13 posted on 03/23/2005 9:13:18 AM PST by Enterprise (President George W. Bush - the leading insurgent detergent.)
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To: Enterprise

I haven't set up some of the pages yet. I'm working on it.


14 posted on 03/23/2005 9:20:23 AM PST by doug from upland (MOCKING DEMOCRATS 24/7 --- www.rightwingparodies.com)
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To: SweetPilotofCanuckistan
It can be ordered on the site. I am hoping by tomorrow, maybe Friday. I'm still working on the pages.
15 posted on 03/23/2005 9:22:28 AM PST by doug from upland (MOCKING DEMOCRATS 24/7 --- www.rightwingparodies.com)
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To: doug from upland

OK - I can quit hyperventilating now.


16 posted on 03/23/2005 9:22:33 AM PST by Enterprise (President George W. Bush - the leading insurgent detergent.)
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To: doug from upland

Congratulations!!

Where,can I get one?


17 posted on 03/23/2005 9:22:45 AM PST by Mrs.Nooseman
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To: Mrs.Nooseman
We hope to have them available within a few days. I'm still working on the SITE.
18 posted on 03/23/2005 9:24:22 AM PST by doug from upland (MOCKING DEMOCRATS 24/7 --- www.rightwingparodies.com)
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To: doug from upland

Okay,I'll be sure to order one!


19 posted on 03/23/2005 9:36:16 AM PST by Mrs.Nooseman
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To: doug from upland
I didn't even have to look ... I KNEW it was you (LOL)!
20 posted on 03/23/2005 9:43:46 AM PST by Zathras
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