Posted on 02/28/2005 7:44:26 PM PST by writer33
I am pasting in a link for my next fiction book, In Defense of Liberty, being released Tuesday, March 1, 2005 in trade paperback, better known as soft cover. It is conservative fiction and a political thriller. At the link, you can read a sample chapter and short synopsis of the book.
The book fees are structured to accommodate gender and minority status. I fully believe in diversity at all levels within society and with the deepest of sympathies, I am merely trying to reach out.
The book costs are as follows:
Hispanics: $5.00 for signed copy. (I have to be smart here and reach out to the illegal immigrants as well. Even if they don't speak or read English. It's worth a shot. :))
Blacks: $10.00 for signed copy. (I'm sorry, but you're minority status just isn't the same as it used to be. With Condoleeza Rice and Colin Powell reaching the levels of government they have, it just wouldn't be fair to treat you the same as poor, struggling immigrants.)
Women (Blacks or Hispanics): $15.00 for signed copy. (I, of course, understand the struggle you face against both white America and men in general, so you've been discounted accordingly, although your situation isn't nearly as desperate as it used to be.)
New Minority Category (Michael Jackson and all others): $17.00 for signed copy. This category was created after a few suggestions and brainstorming. I’m not quite sure about this group of minorities—only that they’re minorities.
Seniors: $18.00 for signed copy. You get your usual 10% discount, even though, statistically, you’re the richest segment of society. So don’t worry, I’ll make sure you can afford your prescription drugs this month. :) HA!
Women (White): $20.00 for signed copy. (Your fee stems from the fact that you're probably married to some rich white dude and can afford it. So you have a much less sympathetic price quote. Sorry for the inconvenience, but this isn't the 60's anymore.)
Men (White): $100.00 for signed copy. (You, of course, are the problem with everything wrong in America and will pay for it accordingly in the price of the book. I'm sorry, but you've ruined any possibility for a socialist eutopia with your capitalistic, women and minority oppressing views. I hope you can live with yourself.)
:) Hehe!
Actually, if you send $20.00 for a signed copy, I'll be happy to send you the book, signed the way you want it. Let me know if you're interested. Remember, this is fiction and if you're not a fiction reader, you probably shouldn't waste your time. That is of course, unless you just want to spend money and advance me into another tax bracket. I'll get along somehow if you do. :) HA!
Here's the link: https://whiskeycreekpress.com/store/index.php?main_page=product_info&products_id=233&cPath=65
Chris Davis P.S. You might want to ping your lists for those you think might also be interested.
Can you ping your lists ping?
bttt
Can you ping your lists ping?
Thanks for the bump, cy. I appreciate it.
BTTT!!
So? If I don't fit into any of those categories, am I gonna get it for free? LOL! Just kidding!
I can't afford your book, I will not be able to purchase my meds.
There are so many useless epitaphs we use to represent diversity that it would be easier calling Americans: Americans.
So you fit into the category of Difference Maker American. I should be charging you double. :) Hehehe!
I want a copy.
Do you accept visa, or will payment in kind do? *LOL*
We'll work out an installment plan. We'll do Lay-Away. That's it. :)
Um, I will be charged double. I'm ordering two books. Hehehe!
Okay! My smart aleck self needs to go do something in a second.
I'm very proud of you. Can't wait to read it.
combien il a coûté pour les Français? $2.50? €2.00?
sKerry ping list - you might want to purchase Chris's new book so he can donate MORE to the Swifties' next cycle...
PING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(understand folks..........the book is real.....the rest is in fun!!!)
If you have a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow, that'll work too. Of course, I solicit all forms of payment. :) HA!
I can do it internationally, but FReepmail me for instructions.
What kind of price can you give me, I'm a Samoan Attorney.
Thanks for the nice comments and pinging your list, NYT. I really appreciate it.
Chris
photo-shoppers:
If you buy Chris Davis' new book, he might let you make crazy pics of the cover art...
show us your cover, Chris!
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