DUmmie FUnnies 03-07-05 ("Teresa Heinz 'openly skeptical about results from November election'")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | March 7, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[PJ-Comix]

Click on the cartoon panel below. It will both demonstrate the immense talent of Brian Chin who I plan to also use as a cartoonist for the DUmmie FUnnies Book (the CD-ROM section) as well as bid a final farewell to Dan Rather who will be leaving us (thankfully) in a couple of days. Remember, I told you that I WON'T be using amateurs for the DUFU comix. Both Brian Chin and Bob Lizarraga have worked professionally for the animation studios in L.A.. I hope that Regnery Publishing and Jeff Kleinman of the Graybill and English Agency will check out this comix story in order to see for themselves his artistic ability. Oh, and they can tell me how impressed they are by Brian Chin's artwork by contacting me at: PJ-Comix.

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Click on the cartoon panel below to see the full comix story, Dan Rather's Impeachment.

[CONSERVE]

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[PJ-Comix]

PING!

[Not A Snowbird]

Looks like Teresa managed to work her way out of the duct tape vest Johnny wrapped her in.

Looks like the tape across her mouth came loose, too.

[Celtjew Libertarian]

Too Bad her Husband didn't stick around...to see how it all came out

Well he couldn't stick around, after he was killed when she sabotaged his helicopter.... Oh, you mean her second husband... The one she hasn't offed yet....

Hey, if she can engage in stupid conspiracy theories, so can I....

[Ditter]

Hummmmm! I wonder if Teraza has a plan?

[jla]

"Cool! Looks like Kerry will be Prez after all.
I hope the Chimp and his Stormtroopers take all
their Bibles with them when they're thrown out.
This news calls for some serious partyin'!
Party till ya puke ev'rybody!"

[DJ MacWoW]

She argued that it is "very easy to hack into the mother machines."

She got the idea from her mother ship.

Um. Correct me if I'm wrong but, these machines aren't hooked to the internet nor one to another. Right? How would they be hacked?

[luvie]

Lordy--I thought we were waaaaaay done with Taaraaaazah!

[Goodgirlinred]

Ping! I loved this, BTW. Can't stand TH-C.

[cripplecreek]

"Nice to see we're not crazy after all..."


Snicker

[jla]

C'mon, the election's over. Tell me that you honestly don't think this woman is off her rocker.

[PJ-Comix]

LOL on the Faye "quotes!"

[PJ-Comix]

Does that mean you want on the DUFU PING List?

[luvie]

WE are a banana republic as far as I'm concerned until the current voting system is fixed. We certainly have a monkey for a president

That's CHIMPUS KHAN to you, buster!

[franksolich]

Has there been any more news about Chris Heinz-Kerry running for congressman, or is that laying dormant for the moment?

[zygoat]

"Heck yeah! I love this woman. She "gets it."


Gets it? No DUmmie, she's got it. So do you and and the rest of your ilk. It's a disease that causes your brain to shrink and shrivel up like a gin soaked raisin.

[cripplecreek]

"it is nice to see that at least some of our leaders are not insane."



Does this mean that it's Howard Deans turn to be "deeply saddened" ala Daschle?


Sorry Howie but we got together at the DU and have decided that you just aren't quite nutty enough.

[jla]

Faye's 'quotes' are nothing compared to the great job you do in rebutting the DUmmies, PJ.
I don't exaggerate when I say I laugh heartedly when I read the [commentary of our humble correspondent].

[PJ-Comix]

Has there been any more news about Chris Heinz-Kerry running for congressman, or is that laying dormant for the moment?

The last time he was in DUmmieland, Chris the over-rich paperweight, was shilling for some guy named Rosenfeld to become DNC Chairman. Result? Howard Dean was overwhelmingly voted into that office. So I guess Chris is back doing what he does best: NOTHING.