The DUmmie "Faye" is, allegedly, 26 years old, or so she says. By the time I was 26, and you too, sir, we had already worked and starved our way through college, whereas this DUmmie strikes me as someone who lives in her parents' basement (her postings while revealing her fears about her "old car," never mention fears about paying the rent, paying the utilities, whatnot).
I suppose some on this "ping list" for P.J.'s always-brilliant DUmmie FUnnies might wonder why some of us, especially myself, seem to "pick on" this individual DUmmie, especially since "Faye" is not by any means the most eminent of the DUmmies in that excrescent cesspool.
The DUmmie "Faye" is, however, the stereotypical real honest genuine authentic DUmmie, symbolic of most of the other circa 10,000 real DUmmies. Her postings are so easy to spot (without even seeing the name), and her comments are so, well, utterly.....predictable. "Faye" is the poster-child, the flower-child, of DUmmieland.
I also think you are correct in saying that she lives at home in her parents basement, since she seems IMHO to be the type who wants something for nothing and will not even attempt to better herself (much like my lib-friend). She is the epitome of the next generation of communists. Also, absence of the normal bills is a very good catch, sir! I know if I was strapped for cash, the first bill I would have paid is the rent. Do you by chance know if she's even working now? I can't recall but for some reason, I doubt it.
Have you considered writing your own blog, sir? One that follows the DUmmies you select and analyzes them. If you eventually do, you must let me know! ^^