Judge Rules Separate Restrooms Unconstitutional

Scrappleface.com ^ | March 15, 2005 | Scott Ott

[The Great Yazoo]

Inadequate protections under the legal principle of lavatorio proportio compels court to strike down traditional practice.

Amid cries of "No unination without socialization," legal scholars say they are uncertain whether ruling will require men to pair-up to potty.

[Tuefel Hunden]

I want to be there the first time a guy drops a bomb in the ladies room.

[LauraleeBraswell]

The decision was hailed by the National Organization for Women (NOW)?

Can NOW please stop pretending they are the national organisation for women. NOW is a prime example of when an organisation outlives it's mission.

[goldstategop]

Its satire but its points up the idiocy of the judge's findings. If laws discriminating on the basis of gender are unconstitutional, then ALL separate and equal treatment on the BASIS of gender is unconstitutional. No more special programs for women only. I love the sight of liberals being hoist on their own petard!

[goldstategop]

Its satire but its points up the idiocy of the judge's findings. If laws discriminating on the basis of gender are unconstitutional, then ALL separate and equal treatment on the BASIS of gender is unconstitutional. No more special programs for women only. I love the sight of liberals being hoist on their own petard!

(Denny Crane: "Sometimes you can only look for answers from God and failing that... and Fox News".)

[KC Burke]

I will be testing that as I leave the hotel resturant tonight.

[srm913]

If the San Fransicko courts keep up their current trend, this isn't completely beyond the realm of possibility.

[Petronski]

This guy is seriously off his gob...or is it the perfectly normal
behavior of a denizen of Bizarro World!?!

[Diogenesis]

"Good idea. I, Triumph, shall put in a Motion tomorrow
for my own Constitutionally protect right ....
to use the Judge's own toliet for my poop!"

[HarleyLady27]

YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!!!!!!!!! It is WAY time to get rid of all these nutcases, next thing we know they will be ruling that chewing gum and whipping your butt is unconstitutional....

[calex59]

Scrappleface strikes again. Sounds real doesn't it? This lets you know how easy it is for the MSM to write entirely false articles and make them sound real. Scrappleface does a good job and always fools someone!

[Petronski]

I'm such a sucka. Dayum.

[Samwise]

Sounds like the judge has his panties in a knot.

[Petronski]

I mean, "I knew that! That's why I called it Bizarro World!"







Yeah, right....

[Nik Naym]

You had me going there for a minute.

LOL!

Nik

[CJ Wolf]

Bathroom pickup lines for guys:

1. (After Courtesy flush) "Sorry little lady, didn't think you wanted to take that all in for the duration"

2. "Well of course it's perfectly natural to watch, all guys check each other out and talk to their stall mates about sex, heck sometimes we give each other massages and go out for drinks after, don't girls do that in the bathroom too?"

3. "Let me freshen it up in here?" (Lights a match.)

4. "Wanna nurse a Guinness with me?" (That works even outside the bathroom)

5. Damn, you smell good tonight, what you eat for dinner, roses and pumpernickel?

[Jaysun]

I want to be there the first time a guy drops a bomb in the ladies room.

I want to be there the first time a woman sits on a wall urinal in the mens room.

[Tuefel Hunden]

Will the men be required to lift the seat or will the women be required to lower it? Will they install urinals in both rooms?

How come you never see a woman carry a magazine into the can?

[apackof2]

Today's satire is tomorrow's headlines

[Jaysun]