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White House Sent Sandy Berger to Iran to Gather Intelligence
jerhad.com ^
| 2/24/2005
Posted on 02/24/2005 7:52:36 PM PST by StoneGiant
White House Sent Sandy Berger to Iran to Gather Intelligence
source: jerhad.com 
WASHINGTON, DC --- Sandy Berger, the former National Security Adviser who was caught smuggling top secret documents in his underwear and socks from a secure facility, was recently sent on a secret mission to Iran to determine how far along they are in nuclear development.
"Sandy was ready to serve his country again," said a White House spokesman. "He has a talent for smuggling top secret information out of secure areas. He had already used this talent to steal US government documents, and now he's put his talents to good use and helped us determine what Iran has been up to."
According to sources, Mr. Berger was able to smuggle over 12,000 pages of top secret Iranian nuclear documents out of the country after his secret meeting with Iranian nuclear officials. When asked where Mr. Berger hid the documents this time, the source stated "all I can reveal is that it wasn't in his socks or underpants this time." North Korea immediately issued a travel ban on Berger to safeguard their own nuclear secrets.
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: berger; documents; intelligence; iran; northkorea; sandyberger
To: StoneGiant
DEBKA will steal this from you! HA!
To: StoneGiant
Is Gerghead another Scrappleface? If so, they're much less subtle. :-)
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posted on
02/24/2005 7:56:08 PM PST
by
drt1
To: drt1
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posted on
02/24/2005 7:57:27 PM PST
by
drt1
To: StoneGiant
I thought you were serious. I wouldn't doubt this administration would do this in name of getting along with the demonrats.
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posted on
02/24/2005 7:58:19 PM PST
by
Perdogg
(Rumsfeld for President - 2008)
To: StoneGiant
To: All
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posted on
02/24/2005 8:03:38 PM PST
by
BipolarBob
(Yes I backed over the vampire, but I swear I didn't see it in my rearview mirror.)
To: StoneGiant
Another Karl Rove Masterstroke?
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posted on
02/24/2005 8:04:55 PM PST
by
Waco
To: StoneGiant
"Sandy was ready to serve his country again," said a White House spokesman. Um, who?
And what source is this? I've never heard of it.
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posted on
02/24/2005 8:08:25 PM PST
by
cyncooper
To: drt1
To: StoneGiant
He uncovered vital information about the weapons programs, but lost the papers from inside his pants on the way back to the United States.
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posted on
02/24/2005 8:17:41 PM PST
by
gogipper
To: StoneGiant
Sandy Berger couldn't find his penis with a magnifying glass and both hands stapled to it. He is a Clintonista who had no business working in such a crucial position, much less working in a Republican administration. He is not to be trusted.
Period.
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posted on
02/24/2005 8:19:46 PM PST
by
jrewing
(I don't want to hug the bad guys and try to "understand" them. I want to gut them like deer.)
To: StoneGiant
I was ready to do some ranting and now have to calm down... thanks a bunch! LOL
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posted on
02/24/2005 8:22:42 PM PST
by
Libertina
(Get the US out of the UN and the UN out of the US!)
To: Libertina; StoneGiant
...which tells you just how little confidence I have that the administration wouldn't do some dopy stunt to "get along."
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posted on
02/24/2005 8:24:02 PM PST
by
Libertina
(Get the US out of the UN and the UN out of the US!)
To: StoneGiant
Only in an imaginary story will Booger be in a position of trust/authority again. I am glad "His Assclown-ness" is on the sidelines now.
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posted on
02/24/2005 8:25:36 PM PST
by
jrewing
(I don't want to hug the bad guys and try to "understand" them. I want to gut them like deer.)
To: StoneGiant
Wonder if they let him in to view their national archives?
To: Libertina
To: All
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