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DUmmie FUnnies 01-21-05 ("Captain Pike was an idiot")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 21, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 01/21/2005 6:01:58 PM PST by PJ-Comix

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To: PJ-Comix

[Either King of Kings or The Greatest Story Ever Told. I get them confused. And I have accepted Jeffrey Hunter in my heart as the ONE TRUE HOLLYWOOD Jesus.]


Huh? What about Jim Caviezel?


21 posted on 01/21/2005 6:22:09 PM PST by Purrcival
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To: Dallas59
" Talosians......Democrats in disguise...

Are you sure that's a disguise?
22 posted on 01/21/2005 6:22:25 PM PST by Wampus SC
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To: Wampus SC

Wait.....ok..I wasn't punished for "wrong thinking"....So I think so..


23 posted on 01/21/2005 6:23:38 PM PST by Dallas59 (Bush said the "F" word 27 times January 20th, 2005!)
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To: PJ-Comix

Amazing. Even when discussing the most inane subject the DUmmies Think fantasy is preferable fo harsh reality.


On an interesting side note last nights episode of Futurama was a crossover between "menagerie" and an episode with a planet where a pure energy being kept a stranded scientist happy.


24 posted on 01/21/2005 6:25:47 PM PST by cripplecreek (they call me tater.)
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To: Purrcival
Huh? What about Jim Caviezel?

He didn't speak English the way Jeffrey Hunter did.

25 posted on 01/21/2005 6:27:08 PM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: Wampus SC

LOL!


26 posted on 01/21/2005 6:28:15 PM PST by Nataku X (You've heard, "Be more like Jesus." But have you ever heard, "Be more like Mohammad"?)
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To: Wampus SC

Wesley's mom was hot....


27 posted on 01/21/2005 6:28:43 PM PST by NonLinear ("If not instantaneous, then extrordinarily fast" - Galileo re. speed of light. circa 1600)
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To: NonLinear

Tasha Yar was a honey but she was getting some robo bumpin from Data.


28 posted on 01/21/2005 6:29:54 PM PST by cripplecreek (they call me tater.)
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To: Purrcival

Which captain was he?


29 posted on 01/21/2005 6:30:26 PM PST by Duke Nukum ("They think we're not generous? Mr. Scott, prepare to beam over billions of cats to the U.N.")
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To: Dallas59

Was it my imagination or were there two types of Talosian voices? Sometimes the voices sounded normal and sometimes they were high pitch. Also Spock, while serving under Pike, seemed to have an ATTITUDE problem. Very unlike the calm Spock who served under Kirk.


30 posted on 01/21/2005 6:30:58 PM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: PJ-Comix

You lost me at "hello".

Who are these people? Pike? Who? What?

Nevermind...


31 posted on 01/21/2005 6:32:02 PM PST by Dashing Dasher ("If guns kill people, I can blame misspelled words on my pencil." (Larry the Cable Guy))
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To: NonLinear
"Wesley's mom was hot....

... and had some serious child raising issues...
32 posted on 01/21/2005 6:32:36 PM PST by Wampus SC
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To: PJ-Comix
But Captain Pike wanted to back to the Talosians after his "accident".


Of course it was 1967-68. PC was getting started...NBC wanted to correct the original episode.
33 posted on 01/21/2005 6:34:25 PM PST by Dallas59 (Bush said the "F" word 27 times January 20th, 2005!)
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I don't mean to be like a DUmmie and read politics into everything in the world, but...you notice how most of the DUmmies would like to be in a prison for life as long as they had a hot chick available? Freedom just isn't important to these people, so it's no wonder they don't care if the Iraqis get freed.


34 posted on 01/21/2005 6:34:42 PM PST by Mr. Silverback (Women need abortion like a fish needs a bicycle.)
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Seemed like he hadn't damped out his emotions from his moms side of the family yet.
35 posted on 01/21/2005 6:35:21 PM PST by Dallas59 (Bush said the "F" word 27 times January 20th, 2005!)
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P.J., sir, don't you think this is a classic example of old fogies over in DUmmieland trying to pose as young kids?

The word "hottie" is a dead giveaway; a word an adult might think a kid uses, but does not.

I have never known of a kid to utter that word; I have only ever known of adults trying to act like kids utter that word.

(Caution: I could be wrong; I am describing this from personal experience, which might or might not be common experience.)

So these DUmmies are acting like a bunch of high-school Trekkies, but I bet most of them are washed-up hippies and hippos in their 40s, 50s, and even early 60s; the sorts old enough to remember when the color on the original "Star Trek" was not as sharp as it later became (and so we are talking the late 1960s, here).

I bet most of these are old washed-up farts.


36 posted on 01/21/2005 6:36:15 PM PST by franksolich (always unflappably and unfailingly polite--I can't help being myself)
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37 posted on 01/21/2005 6:39:25 PM PST by Jackknife (No man is entitled to the blessings of freedom unless he be vigilant in its preservation.-MacArthur)
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I have a few words for DU talking about Star Trek.

MR. SCOTT, GENERAL OREDER 24, IN TWO HOURS, TWO HOURS!!!


38 posted on 01/21/2005 6:46:54 PM PST by Springman
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To: Duke Nukum

[Which captain was he?]

In reference to "true Hollywood Jesus", Jim Caviezel would have been Cap'n Jesus in Mel Gibson's "Passion of the Christ"


39 posted on 01/21/2005 6:47:00 PM PST by Purrcival
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----Captain Pike was an idiot. Here he is, on a planet with a woman who is HOT HOT HOT!, and is hot in many different forms, and yet he insists on getting back to the Enterprise. And yeah, Vina, in real life, is a horribly deformed yucko; but the Talosians can make her into anything! And what they make her into is HOT HOT HOT!----

All right. Now these peabrains think they're gonna start screwing around with STAR TREK. I don't think so, DUmbasses.

Had you short-busser sadsacks the mental capacity to really understand the episode, you'd have understood that "The Cage" was in fact an allegory for the sad little lives led by you, the denizens of Democratic Underground, mainly, an examination of what happens to a society when it chooses to wallow in illusion and fantasy rather than going out into the world and dealing with life as it actually is. The Talosians had basically nuked their entire planet uncounted centuries before and were forced underground; instead of rebuilding their civilization as best they could, they concentrated on enhancing their mental abilities, to the point that they could exist in total illusion rather than live in the real world. Pike, meanwhile, was frustrated with his life and responsibilities as a starship captain, and himself nearly fell victim to the hide-myself-away mentality by considering chucking his entire career and running off to become an Orion slave trader. It was his experience with the illusionists on Talos, and his encounter with Vina -- who could not deal with returning to society in her disfigured state -- that convinced him that he had to continue along his chosen path and contend with all the challenges it threw his way, which meant going back to the Enterprise and not resigning his commission. Jeez, did Pike's conversation with Dr. Boyce not illuminate any of this for you? Did you not remember Boyce's words that "a man either lives life as it happens to him, meets it head-on and licks it.... or turns his back on it and starts to wither away." Retreating with Vina into a world of illusion would have been the easy path to take. But then, I guess I shouldn't be surprised that you low-life lily-livered lemon-sucking leftists would want him to choose that option, because your whole lives are dedicated to taking the easy way out of things, aren't they?

Christopher Pike would gladly have taken the time to ram a Starfleet-issue boot up the behinds of every last one of you. Even after he'd been horribly crippled by delta radiation in his heroic rescue of cadets on a training mission, he'd have gotten right out of that automated life-support wheelchair and WALKED, just as if John Kerry had been elected, and he'd have walked right up to all of YOU, and then we'd have seen who the real idiots were, wouldn't we, honchos?

You children all make me sick. STAR TREK is clearly beyond your collective grasp. Go back to your episodes of "Lost in Space". Or better yet, stick to that watered-down touchy-feely "The Next Generation" crap; that show seems to be more your speed.

Oh, and by the way, George Bush is still president.

-Dan

40 posted on 01/21/2005 6:48:46 PM PST by Flux Capacitor (HOWARD THE DUCK in 2008)
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