[PJ-Comix]

Click on the cartoon panel below. It will both demonstrate the immense talent of Brian Chin who I plan to also use as a cartoonist for the DUmmie FUnnies Book (the CD-ROM section) as well as bid a final farewell to Dan Rather who will be leaving us (thankfully) in a couple of days. Remember, I told you that I WON'T be using amateurs for the DUFU comix. Both Brian Chin and Bob Lizarraga have worked professionally for the animation studios in L.A.. I hope that Regnery Publishing and Jeff Kleinman of the Graybill and English Agency will check out this comix story in order to see for themselves his artistic ability. Oh, and they can tell me how impressed they are by Brian Chin's artwork by contacting me at: PJ-Comix.

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Click on the cartoon panel below to see the full comix story, Dan Rather's Impeachment.

[swordfish71]

Teh-RAY-sah's nekkid skin? Man, it hurts just to think of it!

[Charles Henrickson]

I think Mama T's been into the raisins again.

[infidel29]

"...She argued that it is "very easy to hack into the mother machines."

Because Teresa sKerry is a ... secret agent with super computer hacking abilities and kung-fu grip.

"...We certainly have a monkey for a president..."

umm-hmmm and we're a hate group, sure....

[Charles Henrickson]

She argued that Democrats should insist on "accountability and transparency" in how votes are tabulated.

I'm sure Terry will want to start in north city St. Louis, the city of Chicago, King County Washington. . . .

[Charles Henrickson]

"I fear for '06," she said.

I think that's the expiration date on Terry's last face job.

[Poser]

I Believe!!!!!!

(snerk)

[Petronski]

I WUV her! Please, Mrs. Heinz! Allow me the honor of rubbing Botox into your nekkid flesh!

Best. Laugh. Ever.

Perhaps you've gone too far this time, PJ. LOLOL

[rdl6989]

Nice to see we're not crazy after all...

Look again DUmmy. I almost choked on my iced tea on that one.

[prairiebreeze]

[Chewing on a leather strap between the teeth would be one such action.]

Bwahahahahahaha! Haaaa!!

[Dashing Dasher]

It seems that TehREEEEEEza sobered up today!
It's been a looooong few months.

[Flux Capacitor]

----"Two brothers own 80 percent of the machines used in the United States," Heinz Kerry said. She identified both as "hard-right" Republicans.----

[Charles Henrickson]

Mrs. Heinz-Kerry: "It's very easy with these machines, you know, to hack in a Bush vote."

Chico: "Hackin' a Boosh? Naah, lady, we no hackin' a Boosh!"

[FredZarguna]

at least some of our leaders are NOT INSANE.

John Kerry. His candidacy on earth has ended. His residency on Mars has just begun.

Now crush that dwarf, and hand me the pliers.

[AxelPaulsenJr]

This is the kinda cr*p that makes me want to sign up at dummie land to ask just one question.

Are you dummies concerned about reports that the dims stole Wisconsin, Pennsylvani, and Michigan for hanoi john?

[Purrcival]

[She argued that it is "very easy to hack into the mother machines."]

Hey, I didn't know that TehRAYzuh was an expert in this field! Color me impressed - NOT!

Care to demonstrate, TehRAYzuh?

BTW, notice that she's off message. She inferred that the main problem was with the machines that use optical scanners. Get it right, Mrs. Heinz, it's Diebold. D-I-E-B-O-L-D.

[Mr. Silverback]

Nice to see we're not crazy after all...

They're using Ter-Ray-Zuh as their arbiter of sanity. I may die laughing.

[Mr. Silverback]

We do have work to do and it is nice to see that at least some of our leaders are not insane.

Oh, please, please, please,please, please work like dogs trying to convince the country that 3.5 million votes isn't a win.

I LOVE a woman who states her mind! Hopefully she will impact her husband!

I'll bet she has...with a right hook.

She "gets it."

If the "it" is cooking sherry by the gallon, you're correct.

We certainly have a monkey for a president that will always be under a shroud of scandal.

ALL HAIL THE EXALTED WAR MONKEY KING, CHIMPUS KHAN!! Oh and as far as scandal, I have two words for you: Clinton Administration.

I hope she does a lot more speaking out,

Wow, we share a hope with DU. Maybe America can be united again.