Wasn't she complaining about going back to waitressing? That girl looks fresh out of high school - she probably has no idea how the real world works...oh wait...she's a DUmmie, of course she has no idea how the real world works!
Love your insight on the DUmmies as always, sir!
The DUmmie "Faye" is, allegedly, 26 years old, or so she says. By the time I was 26, and you too, sir, we had already worked and starved our way through college, whereas this DUmmie strikes me as someone who lives in her parents' basement (her postings while revealing her fears about her "old car," never mention fears about paying the rent, paying the utilities, whatnot).
I suppose some on this "ping list" for P.J.'s always-brilliant DUmmie FUnnies might wonder why some of us, especially myself, seem to "pick on" this individual DUmmie, especially since "Faye" is not by any means the most eminent of the DUmmies in that excrescent cesspool.
The DUmmie "Faye" is, however, the stereotypical real honest genuine authentic DUmmie, symbolic of most of the other circa 10,000 real DUmmies. Her postings are so easy to spot (without even seeing the name), and her comments are so, well, utterly.....predictable. "Faye" is the poster-child, the flower-child, of DUmmieland.