[Tuefel Hunden]

I want to be there the first time a guy drops a bomb in the ladies room.

[CJ Wolf]

Bathroom pickup lines for guys:

1. (After Courtesy flush) "Sorry little lady, didn't think you wanted to take that all in for the duration"

2. "Well of course it's perfectly natural to watch, all guys check each other out and talk to their stall mates about sex, heck sometimes we give each other massages and go out for drinks after, don't girls do that in the bathroom too?"

3. "Let me freshen it up in here?" (Lights a match.)

4. "Wanna nurse a Guinness with me?" (That works even outside the bathroom)

5. Damn, you smell good tonight, what you eat for dinner, roses and pumpernickel?

[Jaysun]

I want to be there the first time a guy drops a bomb in the ladies room.

I want to be there the first time a woman sits on a wall urinal in the mens room.

[fortunecookie]

Eeeeew. I want some warning. When I'm in a stall, I want all the feet pointing the same direction as mine. Ok, except for the very young boys brought in by their moms/grandmas.

[Petronski]

Devil Dogs!

[Dad yer funny]

yeah,...can you just imagine Fenway , Yankee Stadium or any other sports venue,...halfway thru the event the ladies would have that judge by the shorthairs