[CJ Wolf]

Bathroom pickup lines for guys:

1. (After Courtesy flush) "Sorry little lady, didn't think you wanted to take that all in for the duration"

2. "Well of course it's perfectly natural to watch, all guys check each other out and talk to their stall mates about sex, heck sometimes we give each other massages and go out for drinks after, don't girls do that in the bathroom too?"

3. "Let me freshen it up in here?" (Lights a match.)

4. "Wanna nurse a Guinness with me?" (That works even outside the bathroom)

5. Damn, you smell good tonight, what you eat for dinner, roses and pumpernickel?

[Tuefel Hunden]

Will the men be required to lift the seat or will the women be required to lower it? Will they install urinals in both rooms?

How come you never see a woman carry a magazine into the can?