Posted on 02/09/2005 1:12:55 PM PST by Fierce Allegiance
I wonder if buscadero rigs count?
Maybe one of the guys could sing AC/DC's BIG BALLS!
I'm ever upper class high society
God's gift to ballroom notoriety
I always fill my ballroom
The event is never small
The social pages say I've got
The biggest balls of all
CHORUS:
I've got big balls
I've got big balls
And they're such big balls
Dirty big balls
And he's got big balls
And she's got big balls
But we've got the biggest balls of them all
And my balls are always bouncing
My ballroom always full
And everybody cums and cums again
If your name is on the guest list
No one can take you higher
Everybody says I've got
Great balls of fire
CHORUS
Some balls are held for charity
And some for fancy dress
But when they're held for pleasure
They're the balls that I like best
My balls are always bouncing
To the left and to the right
It's my belief that my big balls
Should be held every night
CHORUS
And I'm just itching to tell you about them
Oh we had such wonderful fun
Seafood cocktail, crabs, crayfish...
Ball sucker
Two tablespoon's of cinnamon,
and two or three egg whites.
A half a stick of butter?. Melted?
stick it all in a bowl baby.
Stir it with a wooden spoon.
Mix in a cup of flour,
you'll be in heaven soon.
Say everybody have you seen my balls
they're big and salty and brown.
If you ever need a quick pick me up
just stick my balls in your mouth.
Oooo suck on my chocolate salted balls
stick em in your mouth, and suck em!
Suck on my chocolate salted balls,
they're packed full of vitamins, and good for you.
So suck on my balls.
Quarter cup of unsweeten chocolate,
and a half a cup of brandy.
You throw in a bag or two of sugar
and just a pinch of vanilla.
Grease up the cookie sheet.
Cause I hate when my balls stick.
Then preheat the oven to three fifty
and give that spoon a lick?
Say everybody have you seen my balls
they're big and salty and brown.
If you ever need a quick pick me up
just stick my balls in your mouth.
Suck on my chocolate salted balls.
Put em in your mouth, and suck em!
Suck on my chocolate salted balls,
there packed full of goodness, high on fiber.
Suck on my balls.
[sniff, sniff, sniff]
Hey, wait a minute.
What's that smell.
Smell like something burning.
Well that don't confront me none.
Long as I get my rent paid on Friday.
Baby you better get back in the kitchen.
Cause I got a sneak'n suspicion.
Oh man baby, baby!
You just burned my balls!
Help me, my balls on fire
????? baby
my balls are burning
give me some water!
Pour some water on me!
my balls are burning
oh my goodness,
I'm blow'n
I'm blow'n
do somethin
Oooo Suck on my chocolate salted balls.
Put em in your mouth, and suck em!
They'r on fire baby!
Suck on my chocolate salted balls,
put em out baby, blow
ohh
Suck on my balls baby
Suck on my balls baby
Suck on my, red hot, salted, chocolate balls
come on baby
woo, woo
suck on my balls.
[blow blow]
Some guys would get That don't impress me much.
ping
Two for one at this event.
People who shouldn't sing or be naked doing both.
Uff-dah...
Hey, I'm not into seeing fat dudes and asians sing in the buff. They are the only ones who sing Karaoke, aren't they?
Joe Cocker
LOLOL. There ain't that much bier in Berlin.
I do a killer rendition of "I'm a little tea pot short and stout" in german....unless it's cold out of course.....
Ask Eeeeek to do his version of Marilyn Monroes .....Happy Birthday Mr President.... for ya'll.......it's a hoot !
ROTFL! I can't take anymore. I'm going to sleep.
Nighty Nite ! ....Don't let the bugs bite !
>>>>St. Pierre said 120 people have signed up for Naked Karaoke on Saturday night, but he is unsure of how many people will actually show up and bare all.
Those most likely to do it are the ones least likely to look good doing it...
"Someone could get hurt if I were to sing 'Do the Twist.'"
You mean, SOMETHING could get hurt.
Just sing into the microphone honey.
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