DUmmie FUnnies 03-02-05 ("Olberman: Bush Doctrine Seems to be Working in the Middle East")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | March 2, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[PJ-Comix]

WOO! HOO! GOOD NEWS on the DUmmie FUnnies book front! I have NOT been rejected by Regnery Publishing. Last week I sent them my idea about a DUmmie FUnnies book along with the links to the DUFUs and so far they haven't rejected me. To me this is good news because any investigation into the DUmmie FUnnies will demonstrate that its publishing success is a NO BRAINER. Just book sales from Freepers ALONE would amount to at least 20,000 at the most conservative estimate. So every day that I am NOT rejected by Regenery is another day that they might be investigating the commericial success of the DUmmie FUnnies book (with CD-ROM insert for the comix stories). And about those comix stories, they are not a mere window dressing afterthought. They are a VITAL part of my concept about the DUFUs. One of the two cartoonists I have in mind is Bob Lizarraga who I worked with before and who designed the original Li'l Beaver mascot. When I first met Bob back in La-La Land he told me he had done some work for Mad Magazine but then moved later and they lost contact with them. Mad Magazine wanted to get into contact with Bob so at the bottom of the table of contents of one of their issues, they actually printed out a request for Bob to get in touch with them. Are you a bit skeptical about that story? I don't blame you. So was I when Bob told it to me but then he showed me the copy of Mad Magazine and, lo and behold, at the bottom of the table of contents page, there was the request. Somehow that really impressed the hell out of me but it wasn't entirely surprising since Lizarraga's cartooning skill is EXTRAORDINARY which is why I will be using him to do the cartoon work for the DUFUs. The other cartoonist I will be using is Brian Burr Chin who also has an incredible story about him which I shall describe in a future DUFU edition.

Oh, and to Jeff Kleinman of the Graybill and English Literary Agency, if you don't want to miss hopping aboard the DUmmie FUnnies train before it leaves the track, contact me at: PJ-Comix.

Let me know if you want on the DUmmie FUnnies PING List.

[PJ-Comix]

PING!

[kingattax]

can the DUmmies parlay this into a reason to go on living ?

[KC_Conspirator]

THAT WAS ONLY THE BUSH DOCTRINE AFTER EVERYONE FIGURED OUT THERE WERE NO WMDs AND THAT BUSH LIED US INTO A WAR!

No, thats always been the Bush doctrine. That train of thought was already in practice when we defeated Al Queda, the Taliban, and won in Afghanistan.

It made sense after what happened in eastern europe after the fall of the Berlin wall, which liberals also opposed.

[Fenris6]

What cretins! They would rather have the Arab world enslaved in tyranny than see Bush get credit for liberating it. Its going to be a tough decade for them.

[Holicheese]

"he is still the only MSM person I can still watch"

This was actually KO's parents. I heard they switched over to Emeril Live

[Bahbah]

Locking. This has turned into a flame war.

That was a FLAME WAR? Good heavens, sensitive little guys and gals, aren't they.

[e5man_r_u?]

"I heard this sh*t on the Daily Show too. Bush Doctrine?"

Most satisfying quote from that show last night?

"My kid is going to go to a High School named after this guy (President Bush) I just know it"

He said this with his head in his hands in dispair.
:-)

[speed_addiction]

[shield]

LOL...these people have mush brains...they've hung out in looney land far to long. REALITY is NOT PART OF THEM. You are what you think...if all you put into your brain is garbage...you BECOME GARBAGE through and through. ;o)

[CAluvdubya]

So far, so good PJ. Hoping you get that book deal! I would love to have a DUFU book adorn my mantle!

Good grief, these DUmmies are more unstable than the rain soaked hills of Los Angles!

[areafiftyone]

Wonderful Stuff! Rats are eating their own again! YAY CANNABALISM!! ;-)

[prairiebreeze]

Locking. This has turned into a flame war.

THAT is what's considered to be flaming over at the DU to this moderator?! DUmmies aren't very willing to hang out the laundry when it come to small arguments amongst themselves, wouldn't you say?

[just me]

They hate President Bush so much they would like to deny freedom to enslaved people in the Middle East and other parts of the world. I think they should go back to counting votes in the 2000 election. That should keep them occupied for a while.</p>

[N8VTXNinWV]

LOL! They're dropping like flies!

[arizonarachel]

This is one of the funniest in awhile. It's funny when one of "their people" betrays them by actually being realistic and they become absolutely infuriated.

Congrats on the pending book deal. :-) God has good plans for you, PJ!

[KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle]

Keithe works for GE and he probably wants to anchor NBC News.

Whereas I, on the other hand, want to become Salma Hayek's personal sex toy. And my fantasy is the infinitely more likely one of the two. :)

[imskylark]

"They would rather have the Arab world enslaved in tyranny than see Bush get credit for liberating it"

And if it stayed enslaved, they would blame Bush.

[eastforker]

Have you considered contacting Gypsy Smith? He published EXIT STAGE 2000, one of the funniest DVD's ever about the 2000 election.

[BJClinton]

Re: Publication. You may want to post some of the comix that will be contained on the CD as advertising. Just a thought.