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IRAQI LEADER DEMANDING RECOUNT OF ‘TAINTED’ ELECTION
myself ^ | Jan. 31, 2004 | myself

Posted on 01/31/2005 8:56:27 AM PST by Michael.SF.

The former Vice-Governor from the province of Tin-Ah-Sea, the honorable Ahfsan Ali Al-Gori, who was the favored candidate to be elected as representative for his home region for the Peoples Democratic Party is demanding a recount in selected precincts of the region of Floafsondora. The recount is demanded due to what he says are questions and concerns over the voting methods and possible ballot confusion.

“The ballot was very confusing for me and many others” Mr. Al-Gori stated in a press conference. “It contained over 7,000 names from 12 parties. What is worse, My name appeared right next to the extremist Patafsah Al-Buchi. He is a madman, who demands equality for women.”

A spokesman for the PDP, Mr. Tehri Al-Macalful stated, “Indeed, sahib, the ballot was most confusing. It used the infamous post cocoon flying beetle ballot, the PCFB. This was most shrewd on the part of the opposition.”

When advised that representatives from the PDR participated in the design of the PCFB ballot, Mr. Al-Macalful replied. “That was what was so distressing that they were able to fool us this way, it was part of their plan all along. I do not believe that simply cutting off their hands will bring justice to our party and help us heal the nation. That would be too easy. We demand that all ballots be counted, fairly. If we cut off their hands, then how can we do this?


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: election; stolen
OK, just a lttle bit of fun.
1 posted on 01/31/2005 8:56:31 AM PST by Michael.SF.
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To: Michael.SF.
What is worse, My name appeared right next to the extremist Patafsah Al-Buchi. He is a madman, who demands equality for women.”

LOL

2 posted on 01/31/2005 8:58:12 AM PST by Echo Talon (http://echotalon.blogspot.com/)
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To: Michael.SF.

WOO HOO! Post of the day!


3 posted on 01/31/2005 8:59:18 AM PST by Paradox (Occam was probably right.)
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To: Michael.SF.
Phil Dragoo has linked the great video clip of the Iraqis voting. It is linked below.

The best 3 minutes we can spend learning about the brave people in Iraq are in the video below:

Democracy Prevails In Iraq

Please send this great link to you email list of friends and libs who backed the terrorists.

4 posted on 01/31/2005 8:59:22 AM PST by Grampa Dave (The MSM has been a weapon of mass disinformation for the Rats for at least 4 decades.)
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To: Michael.SF.

The Iraqi voter, most of whom have no formal education, were able to figure out a ballot with 256 different parties represented on it, yet, the Democrats argued that Blacks and old people could not figure out a simple butterfly ballot in the 2000 election. If I was Black or old I would take offense to being heralded as a race/group of idiots.


5 posted on 01/31/2005 9:01:32 AM PST by mlbford2 ("Never wrestle with a pig; you can't win, you just get filthy, and the pig loves it...")
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To: Michael.SF.

I'm leaning 60/40 that this is satire.


6 posted on 01/31/2005 9:02:20 AM PST by Izzy Dunne (Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
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To: Michael.SF.

I heard Algore is contesting the election - something about too many Iraqis voted for Pat Buchannan.


7 posted on 01/31/2005 9:06:33 AM PST by Psalm 73 ("Gentlemen, you can't fight in here - this is the War Room".)
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To: Michael.SF.


Very clever!


8 posted on 01/31/2005 9:25:16 AM PST by ishabibble
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To: Grampa Dave
Boy oh boy....that is a great video...thanks!

9 posted on 01/31/2005 9:30:29 AM PST by shield (The Greatest Scientific Discoveries of the Century Reveal God!!!! by Dr. H. Ross, Astrophysicist)
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To: shield

Thanks and you are welcome.

Please share it with your friends and relatives.


10 posted on 01/31/2005 9:34:21 AM PST by Grampa Dave (The MSM has been a weapon of mass disinformation for the Rats for at least 4 decades.)
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I already have....sent it out through cyberspace to all my family an email friends!!! ;o)

It is truly a wonderful video...sending chills throughout your body.

11 posted on 01/31/2005 9:40:45 AM PST by shield (The Greatest Scientific Discoveries of the Century Reveal God!!!! by Dr. H. Ross, Astrophysicist)
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To: Grampa Dave

I got chills watching that video. Thanks for posting that link!


12 posted on 01/31/2005 9:45:49 AM PST by 2nd amendment mama ( www.2asisters.org • Self defense is a basic human right!)
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To: 2nd amendment mama; shield

"I got chills watching that video."

I'm getting chills just reading the comments about chills from you and the replies from my email list about this clip.


13 posted on 01/31/2005 9:49:10 AM PST by Grampa Dave (The MSM has been a weapon of mass disinformation for the Rats for at least 4 decades.)
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To: Grampa Dave

LOL ;o)


14 posted on 01/31/2005 9:52:26 AM PST by shield (The Greatest Scientific Discoveries of the Century Reveal God!!!! by Dr. H. Ross, Astrophysicist)
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To: Grampa Dave

Thanks for the video link. I just sent it to the wife of one of our soldiers who was part of the security this weekend.


15 posted on 01/31/2005 10:03:35 AM PST by bonfire
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To: bonfire

"Thanks for the video link. I just sent it to the wife of one of our soldiers who was part of the security this weekend."

GREAT!



16 posted on 01/31/2005 10:07:35 AM PST by Grampa Dave (The MSM has been a weapon of mass disinformation for the Rats for at least 4 decades.)
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