Posted on 02/04/2005 12:53:45 PM PST by PJ-Comix
As we have seen over and over and over again in edition after edition of the DUmmie FUnnies, the DUmmies are far left wackos. For proof one need either just pick a DUFU edition at random (including yesterday’s incredible DUmmie rant) or almost any thread in DUmmieland. Therefore it is hilarious that the DUmmies are OUTRAGED over being labeled as an extremist organization of the Left as you can see in this DUmmie THREAD titled, “DU is on par with Aryan Nation?” The DUmmies were labeled extremist on a par with Aryan Nation on this EXTREMIST ORGANIZATIONS website. The outraged EXTREMIST DUmmie posts are in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent is in the [brackets]:
Notice that Free Republic isn't listed. That site has no credibility.
[Actually the site has great credibility. Take a look at your fellow Dummies’ posts, DUmmie. Just yesterday some Dummie posted a thread stating that Bush was not only worse than Hitler but was worse than just about every dictator ever. Of course, Lenin and Stalin were left off that list since the DUmmie probably considers them to be “progressives.”]
This is a horseshit website. Who cares what these assholes think? FreeRepublic is probably the sponsors. Absolute horseshit.
[Excuses, excuses. Just look in the mirror to see extremism.]
DU is just liberal. I don't even think a fifth of us would qualify as "leftists".
[HUH? And all this time the DUmmies have been denying they are liberals. I don’t even think a fifth of you would qualify as “rational.”]
I would like to wrest control back from the NEOCONS. Is THAT radical? IS THAT F*CKING GROUP ON THE LIST? PNAC? American Enterprise? If neither of those are, this list has zero credibility.
[What was that you said about not being extremist? Some obscure think tank and you get worked up into a mouth frothing RAGE at the mere mention of its name.]
very disturbing extremist is not what DU is.. skinner needs to respond
[Skinner needs to remove 95% of the DUmmie threads in order to avoid that extremist label.]
No need to respond to this crap. What a waste of time that would be. Of course we're not extremist - the creator of that website probably took one look at the word underground and jumped to conclusions.
[Or maybe he read this DUmmie post from just YESTERDAY: “He is the most despicable person I can imagine, even looking back on world history. NO ONE is worse than he is. Not Hitler. Not Genghis Khan. Not Hannibal. Not Napoleon. No One. Not Lucifer himself.”]
They have international a.n.s.w.e.r. listed as a neo-stalinist group.
[Well, um, if you don’t think A.N.S.W.E.R. isn’t extremist then Dummieland must not be since they share almost identical viewpoints.]
Um, A.N.S.W.E.R. IS a neo-Stalinist group. Don't know about the rest of what the site says (haven't looked yet) but ANSWER is what it is.
[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]
Can't say i'm a fan of the worker's world party but ANSWER is still fine in my book.
[As I stated before, A.N.S.W.E.R. and DUmmieland are almost identical in their viewpoints.]
Some of the 9/11 theories floating around here are pretty strange. The site varies a great deal, but there are some very odd posts from time to time.
[Yeah. Like all those DUmmies agreeing with Ward Churchill that the 9-11 victims were “little Eichmans.” And you still don’t think DUmmieland is extremist?]
DUmmies in extreme
That is what we are
Hear us yell and scream
How can we be wrong
Yell like Howard Dean
Do another "YEEAARRGGHHH!"
And we reply from the gutter, ah-ha
With one cussword or another, ah-ha
I like it.
They can't get people to donate just because they feel like they want to support the site (like here). Instead, they have to bribe people to give using the star (which renders a great deal of invincibility), search functions and other incentives. They don't even believe in themselves enough to just have donors.
Yep. That's the ad I'm talking about. Had no idea those were out on the web.
[and a star (for donating) On DU, you can't even use the search function without being a donor.]
Therein lies the dilemma for me. I would LOVE to go over there and really wreak havoc, but to DONATE to them? Ewww.
DUmmie Faye:
LOL -
I'll give odds Faye was liquored up when she had those tattoos done. And from the looks of it the tattoo artist may have been also.
Would you want that woman to teach your children?
<<bad eyesight, Madam; bleary-eyed from poring over income tax returns.
Fortunately for the future of America, sir, she's not a teacher.
The DUmmie "Faye" is from New Jersey, and when not attending protests, works for a temporary services agency (secretarial, file-clerk, whatnot); she used to be a waitress, and is headed back into that profession, but she wishes to be in "customer service" of some sort (with a nuclear-engineer's paycheck).....but she "dislikes" dealing with people (her quote, not mine).
You figure it out; I can't.
I gave up trying to figure out these people long ago. Talk about an exercise (or should it be exorcise) in futility!
I wouldn't if Faye scratches herself like dogs do?
Hey, PJ!
I love it- the DUmmies don't consider themselves leftists!!!
Interesting that they're almost totally ignorant of even their own political philosophy. I've read Marx, Engels, et. al.- haven't gotten around to Mao's "Little Red Book" yet, but it's on my list.
Not this bunch.
These dain-bramaged kids probably think Stalin was an elected president, and that Marx and Engels are the Republican senators from West Dakota.
Q. Where is Lenin buried?
A. In a Communist Plot.
Considering the size of those upper arms, if by nice, you mean HUGE, then I probably believe you.
She is one of those women that carry a few extra pounds well and actually look better for it. Rene Zellwigger is one. Most plus size models are others. If you are an Adult Swim fan then you have seen the girl in the purple top and mini-skirt dancing in the "Aqua Teen Hunger Force Promos." That is what I am talking about, except with bigger fun bubbles.
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