[The Great Yazoo]

Inadequate protections under the legal principle of lavatorio proportio compels court to strike down traditional practice.

Amid cries of "No unination without socialization," legal scholars say they are uncertain whether ruling will require men to pair-up to potty.

[Tuefel Hunden]

I want to be there the first time a guy drops a bomb in the ladies room.

[LauraleeBraswell]

The decision was hailed by the National Organization for Women (NOW)?

Can NOW please stop pretending they are the national organisation for women. NOW is a prime example of when an organisation outlives it's mission.

[goldstategop]

Its satire but its points up the idiocy of the judge's findings. If laws discriminating on the basis of gender are unconstitutional, then ALL separate and equal treatment on the BASIS of gender is unconstitutional. No more special programs for women only. I love the sight of liberals being hoist on their own petard!

[goldstategop]

Its satire but its points up the idiocy of the judge's findings. If laws discriminating on the basis of gender are unconstitutional, then ALL separate and equal treatment on the BASIS of gender is unconstitutional. No more special programs for women only. I love the sight of liberals being hoist on their own petard!

(Denny Crane: "Sometimes you can only look for answers from God and failing that... and Fox News".)

[KC Burke]

I will be testing that as I leave the hotel resturant tonight.

[srm913]

If the San Fransicko courts keep up their current trend, this isn't completely beyond the realm of possibility.

[Petronski]

This guy is seriously off his gob...or is it the perfectly normal
behavior of a denizen of Bizarro World!?!

[Diogenesis]

"Good idea. I, Triumph, shall put in a Motion tomorrow
for my own Constitutionally protect right ....
to use the Judge's own toliet for my poop!"

[HarleyLady27]

YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!!!!!!!!! It is WAY time to get rid of all these nutcases, next thing we know they will be ruling that chewing gum and whipping your butt is unconstitutional....

[Samwise]

Sounds like the judge has his panties in a knot.

[Nik Naym]

You had me going there for a minute.

LOL!

Nik

[apackof2]

Today's satire is tomorrow's headlines

[Jaysun]

[Dashing Dasher]

PLEASE tell me this is a joke!
PLEASE!!!!!

[Toidylop]

Ya gotta make this idiot peeing sitting down in order for him to learn the difference between men and women. SIGH...

[Dashing Dasher]

Guess what they're up to? Just guess where this is coming from......
From another article about gender-neutral bathrooms...

>>>>>>start insanity<<<<<<<
On a quest for a restroom less gender specific

Political epiphanies can occur in unexpected places. For Riki Dennis, a 35-year-old humanities student who is transsexual, it was the women's room at a rest stop on Highway 101 north of Santa Barbara.

"The boyfriend hit me, even in mellow California," said Dennis, who was in the early stages of becoming female when she was assaulted by a stranger after using the women's room. "I said, 'Sir, I have no designs on your girlfriend,'" she explained. "I just want to use the bathroom."

Dennis, whose lowish voice is now the lone betrayal of her birth gender, is a foot soldier on a new political frontier: the campaign to establish gender-neutral bathrooms in public places.

>>>>>>>>>>>snip<<<<<<<<<<<

In the Bay Area, advocates of gender-neutral bathrooms are beginning to make themselves heard. Last month, they pressed the board of supervisors of Alameda County to adopt a resolution forbidding discrimination in public facilities, including restrooms, based on gender identity. Alameda County was the home of Eddie "Gwen" Araujo, a 17-year-old transgender high school student who was murdered in 2002.

"You can be sure that stalkers and peeping toms will take full advantage of this change," said Catherine Norman, 54, a substitute teacher from Fremont. She added, "Bathrooms are about biology, not perceived gender."

http://www.insidebayarea.com/bayarealiving/ci_2606873

[sweetliberty]

I really don't believe that the vast majority of women find it acceptable to share the intimacy of a public toilet with strange men.

[rwfromkansas]

OH my this is hilarious. Unfortunately, this humor piece could one day come true (or fortunately if you are a pervert).

[506trooper]

I absolutly love posts from Scrappleface.....the reactions are fun and cause me to enjoy the day even more.

Thanks.