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DUmmie FUnnies 01-30-05 (DUmmies Slam Iraq Elections)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 30, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 01/30/2005 4:52:09 PM PST by PJ-Comix

The DUmmie response to the Iraq elections today has been somewhat subdued. They must be trying to figure out what position to take on the elections. To oppose the elections means to oppose what is now obviously the desire of the vast majority of the Iraqis who were thrilled to vote. However, their dilemma is that to support the elections means in their DUmmie minds to support the EVIL Bush regime. For these reasons, there has been relatively little commentary on the Iraq elections than I would have expected. However, FEAR NOT, the DUmmies haven’t completely given up their wacko viewpoints as you can see in this DUmmie THREAD titled, “DUers rooting AGAINST the elections??” As could be expected the vast majority of the DUmmies on this thread answered the question in the affirmative. And the others I suspect of being LOUSY FREEPER TROLLS including the original author of this thread. As usual, the bah humbug DUmmie comments are in Bolshevik Red while the commentary your humble correspondent, viewing them from the balcony of the Menshevik Hotel, is in the [brackets]:

DUers rooting AGAINST the elections?? WTF? Look, can't we oppose the war, the premise and Shrub but still hope for the best and think good thoughts for the BRAVE people in Iraq that are actually getting their asses to the polls?!? This is about the Iraqis at this point - NOT shrub. Yes Shrub will declare 'victory' because of it - but my priority has to be w/ the Iraqi people right now. The sooner they feel they have valid self determination, the harder it will be for shrub to just sit there and occupy them. I *am* conflicted about this - but, the bottom line, for me - This is GOOD for the Iraqis. Is it good for Shrub? I don't give a shit. I will fight shrubs agenda just as hard. But I am glad for the Iraqis today.

[Hmmm….. I am VERY suspicious of this post. It sounds TOO REASONABLE for the typical DUmmie. However, this poster did call Bush “Shrub” and sounded a bit like he was opposed to “Shrub.” But would that be a normal ploy to throw off the DUmmies. Okay, I am going out on the limb here and accuse this poster of being a LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]

You can't support democracy and support this sham. It's the obligation of every decent free thinking human being to call this what it is.

[PHEW! Back to the normal DUmmie insanity.]

They will be using tabulation computers. Completely hackable.

[Karl Rove FIXED the Iraqi elections. Fixing the Ohio vote was just a dry run for Iraq.]

There was no election, just a bullshit scam.

[A scam just like in Ohio.]

Nobody (or I at least dont think so) is agaisnt the elections in Iraq. This is probably one of the only good things that have happened so far.

[Umm…. Better check out the Dummie post just above yours.]

only real vote over there would be vote on whether or not to kick US out. Let's see them let them vote on that.

[How about a vote of confidence for the terrorists? I’m sure you could support that.]

I hope this works out for Iraq. These people have suffered enough - under Saddam, under Bush.

[According to DUmmie lore, they suffered much much worse under Bush.]

The only trouble with that is that the election was bush's idea. And he has never been demonstrably successful at anything important in his life.

[Except for winning the Presidency TWICE.]

"This is good for the Iraqis" WTF? WHAT is good for the Iraqis? A bogus stagecrafted *election* that was done only to support Bush's propaganda campaign? BUSH USED THOSE PEOPLE and LIED TO THEM to PROMOTE HIS AGENDA. Encouraging people to risk their lives for a bogus election is not doing anything GOOD. WHAT GOOD have we done for the Iraqis? ANSWER THAT QUESTION, PLEASE, I'd really like to know.

[Yeah. The Iraqis were better off giving 99.9% of their vote to Saddam Hussein in open and honest elections as opposed to this “stagecrafted” election.]

I PISS on bush's big parade. election schmection.

[You are obviously suffering from election dejection.]

Of course, anything to hurt Bush even at the expense of the Iraqis. Let them die, as long as Bush is discredited, it's worth it. Republicans vs. Democrats in DC is much important than the fate of Iraq. /sarcasm OFF

[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]

Iraqi "voters" are like the first weekend crowds for GIGLI about to be VERY disappointed. nothing but props for propaganda. the only 'winner' is bushco because it happened at all. the very thought that bushco would allow an honest election in Iraq (see, afghanistan and their US-installed oil puppet) is too silly to consider...i'm sure most DUers support DEMOCRATIC elections... and would prefer starting that process here at home BEFORE we PRETEND to export it.

[The EVIL Bush Regime would NEVER allow free elections. The Perfect Rovian Storm is fiendishly manipulating the Iraqi voters.]

This vote is a PNAC, neo-con, cabal, white house-media, corporate SHAM. If they gave one sxxt about Iraq, they wouldn't have killed 100,000 Iraqis and a smaller per cent of ours and the coalitions and made a mess of the rest of the lives of thousands more.

This election is a fraud. There are no good intentions on the part of the white house media and Halliburton - it is a sham of public relations that is as empty of heart as the proverbial devil him or herself.

I feel nothing but sorrow for the people of Iraq because of the dubious reason for their voting at this time. Today - we had 30+ deaths - now we have 30 days more of curfew - then we'll see how the next 30 number be represented.

Sham. Sham. Sham. Because the U.S. arranged it. I still want to know if the American Iraqis who voted were naturalized citizens of the U.S.? I want to know if any of the Iraqis voting outside of their country were paid or had their expense paid. That is how doubtful I am of the control of the White House and PNAC in this.

Where were the ballots printed - in Iraq - giving someone some business, or in the U.S., or on the copying machine at Halliburton. My apologies to all iraqis who believed in what they were doing. And I hope I'm wrong about the U.S. and media sham of it all. This has got to be the worst day of propaganda that we have ever experienced.

[Somebody out there PLEASE get this quote in front of Rush Limbaugh for tomorrow’s show. The country needs to hear what the Left REALLY thinks about the Iraq election.]

I'm for free and fair elections. Safe elections. I'm for a decent standard of living for all human beings, and the right to live without a military presence, foreign or domestic, breathing down their necks. Nothing of the sort is involved in these "elections." They're a sham, and the quagmire will continue; today's events don't change anything.

[Back to the day’s when Saddam Hussein won 99.9% of the vote in “free and fair elections.”

I am happy for the brave people of Iraq who faced off the insurgents and who had enough nerve to trust the security of their lives in the hands of an occupying force. For sure this was a victory AGAINST the insugents, if not a total victory for the Iraqi people. And that's GOOD thing.

[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]

Were this election to be unsuccessful, it may serve to broaden the mainstream U.S. media's debate about "miscalculations" (or deliberate errors, if you prefer) in Bush's overarching strategy - possibly leading to an awakening about the unfeasability of a perpetual "war on terror," which, in the advent of said awakening, might be much more beneficial to Iraqis than this showcase election would ever be.

[A rare moment of DUmmie honesty. This DUmmie wants the election to be UNSUCCESSFUL because it would hurt the Bush administration.]

Damn ....No wonder the Dem Party is rapidly becoming a FRACKIN' fringe group! It makes me weep. I watched people on TV today that had no teeth, some of which had no FREAKIN' legs, crawl to the polling places in Iraq. Dance in line. Give praise to god. I've been, occasionally, crying like a little girl the last hour watching the CNN and BBC election coverage. I thought my vote was precious in November. I didn't give the finger (while the Iraqis, who stained their fingers for easy indentification) to bombs and bombers while I did it. This was a great day. I don't care who's in the Oval. God bless the Iraqi people. GO a democratic Iraq.

[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]


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To: Charles Henrickson

This is a few days old, but anyway:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x2525462

in which DUmmie “Faye” disparages the waitressing profession


61 posted on 01/30/2005 6:05:26 PM PST by franksolich (always annoyingly polite)
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To: PJ-Comix
The evil Bush-co vs the Saintly Heinzco??? Your sacrifice sifting through that garbage is a huge service.

Pray for W and Our Freedom Fighting Troops

62 posted on 01/30/2005 6:05:32 PM PST by bray (The Rather-hate Scandal was to support Fraudulant 911)
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To: PJ-Comix
"P-NACing, Mr. Pinell? P-NACing?"

You have just won my heart.

63 posted on 01/30/2005 6:07:19 PM PST by EllaMinnow (Every time a leftist cries, an angel gets its wings.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

I PISS on bush's big parade. election schmection.

[You are obviously suffering from election dejection.]



I guess this nutcase is suffering from P.E.E.D.
(post election, election dejection)


64 posted on 01/30/2005 6:07:33 PM PST by Newtoidaho
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To: concretebob

Thanx. This is something the WHOLE COUNTRY needs to hear.


65 posted on 01/30/2005 6:08:13 PM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: PJ-Comix

Keep reporting these!!! This will eventually turn the world against the democrats!


66 posted on 01/30/2005 6:08:26 PM PST by trussell (I Never Frown, even when I am sad, because I never know who is falling in love with my Smile!!!)
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To: axel f; CAluvdubya
Project for a New American Century.
67 posted on 01/30/2005 6:10:07 PM PST by EllaMinnow (Every time a leftist cries, an angel gets its wings.)
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To: EllaMinnow

Thank you very much. I was beginning to think I was doomed never to know. LOL


68 posted on 01/30/2005 6:12:31 PM PST by CAluvdubya (From the RED part of California)
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To: trussell
Keep reporting these!!! This will eventually turn the world against the democrats!

This is why I call this the DUmmie Self-Marginalization phase.

69 posted on 01/30/2005 6:14:41 PM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: franksolich
"waitressing jobs are very demanding. they expect you to work ALL holidays and the expect you drop everything to come in and work when they need you. diners and bar/grill managers are assholes. to most of them you are easily replaceable and they usually won't give you any slack.

besides that, i HATE dealing with the public when it comes to customer service. i'm surprised i never spit in someone's food yet. customers can be such assholes man. "

Gee, I wonder why she has trouble holding a job?

70 posted on 01/30/2005 6:15:07 PM PST by Roscoe Karns
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To: PJ-Comix

Excellent work as usual, P.J., sir.

Since there were no DUmmie FUnnies for a couple of days--I figured you were burned out, and needed a time-out--I alas had to wallow in the swill over there more than usual.

You suppose Bev Harris is over there, setting up a new fund-raiser to prove fraud?

Also, did you hear that CNN sent a reporter to an empty school building, to report on the election turnout, and then got caught, because that school building was not a polling place? (When they were forced to set up shop at a real polling place, they had to report the obvious; that it was jampacked full of Iraqis waiting to vote.)


71 posted on 01/30/2005 6:17:39 PM PST by franksolich (always annoyingly polite)
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To: Roscoe Karns

DUmmie "Faye" doesn't want to be a receptionist, either, sir, because she dislikes the general public, as she frankly admits.


72 posted on 01/30/2005 6:20:05 PM PST by franksolich (always annoyingly polite)
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To: EllaMinnow
From DU:

patsified (1000+ posts) Sun Jan-30-05 09:32 AM
Response to Original message

30. Even if this were true

Even if all the Iraqis in the world are jumping up and down and clapping and dancing and crying for joy; even if there were really and truly 100% turnout for this election; even if the winner of this election were truly the choice to represent the majority of all Iraqis:

Was this worth destroying the United States of America? Was this worth sending our nation tumbling into the toilet? Was this worth destroying our reputation and the worth of our word in the world? Were the lies worth it? Was this worth the billions and billions of dollars emptied from our nation's treasury? Was the enrichment of Halliburton and the Carlyle Group worth it? Was this worth the bloodshed of soldiers and of innocents? Was it worth losing your arms, little Ali? Was there NO OTHER WAY to have achieved this? Am I supposed to jump up and down and clap and dance and cry for joy that MY nation has been turned into a shitpile and everyone in the world hates MY nation now? There is no democracy here in America, but I am supposed to be overwhelmed with good cheer that it exists for the Iraqis?

I can't think of a single cause outside of the borders of my country that would be worth destroying my country for. And that's what has happened, I don't care how happy the Iraqis are. I mourn what my country has become, and I am bitter because I know what she could have been. So I'm sorry if I can't join in the joy today"

Do we have to call this moron an American... do we really?

73 posted on 01/30/2005 6:20:13 PM PST by Diva Betsy Ross (Just say no to the ACLU!)
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To: PJ-Comix
I have no doubts that within a month after the election
that any of the elected who are still alive will be so deep in hiding so as to be totally ineffective.

74 posted on 01/30/2005 6:20:14 PM PST by granite (WHY ARE WE IN IRAQ?)
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To: PJ-Comix
One unidentified spokesman for our own U.S. Democratic Party claimed today that, "The Iraqi election officials may be failing to make sure that every vote be counted in today's election. The forty plus voters who were killed on the way to vote today should have their vote counted. We certainly make provisions for the dead to vote and they should too. How else can a 'fair and democratic process' of voting take place?"

/Sarcasm

75 posted on 01/30/2005 6:20:25 PM PST by SlightOfTongue
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To: SlightOfTongue
The forty plus voters who were killed on the way to vote today should have their vote counted.

Typical demoRAT response, the dead should vote.

76 posted on 01/30/2005 6:24:33 PM PST by Dashing Dasher (Michael Moore announced his next project: a film looking at voter fraud for the Oscars.)
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To: Diva Betsy Ross
Do we have to call this moron an American... do we really?

A bed-wetting, thumb-sucking, yellow-bellied crybaby drama queen without the sense that God gave a pebble wanna-be Frenchman who needs to spend five minutes with his eyes stapled open so he can see something of reality - YES.

An American - NEVER.

77 posted on 01/30/2005 6:25:57 PM PST by EllaMinnow (Every time a leftist cries, an angel gets its wings.)
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To: PJ-Comix

One of your best! If this doesn't completely illustrate their insanity, nothing will.


78 posted on 01/30/2005 6:31:20 PM PST by KoRn
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To: All

HEADS UP! Meet The Press with John Kerry will be rebroadcast on MSNBC at the top of the hour.


79 posted on 01/30/2005 6:38:40 PM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: CAluvdubya; axel f; penowa
Color me stupid but I haven't heard this one. What is PNAC?

PNAC is an acronym the Project for the New American Century.  They are a neoconservative think-tank that is demonized by the left because their manifesto from 1997 was signed by prominent conservatives like Jeb Bush, Dick Cheney, Bill Bennet, Dan Quayle, Don Rumsfeld, Paul Wolfowitz, et al.

Many of them believe that all evil in the world can be traced back to this relatively small think-tank.

80 posted on 01/30/2005 6:40:38 PM PST by RWR8189 (Its Morning in America Again!)
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