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DUmmie FUnnies 02-08-05 ("Billboard Blitz to Rub Salt in Our Wounds")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | February 8, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 02/08/2005 5:37:18 PM PST by PJ-Comix

DUmmie feelings have been hurt because of billboards thanking the jaded Leftist Hollywood celebs for helping make the Bush re-election victory possible as you can see in this DUmmie THREAD titled, “Billboard Blitz to Rub Salt in Our Wounds.” The DUmmies thoughtfully provided us with the text of the HUMAN EVENTS ARTICLE which describes the billboards that they are outraged about. As usual the outraged DUmmie Crybabying is in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, watching the Hollyweird scene from atop the billboard, is in the [brackets]:

Billboard Blitz to Rub Salt in Our Wounds: Look at the BILLBOARDS citizensunited.org is planning on displaying in Hollywood during the month of February, and near the Academy Awards ceremony. Not only are these people Criminal, they're also CRUEL!! Does anybody doubt now that we are being TOO NICE?! We need our own Billboards & they need to tell America THE TRUTH about ELECTION FRAUD!!

[Put up your own billboard about “Election Fraud. We need the comedy relief. And now let us read the Human Events article you provided about the billboard that caused you to throw a conniption fit…]

HUMAN EVENTS has learned that a billboard blitz "thanking" Hollywood for the reelection of President Bush will be unveiled early next week.

The advertisements feature the faces of liberal Hollywood icons Michael Moore, Whoopi Goldberg, Ben Affleck, Martin Sheen, Chevy Chase, Barbara Streisand, and Sean Penn, and offer thanks to Hollywood their help getting President Bush reelected.

Two versions of the billboard were created, both "thanking" Hollywood -- the first for "4 more years" and the second for "W. Still President."

Billboard creator Citizens United, a group that advocates a return to traditional American values, has purchased the use of three billboards near the Kodak Theatre (home of the Academy Awards) for the month of February, which includes Oscar Night, Sunday, February 27.

[BRILLIANT!!! Plus all the DUmmie and Leftist outrage is SURE to give the billboards ADDED publicity!]

This is insane. Can these folks do anything about this false advertizing??

[Only if the celebs DID support Bush in 2004. Something they would NEVER admit.]

Freedom of speech is a bitch, ain't it? Quakerfriend, the billboard is not "advertising" anything. It is not offering goods or service to the public. Therefore, no "false advertising." The billboards in question are an expression of political speech, paid for the speaker. As such, they are protected by the First Amendment. Your political opponents have the same freedom and protection to speak that you do. If you wanted to, you could rent that same billboard, put up a sign that says, "We wuz robbed!" with a picture of Bush dressed like the Hamburglar, and get your message out. Maybe you should start a fundraiser!

[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]

Politically polarizing statements in view of public thoroughfares create a distraction among drivers in general and make roadways less safe for the general public. There's your argument for banning overtly political speech on billboards. Advertising is fine, slogans of a 'soft' nature are fine, but please... nothing that would make certain people- on either side, right or left- white with rage. That has no place on the roads.

[That’s a new one. Ban political free speech because it might cause vehicular accidents.]

They won't last a week................in Tinsel Town. Either that or they'll be "altered" to make bush look like the idiot he is. There are some fantastic billboard freelancers in Cali, I'm sure these won't go unscathed.

[Hmmm….Why do I think that some Freepers will be watching those billboards like hawks this month 24/7 in order to catch DUmmie billboard defacers in the act?]

Let's all say it together: "Sore winners" The repukes are just flat-out DAMAGED. They've grabbed all the power, and STILL they're angry and defensive, hostile and bitter. It's pathalogical, it really is.

[Actually they just enjoy a good bellylaugh at the expense of the DUmmies. And your outrage just makes the laughing even better.]

They are absolutely DERANGED and PATHOLOGICAL.

[Laughing AT DUmmies must be legislated into law as a Thought Crime.]

they have 2 do this because they know they R in a weakened position. The election was rigged. They know it, we know it and they know that we know, so they have 2 continuously remind people every chance they get.

[You’re on a roll! Don’t stop your comedy shtick just yet.]

The nice thing is that they will not enjoy a moment of peace knowing that they didn't really win the election! BILLBOARDS...YES...could be the answer for us too!!

[May I recommend an “I BELIEVE” themed billboard?]

balloons filled with red paint will quickly put an end to that BS.

[Balloons filled with red paint will quickly make you cellmates to lonely hardcore prisoners who are just waiting for you to bend over to pick up the shower room soap.]

I think they ARE trying to instigate the Hollywood people to become more pro-active, because in their pin heads they are convinced the Hollywood types actually help them get votes.

[The Democrats are just one more Springsteen concert away from extinction.]

Too funny! These billboards will be up during the Oscars and you know they'll get alot of coverage.

[Absolutely so wipe that smile off your face you LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]

I am going to puke.

[Keep barfing. It’s only going to get worse for the DUmmies.]

please post this in the ca forum. when they get hit with the paint bombs, or whatever, i want to see the pics. and we have to be prepared to contribute to the defense of any partiots that get in trouble over it.

[Note to CitizensUnited.Org: Have video cameras trained on and around those billboards 24/7. Freeper patrols would be helpful too. (And too bad if the paint bombs end up covering the DUmmies in Bolshevik Red.)]

Yep, all those Hollywood Dems need to get some of those.......paintball guns and do a little target shooting! LOL

[SMILE! You’re on CANDID CAMERA! Now you’re OFF TO JAIL!!!]

Unfortunately, their tactics are winning more senators & congressman/woman for them. I guess the masses are not as smart as we think. They can only understand childish tactics. Our schools need to do a better job of educating the masses.

[Send the masses to the Che Guevara Day Care Center.]

In LA, I give those billboards a day. Tops.

[I give any potential billboard defacer a day, tops, to stay out of jail. Thanx for putting CitizensUnited.Org on the alert, DUmmies!]


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To: PJ-Comix
I rarely look at DU but when I do, I'm amazed at how scary that side thinks. If you've ever been forced to read the book, "I'm o.k. You're o.k." which I doubt many of you have, it is very easy to identify which state of mind they speak from. The "child" of course. It's amazing how the "party of inclusion" is only inclusive when you think what they want you to think. Sort of like, Islamo Fascism. If you think like them, you're o.k. but if you don't you're scum and we'll kill you.
21 posted on 02/08/2005 5:51:07 PM PST by Shortwave (Supporting Bush was a duty one owed to the fallen. Now, it is an honor.)
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To: PJ-Comix
"They know it, we know it and they know that we know" Image Hosted by ImageShack.us So when I bend over......
22 posted on 02/08/2005 5:51:17 PM PST by cripplecreek (they call me tater.)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

Like I said, CitizensUnited.Org needs to have video cameras trained on those billboards 24/7.


23 posted on 02/08/2005 5:52:01 PM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: cripplecreek

"Hey, Norton!"


24 posted on 02/08/2005 5:52:25 PM PST by Choose Ye This Day (America is a great country. 38 million illegal aliens can't be wrong.)
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To: cripplecreek

"Way to go there, Ralphie boy!"


25 posted on 02/08/2005 5:53:11 PM PST by Choose Ye This Day (America is a great country. 38 million illegal aliens can't be wrong.)
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To: Choose Ye This Day

The result is the same isn't it?


26 posted on 02/08/2005 5:53:27 PM PST by cripplecreek (they call me tater.)
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To: PJ-Comix

The DUmmies are just upset that the billboards failed to recognize their role in getting Bush re-elected. :)

-Dan

27 posted on 02/08/2005 5:53:52 PM PST by Flux Capacitor (HOWARD THE DUCK in 2008)
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To: PJ-Comix
they have 2 do this because they know they R in a weakened position. The election was rigged. They know it, we know it and they know that we know, so they have 2 continuously remind people every chance they get.

Well that certainly clears it all up.

I know that you know that I know that U R 2 stupid to right an intelligent sentence.

28 posted on 02/08/2005 5:54:02 PM PST by carlr
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To: PJ-Comix
Politically polarizing statements in view of public thoroughfares create a distraction among drivers in general and make roadways less safe for the general public.

And billboards of scantily clad starlets don't?

29 posted on 02/08/2005 5:55:00 PM PST by moonpie57 (Fred Howell McMurray, Jr...The man on my POW bracelet)
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To: PJ-Comix
I guess the masses are not as smart as we think.

I just love this. You couldn't make this stuff up.

30 posted on 02/08/2005 5:55:02 PM PST by Argus
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To: PJ-Comix
The fun part is if they go with the paintball idea there are going to be multiple charges
31 posted on 02/08/2005 5:55:34 PM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear ( At least now we know that migrating elephant herds react badly to flaming motor homes...)
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To: PJ-Comix
LOL!!

It couldn't have happened to a meaner, crueler, more deserving bunch.

Normally, I'm not for gloating but when the sore losers are as sore as the DUmmies, decorum demands gloating.
32 posted on 02/08/2005 5:55:45 PM PST by Duke Nukum ("They think we're not generous? Mr. Scott, prepare to beam over billions of cats to the U.N.")
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To: PJ-Comix
Who posted this over a DUmmieLand? lol

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x1578141#1578218

KajaC (7 posts) Tue Feb-08-05 08:10 PM
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14. Get used to....

.....that face with the others on Mt. Rushmore. That's where Bush's face will be one day, and there's nothing you can do to stop it. Your lame ass web site is full of propaganda and BS. You people are sick. You think Iraqi women were better off under Saddam? Sure. As long as they were Sunnis. Unfortunately, as you likely know, they account for a small percentage of the population.

You people think freedom is good enough for you, but not good enough for others. Do you have any idea what would have happened to you morons had you spoken about Hussein the way you speak about our President while residing in Iraq. DEAD. That is what you would be. Your own stupidity prevents you from seeing the great vision this President has and the accomplishments he has managed despite your arrogant ignorance.

50 million people are freer today because of his decisions. (Most Afghans and Iraqis think you're a bunch of shmucks and proved it by voting which half you dope-smoking, tree huggers probably forgot to do.)

All Americans pay less taxes today because of him, and the income tax has become more progressive. (FACT, morons. Look it up.)

There will be a prescription drug benefit as part of Medicare because of him. (Sorry you don't have that issue to scare old people with anymore.)

Social Security will be fixed because of him.

Libya no longer has WMD because of him. (A fact you conveniently overlook all the time.)

That's four-years work kids. More in four years than Clinton and Carter accomplished in 12. How bout that?

If you really want to know why your party is on the verge of collapsing, it's because real people think you are complete morons. You think you're smart, but you're so damn stupid sometimes, it's amazing. There are good Democrats. Joe Lieberman is one of them. But he was to toward the middle for you dopes. He was the only one of the loons you had running for the nomination that stood a chance against Bush and you picked one of the worst. Did you people do any opposition research on Kerry? He was a disaster waiting to happen. Sure enough it happened.

Anyway-you probably quit reading a long time ago, but should you still be reading, here's a question. If y'all are so smart, how come you can't figure out how to win a national election? Why can't you regain control of the House? Senate? Don't give me any Keith Olbermann OHIO BS either. Y'all slashed tires in Wisconsin and perpetrated several frauds on election day and prior to. But you won't think about a real solution to the Democrats problem. It's not in your nature. You'll just bitch and complain how unfair things are. Sniff. Sniff.

I won't look for an answer. I'm going back to the Free Republic....after I take a shower. You people make me feel dirty.

Sayonara, DUmmies. [thread is still going....]

33 posted on 02/08/2005 5:56:46 PM PST by Roscoe Karns
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To: PJ-Comix
"...Not only are these people Criminal, they're also CRUEL!!..."

Oh, boo-hoo, get over it. So we're cruel, you are immoral. Now we're even.

"...Can these folks do anything about this false advertizing??"

What's false? Bush won and Hollyweird is in part to thank. Can someone do something about the lack of spelling skills?

"They've grabbed all the power, and STILL they're angry and defensive, hostile and bitter."

Hostile? Bitter? No, moron, we're not hostile and bitter we're happy and cheerful. What you're feeling is ridicule.

34 posted on 02/08/2005 5:56:58 PM PST by infidel29 (America is GREAT because she is GOOD, the moment she ceases to be GOOD, she ceases to be GREAT- B.F.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Unfortunately, their tactics are winning more senators & congressman/woman for them.
[Yes, yes they are. Isn't it swell?]

I guess the masses are not as smart as we think.
[ROFLOL! Only today they had a DUFU thread about how ignorant and stooooooopid the Flyover Country yokels are. Can't make up their minds: Rovian geniuses or rural ignoramuses.]

They can only understand childish tactics.
[Is that why that is their tactic of choice? Childishness in an attempt to reach out to the masses in a way we Flyovers can understand?]

Our schools need to do a better job of educating the masses.
Whoa! Their schools? A better job of educating (brainwashing) the masses? Someone let the cat out of the bag! Hello, NEA? Cleanup needed on aisle 4.]

35 posted on 02/08/2005 5:58:02 PM PST by shezza
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To: hal_walker

congrats...sorry for the delay, I'm helping my step daughter practice for the spelling bee.


36 posted on 02/08/2005 5:58:50 PM PST by infidel29 (America is GREAT because she is GOOD, the moment she ceases to be GOOD, she ceases to be GREAT- B.F.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Politically polarizing statements in view of public thoroughfares create a distraction among drivers in general and make roadways less safe for the general public. There's your argument for banning overtly political speech on billboards. Advertising is fine, slogans of a 'soft' nature are fine, but please... nothing that would make certain people- on either side, right or left- white with rage. That has no place on the roads.

Frightening speak...They truely believe this crap is legit legislation according to the constitution.

37 posted on 02/08/2005 5:59:27 PM PST by smith288 ("Bravery is not a reaction to fear but the act of ignoring it from honor.")
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To: PJ-Comix
Mean people suck!


38 posted on 02/08/2005 6:00:02 PM PST by Roscoe Karns
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To: PJ-Comix

To put in DUmmiespeak:

omg that is so f*ckin funny they acutally put that up i cant beleive it too funny lol rotf how can they get away with that isnt there some kind of law shrub bushco haliburton cheney abu grab rove



39 posted on 02/08/2005 6:00:17 PM PST by Ostlandr (Free Leonard Pelteir! Read "In the Spirit of Crazy Horse.")
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To: Roscoe Karns

I bet her "membership" in DUmmieland was revoked a split-second after that hit the DUmmie screens.

This was probably not a Free Republican working undercover over there, though; it sounds more like a fellow conservative or fellow Republican from another web-site.


40 posted on 02/08/2005 6:01:59 PM PST by franksolich (Norge uber alles)
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