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To: Unam Sanctam

She WILL bow and she WILL confess before her Maker. God will NOT be mocked.


11 posted on 02/17/2005 5:24:30 PM PST by BipolarBob (Yes I backed over the vampire, but I swear I didn't see it in my rearview mirror.)
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To: BipolarBob; hinckley buzzard
God will NOT be mocked.

He Shall.

I'm telling God jokes right now.

What's wrathful and spins in circles? God in a blender!

Why did Jesus cross the road? No, he rode the cross!

How many priests does it take to change a lightbulb?

4: one to unscrew it, one to screw another in, one to transfer both of those priests to another parish before the unions find out that they've used non-union labor, and one to pay off the old light bulb so it won't tell the press it was un-screwed.

No lightning bolts yet, huh? See, so long as we have free will, God WILL be mocked.

Is your conception of God really so pathetic that you think all He wants from humans is for us to bow before him and shower him with praise and never mock him? That sounds more like a six-year-old with superman powers than it sounds like an omnipotent God.

51 posted on 02/17/2005 10:45:45 PM PST by xm177e2 (Stalinists, Maoists, Ba'athists, Pacifists: Why are they always on the same side?)
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