DUer: How many other freepers are White House insiders and GOP operatives?

The DUmp | 2/20/05

[Jaysun]

COME ON GUYS, THIS IS SERIES!!!!




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[jellybean]

DELTA UNIFORM MIKE MIKE INDIA ECHO SIERRA

ALPHA ROMEO ECHO

SIERRA TANGO OSCAR OSCAR PAPA INDIA DELTA

[timestax]

one of them lives here!!

[Army Air Corps]

S2 DE S1 = GA DR OM UR RST 599 HR = QTH TIMBUKTU = OP IS MIKE HW? = + S2 DE S1 K

[jellybean]

INDIA TANGO SIERRA

HOTEL UNIFORM GULF HOTEL!

[Army Air Corps]

It is time for the Joke Weapon. Begin transmission. A says to B "My dog has no nose." B says to A "Then how does he smell" A says to be "Terrible"

[Army Air Corps]

Roger that, Jellybean. The BRAVO SIERRA is piling fast and deep.

[jellybean]

HOTEL OSCAR WHISKEY

CHARLIE ALPHA NOVEMBER

WHISKEY ECHO

ECHO VICTOR ECHO ROMEO

FOXTROT OSCAR OSCAR LIMA

TANGO HOTEL ECHO

DELTA UNIFORM MIKE MIKE INDIA ECHO SIERRA?

[Swordmaker]

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[Army Air Corps]

Incoming flash traffic

We are scrambling all operatives as quickly as possible. The Freemason Brigade is on full alert. The Cyber assault team is cracking into the DU computers as we speak. We will have names.

[Swordmaker]

FLASH!

[Swordmaker]

IGNORE PREVIOUS FLASH, REPLACE WITH FOLLOWING FLASH!

FLASH!

[Poohbah]

FROM: Most Learned Bagel-Snarfing Neocon Elder of Zion #5
TO: Distribution List

SUBJ: OPERATIONAL SECURITY

1. Recent OPSEC violations have me and our Unseen Masters concerned. We must tighten up our security posture.

2. MLBSNEZ #1 has directed us to increase our alert posture from HARVEST GOLD to TANGERINE. (Why did we have to listen to "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy" for our alert posture color codes, anyway?)

3. Additionally, we are to use the reverse-engineered alien craft from Area 51 as a diversion. Specific flight assignments will be posted in the break room. All MLBSNEZs are to pass a closed-book NATOPS exam prior to going on alert duty. (The guy in charge of the flying saucers is still snarked off at the late MLBSNEZ #18, for having the bad form to drill his flying saucer into the ground at 12,000 MPH. Come on, these things happen sometimes. Then again, these things cost 40 gigabucks apiece, so I can see his point.)

4. Speaking of the break room...thank you one and all for improving the cleanliness of that room. Keep up the good work.

Sincerely,

MLBSNEZ #5

[Jaysun]

Excellent. While we're into little funny lines, let me share my most useful trait with you:

I have the power to channel my imagination into ever-soaring levels of suspicion and paranoia.

[jellybean]

A Dummie went to the local drug store and asked the pharmacist for VIAGRA.

The pharmacist asked "How many?"

The Dummie replied, "Just a few, maybe a half dozen. I cut each one into four pieces."

The pharmacist said, "That's too small a dose. That won't get you through sex."

The Dummie said, "Oh, I don't even think about sex anymore. I just want it to stick out far enough so I don't pee on my shoes...."

[Army Air Corps]

Switch to WHISKEY HOTEL INDIA TANGO ECHO TANGO ECHO XRAY TANGO encrytption system.If you can read this, you have highlighted the text.

[nopardons]

Hey,that wasn't supposed to be made public and you left out #23.

[devolve]

"Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"

Whatta legacy!

I wonder how much Dean billed the RNC for that.....

[Army Air Corps]

Bwhahahahaha!

Why are there trees along the Champs Elysee?

Whay did French soldiers wear brown pants?

[Poohbah]

What did #23 do this time?