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DUmmie FUnnies 01-25-05 ("Is Big Brother Snooping on DU?")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 25, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 01/25/2005 1:41:43 PM PST by PJ-Comix

The DUmmies are acting paranoid about the possibility of government agencies monitoring them in this DUmmie THREAD titled, “Is Big Brother Snooping on DU?” Actually I would be paranoid if the government weren’t snooping on the DUmmies. Let’s see, DUmmies make threats against the President and talk about their solidarity with extremist groups in Iraq and elsewhere and they expect NOT to be monitored? What alternate universe do they live in? An easy way for the government law enforcement agencies to monitor the DUmmies is to read the Dummie FUnnies which must be a very FUN assignment. Nothing like keeping tabs on the DUmmies while laughing your ass off at the same time by checking out the DUmmie FUnnies. One good example of how the DUFUs helped the Secret Service is when the DUmmie FUnnies featured that nutty DUmmie school teacher who went INSANE with rage against Bush shortly after he was re-elected. However, there are many many other DUmmies that need to be monitored as well. And I would be EXTREMELY WORRIED if their activities (and threats) were not watched. Fortunately, this DUFU edition’s featured DUmmie Thread has reassured me in this matter. As usual, the Bolshevik DUmmie rantings are in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, sending out messages via the secret decoder ring to Agent Mike, is in the [brackets]:

Is Big Brother Snooping on DU?

[LOUSY FREEPER TROLLS?]

I decided to put the old firewall to the test as I logged onto DU today. Usually it just runs in the background, but I thought it would be interesting to see if any unrequested attempts came in to access the computer. Anyone care to interpret this? It's pretty freaking scary on first glance. I ran the browser in a small window so that I could watch the firewall results in real time. Immediately, there were two attempts that were blocked. I looked up the source IP info on ARIN WHOIS. The info:

Attempt 1:
Protocol: UDP
Source IP: 206.39.24.78
OrgName: DoD Network Information Center
OrgID: DNIC
Address: 7990 Science Applications Ct
Address: M/S CV 50
City: Vienna
StateProv: VA
PostalCode: 22183-7000

[If you aren’t planning illegal activities then the only thing you have to worry about is that someone at the DOD is checking out your porn collection featuring The Hedgehog (who rumor says is a registered Freeper).]

Attempt 2:
Protocol: UDP
Source IP: 206.23.89.183
OrgName: Tennessee Board of Regents
OrgID: TBOR
Address: 1415 Murfreesboro Road
Address: Suite 350
City: Nashville
StateProv: TN
PostalCode: 37217

[Maybe someone on the Tennessee board of Regents is a fan of The Hedgehog too.]

Why is the Department of Defense gathering information on us? Under what law is it granted? To what purpose is it directed? What connection does the Tennessee Board of Regents have in this? What the hell is going on???

[Gee! Your DUmmie cohorts makes threats against the President and act as a cheerleading gallery for the terrorists and you have to ask a question like that? As for the Tennessee Board of Regents maybe somebody there is doing research into the tiny DUmmie mind.]

to Agent Mike and all others. Too bad you waste your lives on chasing the wrong enemies.

[Agent Mike is watching the CORRECT people. Just a quick scan of the nutcase DUmmie posts reveals that they need to be watched.]

More sinister scenerio is a plot by the administration, Melon-Scaifee, Rev Moon, Rove, Norquist and all the Usual Suspects to shut down internet discussion sites like this one on the grounds that they breed terrorists.

[It would be stupid of them to shut down the DUmmie site, when you all make it so EASY to monitor anti-American activities.]

Where the suppression will start: not here. That would be too obvious. It will be the Free Republic or a similar site which will be attacked by AG Gonzales first.

[What kind of Loco Weed are you smoking?]

You know, the Freepers don't even get it....when the shit really hits the fan, once Hitler Jr. and his best friend Darth decide they're done playing nice, they'll be the first ones to feel the pain.

[Apparently your divorce from reality has come to fruition.]

I got the EXACT same thing except mine was in Chantilly , VA and I'm nervous about it. Really! And there are so many FREEPERS skulking about in here.

[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]

If they come, they come, and I'll not go quietly when they do.

[Will you yell, “I BELIEVE?”]

Frankly, I really don't give a rat's ass. What I say here is nothing that I wouldn't shout on the town square, so they can't blackmail or embarass me.

[Better to let you embarrass yourself.]

You haven't broken any laws, but they can soon declare you insane

[Not a big stretch there.]

When you realize 9-11 was an inside job that's where they will put you

[Where? In DUmmieland?]

Face the facts.. We are the enemy in the eyes of the evil do'ers running this country.

[Also in the eyes of almost everybody else. All one has to do is listen to 5 minutes of an ANSWER rally to realize who the enemy is---YOU!!!]

I wouldn't be surprised they want to see what us dissenters and unpatriotic citizens are up to so they can spill propaganda on our fire.

[No need to. Only need to quote you folks word for word to discredit you completely.]

Absolute control of cyberspace is one of the stated goals of the Neo-Con think tanks. After I started researching election data, I suddenly found my access blocked to state election sites, election fraud sites, and anything with dot gov. I still am unable to visit NASA's site to view Huygens photos for crying out loud. Like poker, it's a "tell." They don't want the citizens to look too closely or learn too much. Their goals are in place. The next move is to ask for legal means to gain even greater invasion of privacy and freedom in all forms of electronic communication by pressing Congress on grounds of "National Security in the war on terrorism." Like the Patriot Act rationale, their National Cyberspace Security agenda, however, has more to do with control and spying on their own citizens than on any threat to the nation. It's a much larger game of domination without accountability.

[Your post about absolute control of cyberspace is a “tell” for paranoia.]

Our activism has our own leaders on the line now, and they don't like being held accountable for their actions or non-actions one little bit.

[True. Unlike Barbara Boxer, many Democrat leaders don’t want to be embarrassed by having to publicly pander to the DUmmie wackos.]

All they'll find on my internet-surfing history is porn and politics. And porn. Lots of porn.

[More of The Hedgehog?]

Is it not possible that somebody at DoD is a DUer or just curious?

[Somebody working for the Defense Department who is a DUmmie is a FRIGHTENING thought.]

Did anyone really think these threads weren't being monitored by gov't?

[Even worse. The DUmmie threads are monitored by the DUFUs.]

They are snooping on everyone of us! Make no mistake. Every DUer is in their crosshairs. They are watching your internet habits among other things. What a bunch of assholes! Yeah. I am talking about you, Mister Fed snoop! Go spy on some Islamic Fundamentalists or something.

[How about spying on Islamic Fundamentalist ENABLERS aka DUmmieland?]


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KEYWORDS: dummies; traitors
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To: speed_addiction

ooooh, the guy in the blue jacket is kind of scary-looking...sort of like the child-molesting perv that was just picked up about 40 miles north of Atlanta this weekend.


41 posted on 01/25/2005 2:24:19 PM PST by Purrcival
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To: DGray

[... There's nothing more fearsome and terrifying than the Tennessee Board of Regents. Those guys are total bad-asses...]

Speechless because I'm laughing so hard :-D


42 posted on 01/25/2005 2:26:58 PM PST by Purrcival
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To: Purrcival
HEY!!! You beat the ping! How'd you do that?? What, were you hovering over this forum like a vulture? Or were you just lucky? :-)

I hit browse and the DUFUs were at the top of the page. I cheated though, did not even read them before posting my reply.
43 posted on 01/25/2005 2:27:08 PM PST by speed_addiction (Ninja's last words, "Hey guys. Watch me just flip out on that big dude over there!")
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To: PJ-Comix

For an example, P.J., illustrious sir, of the most possible damage DUmmies can do to us, I suggest the following thread, in which the DUmmies describe "the most revengeful thing" each of them ever did.

DUmmies are infantile imbeciles; this is like shooting fish in a barrel.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x2492706


44 posted on 01/25/2005 2:31:09 PM PST by franksolich (always annoyingingly polite)
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To: Dashing Dasher
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45 posted on 01/25/2005 2:32:04 PM PST by cripplecreek (they call me tater.)
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To: PJ-Comix

"After I started researching election data, I suddenly found my access blocked to state election sites, election fraud sites, and anything with dot gov."

Have you paid your dialup bill?


46 posted on 01/25/2005 2:34:49 PM PST by Buck W. (How can anyone who works for a living vote democrat?)
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To: PJ-Comix

"I still am unable to visit NASA's site to view Huygens photos for crying out loud."


Ya mean this one Mr wizard?

http://saturn.jpl.nasa.gov/home/index.cfm


47 posted on 01/25/2005 2:37:03 PM PST by cripplecreek (they call me tater.)
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To: The_Victor
Apparently the DUmmies don't realize that a publicly accessible website is public domain.

That's why we call them . . . DUmmies!!!

48 posted on 01/25/2005 2:37:42 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (They don't disappoint.)
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To: speed_addiction

Some people will do anything to be first. :-)


49 posted on 01/25/2005 2:38:26 PM PST by Purrcival
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To: Purrcival

DOing is against DUmmies principles

They hate to actually do anything physical

:-)


50 posted on 01/25/2005 2:43:09 PM PST by fastattacksailor (This tagline under serious consideration!)
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To: kevkrom

Good call. Exactly what I thought.


51 posted on 01/25/2005 2:45:59 PM PST by Roses0508
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To: kevkrom

"or 3) the DUmmie is just making things up to feed the cycle of paranoia and self-aggrandizement over there."
===

or 4) it could be a FREEPER TROLL posing a DUmmie, feeding the paranoia. LOL!


52 posted on 01/25/2005 2:47:20 PM PST by JLO (Minnesota Nice)
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To: JLO
or 4) it could be a FREEPER TROLL posing a DUmmie, feeding the paranoia. LOL!

Damn! Why didn't I think of that?

53 posted on 01/25/2005 2:48:22 PM PST by kevkrom (If people are free to do as they wish, they are almost certain not to do as Utopian planners wish)
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To: JLO

Either 3) or 4) sounds reasonable to me, madam.

The more I watched DUmmieland today, the more I became convinced we are battling a paper mouse.


54 posted on 01/25/2005 2:52:48 PM PST by franksolich (always annoyingingly polite)
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To: DGray
Tennessee . . . Internet activity . . . Can you add 2 + 2?

Yes, Algore! A perfect Rove plant!

55 posted on 01/25/2005 2:57:20 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (The Rove sees all, knows all, controls all.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Hey DU,

All your computers are belong to us.

56 posted on 01/25/2005 2:59:12 PM PST by paltz
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To: PJ-Comix
Did anyone really think these threads weren't being monitored by gov't?

Did any of these DUmmies remember the Golden Age of Janet Reno and "Carnivore"? No laws, like the Patriot Act, were needed. Every ISP would have government sniffer systems installed just on the say-so of Janet Reno, and her boss, Hitlery Klinton. And they applauded, because Carnivore would protect everyone from "gun runners, tax cheats, and pornographers".

57 posted on 01/25/2005 2:59:22 PM PST by 300winmag (FR's Hobbit Hole supports America's troops)
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To: PJ-Comix

Would the department of Defense actually label themselves "The Department of Defense" if they were secretly eavesdropping on an internet conversation?


58 posted on 01/25/2005 3:07:56 PM PST by Darkwolf377 (Atheist for W)
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To: Darkwolf377

Another good point, sir.


59 posted on 01/25/2005 3:09:46 PM PST by franksolich (always annoyingingly polite)
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To: PJ-Comix
All one has to do is listen to 5 minutes of an ANSWER rally to realize who the enemy is---YOU!!!]

"I HAVE SEEN THE ENEMY--AND HE IS US!-Pogo

60 posted on 01/25/2005 3:11:41 PM PST by luvie ("SELF GOVERNMENT RELIES, IN THE END, ON THE GOVERNING OF THE SELF" GWB 1-20-05 AMEN!)
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