DUmmie FUnnies 02-04-05 (DUmmies OUTRAGED At Being Labeled "Extremist")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | February 4, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[PJ-Comix]

As we have seen over and over and over again in edition after edition of the DUmmie FUnnies, the DUmmies are far left wackos. For proof one need either just pick a DUFU edition at random (including yesterday’s incredible DUmmie rant) or almost any thread in DUmmieland. Therefore it is hilarious that the DUmmies are OUTRAGED over being labeled as an extremist organization of the Left as you can see in this DUmmie THREAD titled, “DU is on par with Aryan Nation?” The DUmmies were labeled extremist on a par with Aryan Nation on this EXTREMIST ORGANIZATIONS website. The outraged EXTREMIST DUmmie posts are in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent is in the [brackets]:

Notice that Free Republic isn't listed. That site has no credibility.

[Actually the site has great credibility. Take a look at your fellow Dummies’ posts, DUmmie. Just yesterday some Dummie posted a thread stating that Bush was not only worse than Hitler but was worse than just about every dictator ever. Of course, Lenin and Stalin were left off that list since the DUmmie probably considers them to be “progressives.”]

This is a horseshit website. Who cares what these assholes think? FreeRepublic is probably the sponsors. Absolute horseshit.

[Excuses, excuses. Just look in the mirror to see extremism.]

DU is just liberal. I don't even think a fifth of us would qualify as "leftists".

[HUH? And all this time the DUmmies have been denying they are liberals. I don’t even think a fifth of you would qualify as “rational.”]

I would like to wrest control back from the NEOCONS. Is THAT radical? IS THAT F*CKING GROUP ON THE LIST? PNAC? American Enterprise? If neither of those are, this list has zero credibility.

[What was that you said about not being extremist? Some obscure think tank and you get worked up into a mouth frothing RAGE at the mere mention of its name.]

very disturbing extremist is not what DU is.. skinner needs to respond

[Skinner needs to remove 95% of the DUmmie threads in order to avoid that extremist label.]

No need to respond to this crap. What a waste of time that would be. Of course we're not extremist - the creator of that website probably took one look at the word underground and jumped to conclusions.

[Or maybe he read this DUmmie post from just YESTERDAY: “He is the most despicable person I can imagine, even looking back on world history. NO ONE is worse than he is. Not Hitler. Not Genghis Khan. Not Hannibal. Not Napoleon. No One. Not Lucifer himself.”]

They have international a.n.s.w.e.r. listed as a neo-stalinist group.

[Well, um, if you don’t think A.N.S.W.E.R. isn’t extremist then Dummieland must not be since they share almost identical viewpoints.]

Um, A.N.S.W.E.R. IS a neo-Stalinist group. Don't know about the rest of what the site says (haven't looked yet) but ANSWER is what it is.

[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]

Can't say i'm a fan of the worker's world party but ANSWER is still fine in my book.

[As I stated before, A.N.S.W.E.R. and DUmmieland are almost identical in their viewpoints.]

Some of the 9/11 theories floating around here are pretty strange. The site varies a great deal, but there are some very odd posts from time to time.

[Yeah. Like all those DUmmies agreeing with Ward Churchill that the 9-11 victims were “little Eichmans.” And you still don’t think DUmmieland is extremist?]

[NonLinear]

[rerouted message]

[Tom602]

before I blast you to ashes

Extremest!

All of your ashes are belong to US!

[NonLinear]

The Great Sea Monkeys Ripoff was the second major innocence shattering truth that occurred in most American kid's lives, taking place about a year or two after the first -- the Santa Isn't Real Enlightenment.

X-Ray Specs...stupid feather in a goofy cardboard insert in some cheap plastic frames. I saved pennies for a month to order those. Then the rolls broke the post office machine, since they were just in an envelope. Got a call from the postmaster on that one!

The end of innocence. However, I'm sure I had bad intentions in ordering them. If I remember right, the advertisement had a cartoon girl in the pitch. They knew all about pre-adolescent hormones.
Yep - there it is...

[GeronL]

Yeah, that's the DUmmie "Faye," sir, the one who wants a "good job" in "customer relations," but who doesn't want to deal with people;

LOL!!

[GeronL]

I am curious. I had heard about those thing but never saw one. If you sent your money to them, what did they send you?

A packet of brine shrimp

[NRA1995]

"very disturbing extremist is not what DU is.. skinner needs to respond"

Skinner is probably too busy plotting how he and the DUbie Brothers can all jump up and down at the same time and cause an earthquake. I think "very disturbing extremist" (even though this isn't what the person posting this meant to say but slept through grammar)describes these escaped mental patients to a "T."

[NRA1995]

Well, there went my coffee all over the monitor.....YUCK!

[NRA1995]

For most of the DUbie Brothers, "torture" would be having to bathe, shave and shampoo.

[NRA1995]

Must really chafe them to be listed above David Duke.

[franksolich]

Really, that is her attitude, sir; the DUmmie "Faye" expects a job with a high paycheck, in "customer service," but dislikes dealing with people. She has posted comments to that effect in DUmmieland too many times to count, without seeing the contradiction (not to mention the unrealistic expectation of getting well-paid).

[Tijeras_Slim]

I was tipped to a DU thread where one was going on about having managed to survive here for months before getting the boot. Was soliciting advice on how to be more successful next time.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x2575200

Thought you might peruse.

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Can you imagine claiming Pearl Harbor was a trick by FDR to consolidate his dictatorial grip on the US...

Don't look now but that has been claimed.

Something that is overlooked when talking about WWII is that the government did indeed censor the media during that time. GWB has never attempted to infringe on civil liberties the way FDR did.

[cgbg]

they should just leave

How about making the post not as a statement but rather a question.

Something like:

"Have any of you moved to Canada since November? Do you think you made the right decision? I am thinking about making the move and would appreciate your thoughts?"

That should flush a few moonbats out of their Commie cave.

[lutz]

Really, that is her attitude, sir; the DUmmie "Faye" expects a job with a high paycheck, in "customer service," but dislikes dealing with people. She has posted comments to that effect in DUmmieland too many times to count, without seeing the contradiction (not to mention the unrealistic expectation of getting well-paid).

Wasn't she complaining about going back to waitressing? That girl looks fresh out of high school - she probably has no idea how the real world works...oh wait...she's a DUmmie, of course she has no idea how the real world works!

Love your insight on the DUmmies as always, sir!

[bootless]

Woo hoo - notice that CAIR is listed as an extremist organization, and that (ahem) PETA and Michael Moore are "gateway organizations."

Hmmmm.

[bootless]

I would wager that a good amount of DUmmies actually believe they are centrist, that the rest of the country actually believes what they believe. They are completely detached from reality.

Exactly. Or, to quote Bernard Goldberg, as one shark said to the other: "What water?"

[An Old Marine]

Big difference. Bush is a Republican. FDR was a Democrat. Makes all the difference in the world to them.

All true but that wasn't my point. You didn't see Republicans or just about anyone else behaving like the DU wackos in 1941.

[JLO]

Very interesting DUmmie thread - LOL! This one even tells her FR name.

Ping to gidget7. MEOW!

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"seriousstan (1000+ posts) Fri Feb-04-05 04:01 PM

9. Ive been there since Sept as gidget7

They are truly clueless."

[gidget7]

another who takes what he/she reads at DU as gospel! What is wrong with that premise I wonder.

Thanks for the support, the DUmmies will be so proud, and have a good laugh at having pulled one over on the Freepers!

Frankly I am disappointed in all of you who jumped on this DU bandwagon, I thought Freepers had more sense.