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God Owes Us an Apology (arrogant God-hater Barbara Ehrenreich)
The Progressive ^ | March 2005 Issue | Barbara Ehrenreich

Posted on 02/17/2005 5:17:17 PM PST by ViLaLuz

The tsunami of sea water was followed instantly by a tsunami of spittle as the religious sputtered to rationalize God's latest felony. Here we'd been placidly killing each other a few dozen at a time in Iraq, Darfur, Congo, Israel, and Palestine, when along comes the deity and whacks a quarter million in a couple of hours between breakfast and lunch. On CNN, NPR, Fox News, and in newspaper articles too numerous for Nexis to count, men and women of the cloth weighed in solemnly on His existence, His motives, and even His competence to continue as Ruler of Everything.

Theodicy, in other words--the attempt to reconcile God's perfect goodness with the manifest evils of His world--has arisen from the waves. On the retro, fundamentalist, side, various men of the cloth announced that the tsunami was the rational act of a deity enraged by (take your pick): the suppression of Christianity in South Asia, pornography and child-trafficking in that same locale, or, in the view of some Muslim commentators, the bikini-clad tourists at Phuket.

On the more liberal end of the theological spectrum, God's spokespeople hastened to stuff their fingers in the dike even as the floodwaters of doubt washed over it. Of course, God exists, seems to be the general consensus. And, of course, He is perfectly good. It's just that his jurisdiction doesn't extend to tectonic plates. Or maybe it does and He tosses us an occasional grenade like this just to see how quickly we can mobilize to clean up the damage. Besides, as the Catholic priests like to remind us, "He's a 'mystery' "--though that's never stopped them from pronouncing His views on abortion with absolute certainty.

The clerics who are struggling to make sense of the tsunami must not have noticed that this is hardly the first display of God's penchant for wanton, homicidal mischief. Leaving out man-made genocide, war, and even those "natural" disasters, like drought and famine, to which "man" invariably contributes through his inept social arrangements, God has a lot to account for in the way of earthquakes, hurricanes, tornadoes, and plagues. Nor has He ever shown much discrimination in his choice of victims. A tsunami hit Lisbon in 1755, on All Saints Day, when the good Christians were all in church. The faithful perished, while the denizens of the red light district, which was built on strong stone, simply carried on sinning. Similarly, last fall's hurricanes flattened the God-fearing, Republican parts of Florida while sparing sin-soaked Key West and South Beach.

The Christian-style "God of love" should be particularly vulnerable to post-tsunami doubts. What kind of "love" inspired Him to wrest babies from their parents' arms, the better to drown them in a hurry? If He so loves us that He gave his only son etc., why couldn't he have held those tectonic plates in place at least until the kids were off the beach? So much, too, for the current pop-Christian God, who can be found, at least on the Internet, micro-managing people's careers, resolving marital spats, and taking excess pounds off the faithful--this last being Pat Robertson's latest fixation.

If we are responsible for our actions, as most religions insist, then God should be, too, and I would propose, post-tsunami, an immediate withdrawal of prayer and other forms of flattery directed at a supposedly moral deity--at least until an apology is issued, such as, for example: "I was so busy with Cindy-in-Omaha's weight-loss program that I wasn't paying attention to the Earth's crust."

It's not just Christianity. Any religion centered on a God who is both all-powerful and all-good, including Islam and the more monotheistically inclined versions of Hinduism, should be subject to a thorough post-tsunami evaluation. As many have noted before me: If God cares about our puny species, then disasters prove that he is not all-powerful; and if he is all-powerful, then clearly he doesn't give a damn.

In fact, the best way for the religious to fend off the atheist threat might be to revive the old bad--or at least amoral and indifferent--gods. The tortured notion of a God who is both good and powerful is fairly recent, dating to roughly 1200 BC, after which Judaism, Christianity, Buddhism, and Islam emerged. Before that, you had the feckless Greco-Roman pantheon, whose members interfered in human events only when their considerable egos were at stake. Or you had monstrous, human-sacrifice-consuming, psycho-gods like Ba'al and his Central American counterparts. Even earlier, as I pointed out in my book Blood Rites, there were prehistoric god(desses) modeled on man-eating animals like lions, and requiring a steady diet of human or animal sacrificial flesh.

The faithful will protest that they don't want to worship a bad--or amoral or indifferent--God, but obviously they already do. Why not acknowledge what our prehistoric ancestors knew? If the Big Guy or Gal operates in any kind of moral framework, it has nothing to do with the rules we've come up with over the eons as primates attempting to live in groups-- rules like, for example, "no hitting."

Yes, 12/26 was a warning, though not about the hazards of wearing bikinis. What it comes down to is that we're up shit creek here on the planet Earth. We're wide open to asteroid hits, with the latest near-miss coming in October, when a city-sized one passed within a mere million miles of Earth, which is just four times the distance between the Earth and the moon. Then, too, it's only a matter of time before the constant shuffling of viral DNA results in a global pandemic. And 12/26 was a reminder that the planet itself is a jerry-rigged affair, likely to keep belching and lurching. Even leaving out global warming and the possibility of nuclear war, this is not a good situation, in case you hadn't noticed so far.

If there is a God, and He, She, or It had a message for us on 12/26, that message is: Get your act together, folks--your seismic detection systems, your first responders and global mobilization capacity--because no one, and I do mean no One, is coming to medi-vac us out of here.


TOPICS: Religion
KEYWORDS: antichristian; blasphemy; christophobe; ehrenreich; godhater; irreligiousleft; liberal; nut; tsunami
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1 posted on 02/17/2005 5:17:19 PM PST by ViLaLuz
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To: ViLaLuz

Sigh, God is so misunderstood.......


2 posted on 02/17/2005 5:19:34 PM PST by anniegetyourgun
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To: ViLaLuz
For once they're not blaming something on Bush.

Wonder if she felt this way after 9-11.

3 posted on 02/17/2005 5:19:48 PM PST by Darkwolf377 ("Drowning someone...I wouldn't have a part in that."--Teddy K)
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To: ViLaLuz

Wow. So much to refute, so little time.

And she's wrong. God will come to rescue his chosen ones, just not in the way she thinks.


4 posted on 02/17/2005 5:20:00 PM PST by kemathen7
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To: ViLaLuz

Some people are so obsessed with flesh.


5 posted on 02/17/2005 5:20:50 PM PST by Just mythoughts
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To: ViLaLuz

Barbara Ehrenreich owes God an apology.


6 posted on 02/17/2005 5:21:03 PM PST by Unam Sanctam
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To: ViLaLuz

God gave us liberty to live as we choose. He loves us so much that He does not force us to love Him or live as He wants us. With that comes the price of freedom. God does not control every aspect of our lives, why should He control every aspect of the world?


7 posted on 02/17/2005 5:23:06 PM PST by Texaggie79 (Did I just say that?)
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To: ViLaLuz

Oh, man.

Another idiot who does not understand that it is impossible for a finite, imperfect, human mind to comprehend the workings of something Eternal and Perfect.

One breathes a sigh of relief that the centuries-old "Age of Reason" is finally bellowing out its vigorous death-rattles, being confronted with the stark fact that there is far too much in this world, and in the next, to be known and understood by a finite, limited, number of brain-cells.


10 posted on 02/17/2005 5:24:06 PM PST by franksolich (Norge uber alles)
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To: Unam Sanctam

She WILL bow and she WILL confess before her Maker. God will NOT be mocked.


11 posted on 02/17/2005 5:24:30 PM PST by BipolarBob (Yes I backed over the vampire, but I swear I didn't see it in my rearview mirror.)
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To: ViLaLuz

One day that smug look on her face WILL be removed. That's a fact.


12 posted on 02/17/2005 5:25:24 PM PST by small voice in the wilderness (Quick, act casual. If they sense scorn and ridicule, they'll flee..)
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To: ViLaLuz
Holy Cow! This chick hasn't the faintest idea what she's talking about! An amazing display of ignorance!
13 posted on 02/17/2005 5:25:29 PM PST by JennysCool (I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing. -Johnny Carson)
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To: ViLaLuz

I hope God ltes me take poloroids on Judgement Day. I want close-ups of leftist like Barbara to put on my mantel in Heaven. Their sheer panic will keep me amused for eternity.


14 posted on 02/17/2005 5:25:40 PM PST by whereasandsoforth
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To: whereasandsoforth

Well put...


15 posted on 02/17/2005 5:28:56 PM PST by Russ
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To: ViLaLuz

I try. I really try to read the "other" side. Sometimes I just can't bear to waste my time reading their drivel.

This is one of those times.


16 posted on 02/17/2005 5:29:07 PM PST by It's me
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To: whereasandsoforth

You're going to need a really big mantel.

Maybe we could create a museum ... I'd pay money over and over to see the poloroids.


17 posted on 02/17/2005 5:29:21 PM PST by kemathen7
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To: ViLaLuz
(1) If God exists then he is omniscient, omnipotent and perfectly good.
(2) If God were omniscient, omnipotent and perfectly good then the world would not contain evil.
(3) The world contains evil.
Therefore:
(4) It is not the case that God exists.

And if he is neither omniscient, omnipotent, or perfectly good ... who needs him?

18 posted on 02/17/2005 5:29:47 PM PST by gcruse (http://gcruse.typepad.com/)
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To: whereasandsoforth

No. I understand but that's not good idea.
You won't be gloating in the other's misfortune in heaven.

That is IF you get there.


19 posted on 02/17/2005 5:31:15 PM PST by It's me
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To: ViLaLuz
"Rev 920 And the rest of the men which were not killed by these plagues yet repented not of the works of their hands, that they should not worship devils, and idols of gold, and silver, and brass, and stone, and of wood: which neither can see, nor hear, nor walk: 21 Neither repented they of their murders, nor of their sorceries, nor of their fornication, nor of their thefts. "

Rev 16:6 For they have shed the blood of saints and prophets, and thou hast given them blood to drink; for they are worthy. 7 And I heard another out of the altar say, Even so, Lord God Almighty, true and righteous are thy judgments. 8 And the fourth angel poured out his vial upon the sun; and power was given unto him to scorch men with fire. 9 And men were scorched with great heat, and blasphemed the name of God, which hath power over these plagues: and they repented not to give him glory. 10 And the fifth angel poured out his vial upon the seat of the beast; and his kingdom was full of darkness; and they gnawed their tongues for pain, 11 And blasphemed the God of heaven because of their pains and their sores, and repented not of their deeds.

20 posted on 02/17/2005 5:32:13 PM PST by DannyTN
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