Yeee hawwww!
Posted on 02/08/2005 7:25:02 PM PST by stainlessbanner
I have to admit the upcoming Dukes of Hazzard movie has a strong supporting cast. Seann William Scott and Johnny Knoxville will play the good old boys, Bo and Luke Duke. Willie Nelson will play Uncle Jesse. Burt Reynolds is the surprising, yet promising, choice for Boss Hogg. And, finally, Jessica Simpson will step off the set of her made-for-TV marriage and into some short shorts as the Pride of Hazzard County, Daisy Duke. Granted, most movies based on old shows pack as much punch as Newfound Glory singing Celine Dion,but, so far, this one's looking pretty good.
Everything rests on its real star's rooftop, though. And, by "real star," I of course mean the Duke boys' orange Dodge Charger,the General Lee. Oh, it'll be there, all right. And no doubt it'll soar through the air as our folk heroes outrun the law and save the family farm from the land-grabbing Hogg. But that's a given. The make-or-break question here is this: Will the General Lee sport a Confederate flag on its rooftop? Or will it receive a politically correct, postmodern paint job?
Well, based on some of the photos I've seen, it appears that the flag is still there.
Thank God.
The truth is, I was prepared to boycott this movie. Or rebel against it. When I first heard they were bringing Bo and Luke to the big screen, I heard they were planning to leave the flag off--which, to me, defeats everything the characters stand for. In fact, the Dukes of Hazzard aren't the Dukes of Hazzard without it. They're just a couple of cousins in a beat-up old car. And where's the fun in that? Fortunately, though, the Wall Street Journal reports that Warner Bros. will keep the flag after all. While this comes with a caveat (Bo and Luke will acknowledge the flag's less-than-favorable reputation), I can think of at least three reasons why the studio made the right move.
First of all, yes, many people interpret the Confederate flag as a slice of nostalgia for America's slave-trading past. However, the past is like Vegas; what happens there stays there forever and ever, amen. Today, the flag is more divisive than it was when the Dukes first hit the air. Our sensibility is different. I understand that. But the Confederacy was a thing of the past by the time the show started in 1979. It's a thing of the past in 2005, too. Just because we're more sensitive now doesn't mean Southern secession happened in the last 20 years. So if folks in the North can tell folks in the South, "The war is over," then I say: Exactly. Get over it. Let 'em paint the car.
Second, believe it or not, there are folks in this world who don't see the rebel flag as a symbol of racism. It's true. And they're easy to spot, these people. Yeah. They're the ones who wear rebel flags who insist they're not racists. Why is it everyone questions their motives? For some, this flag is a symbol of Southern heritage. For others, it's a fashion statement. Not everyone believes the Civil War was waged to "free the slaves." This doesn't mean slavery was right. But it doesn't mean the war was right, either. Look, I'm not saying the flag hasn't been used as a racist symbol, or that it isn't embraced by some racists. But not everyone who wears or flies it does so for racist reasons. Where's the logic in prejudging prejudice? Why assume the worst?
Finally, if you're going to rip the rebel flag off the General Lee, you might as well slap down Old Glory and call it the General Grant instead. This is my main reason for thinking Warner Bros. did the right thing. Taking the flag off the General Lee is like taking Mount Rushmore out of textbooks. It's like blurring out the gray soldiers in Gods and Generals (or adding colors to any of Ted Turner's other favorite films).
The General Lee is a genuine piece of modern Americana. The Dukes of Hazzard weren't anti-abolitionists; they were "good old boys, never meanin' no harm." Their bootlegging, backwoods country lifestyle--their love for dust-ups and fast-drivin' fun--is the stuff of American legend. Boss Hogg is Big Business, you see. But the bad kind of Big Business. A monopolist. An exploiter of eminent domain. He's the East India Tea Co. to Sheriff Rosco's paternalistic King George. Bo and Luke Duke are revolutionaries. They're freedom fighters. They';re everything we've ever been taught to admire about America. The mountain might get em, but the law never will. And as for Daisy,well, she's just fun to look at.
That's why there needs to be a Confederate flag in this movie. Without it, the General Lee is occupied territory. It suggests the Duke boys are submissive that before they've so much as fought the law, the law has won. And if that's the case, why see the movie at all?
So three cheers to Warner Bros. for making the right decision. Now let's just hope the picture doesn't suck.
Breaker Breaker, Country Cousin you gotcher ears on?
I wish they asked someone who looked like Daisy Duke. They just had to make it so generation X-Y-Z.
Craaaaaaazy Cooter comin' atcha'!
That's mine! LOL a little GL for a little person hehe.
It coulda been Britney. :o)
Good point.
(P.S. I like it. I want one.)
Yeee hawwww!
Wow that's hardcore.
They would have been better lifting Daisy's Jeeper and leave the Charger a muscle car.
But....still....
(You didn't think I'd stop with just one pic, didja? :o)
Agreed.
She has gorgeous hair. Is that her real hair color?
Hair?
Hair?
Oh, hair.
I think so. :o)
I like Jessica Simpson, but the ribs are a turn off. Too much weight off for the movie. Daisy Duke was a curvaceous babe with no visible ribs. I'll be watching the movie for the car strictly. I expect your professional report on her performance :-)
Don't worry, I shall be watching closely. :o)
I'm glad they'll maintain the integrity of Gen. Lee (here's one for the good guys) but honestly, I was never a fan of the original series and won't be of this one. Think I'll stick with The History Channel. Texas Forever!
God bless,
~T
LOL!
But Burt is totally miscast as Boss Hogg. The late Sorrell Booke owned that role -- and he ought to have, as hard as he worked to get down a passable South Georgia accent (he was from Brooklyn). He was really great as Boss Hogg. A very solid comic actor.
Burt ought to be playing the boys' Cousin Curtis from over in Troup County. He ought to be driving a black Buick Grand National with a shaker hood. And if they need a new Boss, they ought to get Jerry Reed to come play him (Jerry can play some bad guys!), as the late Boss's lounge-lizardy nephew from Atmore, where he used to be a crooked prison guard before he got caught and pulled four years of his own, back when.
And whiny-ass Leftism or no, Cooter ought to be back with that same accent and the manner that spelled "God, that boy got left behind the door, didn't he?"
(You notice the dust cloud is the right color, too!)
Count me among the people who like the old Daisy better, too -- the girl had some flesh on her bones (that said, COME START MY FAMILY).
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