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DUmmie FUnnies 01-20-05 ("Protesters pepper sprayed")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 20, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 01/20/2005 5:49:17 PM PST by PJ-Comix

In this DUmmie THREAD titled, “WTF? Protesters(behind 10 ft. fence) pepper sprayed,” the denizens of DUmmieland actually act outraged that they are not free to pelt the President’s limo. They act like this “restriction” on their freedom to act like thugs is yet another sign of impending fascism. They are lucky. If it were up to me, the DUmmies would have been sprayed with ice cold water whenever they tossed anything at the presidential limousine. So let us now read of DUmmie outrage in Bolshevik Red and the commentary of your humble correspondent in the [brackets]:

WTF? Protesters(behind 10 ft. fence) pepper sprayed.

[An OUTRAGE…..until you consider the fact that those poor widdle protestors hurled projectiles at the Presidents limo.]

Bush....you Hitler you!!!

[True. Not allowing DUmmies to throw things at the presidential limo is most definitely a sign of fascism.]

The world is disgusted at a country which proclaims to "spread democracy" when that country manipulates/controls/abuses it own people.

[Abusing DUmmies by not allowing them to threaten the President. Shameful!]

"...after demonstrators threw objects over the fence at police ...." That's what happens when you do that. No sympathy from me-- at all.

[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]

Why not just grease them all? They're already penned in, you don't even have to chase 'em.

[That idea will definitely be taken under consideration.]

I'm abosolutely positive that the whole crowd there didn't throw objects. Yet they just pulled out the big pepper spray cannon and let loose on that entire area. And with wind a huge band of people can be caught in that.

[Hang out with jerks and you should expect the worst.]

I'm willing to wager that it wasn't the ones right up front close to the fence doing the throwing, yet they bore the brunt of the spray. Not cool.

[Tough luck. And I’ll bet the DUmmies not throwing anything were cheering on the DUmmies who were tossing projectiles.]

Throwing things at the presidential motorcade, and I don't care what it is, is inexcusable. No sympathy here either. People have a way of connecting acts like this to the whole Democratic party, and they don't need the media to do it for them, they do it on their own. Dumb move.

[Another act of self-marginalization by the DUmmies.]

OH BULLSHIT..it's looking like Sheriff Clarke in Alabama in the 60's you don't indiscriminately harm an entire crowd for the actions of a few

[Except that the rest of the crowd was encouraging the hurlers.]

Sorry, but it was crowd control. And they were throwing things. I saw that much on C-Span. If you go to protest, you know this can happen so you should be prepared. The police were trying to keep this from getting out of control.

[You make too much sense you LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]

Note to the protesters, if you don't want to be pepper sprayed, don't throw shit at cops.

[I repeat…LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]

Good rule of thumb: Don't throw things at the President. Actually, don't throw things at anyone. But if you throw things at the President, you are probably going to get your ass beat by someone.

[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]

I remember MLK constantly throwing eggs at Alabama state troopers.

[Martin Luther King throwing eggs at Alabama state troopers? Making up history now, are we?]


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KEYWORDS: dummies; internment; nexttimeusesarin; spraythemall
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To: franksolich
"Did you see the thread where the DUmmies admitted "Not a Damned Dime Day" flopped, sir?"


Speaking of, I got a real good deal on a 4 drawer Snap on tool box today and the wife paid big bucks for a top of the line Litman stethoscope.
21 posted on 01/20/2005 6:01:18 PM PST by cripplecreek (they call me tater.)
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To: franksolich
Did you see the thread where the DUmmies admitted "Not a Damned Dime Day" flopped, sir?

Oh~!! Post the link so I may revel in the schadenfreude plz! ^^

22 posted on 01/20/2005 6:01:23 PM PST by lutz (got wood?)
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To: PJ-Comix

Niven's First Law: Never throw s**t at an armed person.

Niven's Second Law: Never stand next to someone throwing s**t at an armed person.

(Larry Niven formulated these after the 1968 Democratic Convention.)


23 posted on 01/20/2005 6:01:57 PM PST by Poohbah (God must love fools. He makes so many of them...)
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To: franksolich
I lived through Martin Luther King, and read a lot about him, and nowhere, but nowhere, do I recall any anecdote about him "throwing eggs" or doing anything disruptive against the police.

I think the egg throwing would have been against Dr. King's philosophy. The concept was so silly, I thought perhaps the poster was being sarcastic. No one would actually believe that, would they?

24 posted on 01/20/2005 6:02:15 PM PST by GraceCoolidge
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To: GraceCoolidge

He never did that. He was a man of peace. They are full of crap over there as usual.


25 posted on 01/20/2005 6:02:50 PM PST by Beeline40@aol.com (What is an Esthetician...?)
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To: franksolich

DUmmies now being featured on C-SPAN2.


26 posted on 01/20/2005 6:02:52 PM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: GraceCoolidge

Surprisingly, Madam--by the way, I've read a lot about the spouse of Calvin Coolidge, wonderful woman she was--the DUmmies are always inventing history; this is nothing new, and I doubt if this was sarcasm on the part of the DUmmie.

Ignorance and wishful thinking, but not sarcasm.


27 posted on 01/20/2005 6:04:22 PM PST by franksolich (love does much, but money does it all)
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To: PJ-Comix

today was so great.
GW BUSH was spectacular.
and we get DUFU's for desert.
my gosh i'm doing something right, oh yeah it's called
BACKING A WINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
4 more years , 4 more years infinitum


28 posted on 01/20/2005 6:04:30 PM PST by 537cant be wrong (no kittie! thats my pot pie!)
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To: PJ-Comix

did they throw anything more after this?


29 posted on 01/20/2005 6:04:43 PM PST by Duke Nukum ("They think we're not generous? Mr. Scott, prepare to beam over billions of cats to the U.N.")
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To: franksolich
"Did you see the thread where the DUmmies admitted "Not a Damned Dime Day" flopped, sir?"

Lets see....breakfast, gas...and, oh yeah, a new truck.

E*S*&*D you DUmmies!
30 posted on 01/20/2005 6:06:43 PM PST by 45semi (Man has only those rights he can defend...)
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To: PJ-Comix
Why not just grease them all? They're already penned in, you don't even have to chase 'em.

This statement has made me change my mind about the DUmmies. After all the sorrow and failure they've been through recently, they think about us enough to try and cheer us up. We don't need it but I thank them anyway.

31 posted on 01/20/2005 6:06:44 PM PST by Hillarys Gate Cult ("Don't get eliminated!" - MXC)
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To: PJ-Comix
Too funny! I love the advice--don't throw anything. And yet...

This past election season, an uberlib neighbor of mine stopped in front of my house, cleared her sinuses into her throat, and coughed up a huge phlegmball at my "Bush/Cheney" sign--just as a big ol' gust of wind blew her hair into her face. I damn near wet myself laughing.

I'm so glad she hadn't heeded the well known advice, "Never spit in the wind."

32 posted on 01/20/2005 6:07:21 PM PST by grellis (#47,569 11-29-00. See? I made it easy for ya!)
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To: lutz

The thread is probably still there--I first saw it circa 3:00 this afternoon (Nebraska time)--but I never learned how to link (I am not computer illiterate, but neither am I a computer genius). I will go over there and dig, but do not expect an answer for some hours. It is rough work, shoveling through excresence to find a specific thing, when it is all....excresence, to begin with.


33 posted on 01/20/2005 6:07:26 PM PST by franksolich (love does much, but money does it all)
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To: GraceCoolidge; franksolich; beezdotcom
No one would actually believe that, would they?

No ... no, really. Bill was there and he told me about it. Right before King burned down the church, he said. Vivid memory.
34 posted on 01/20/2005 6:10:06 PM PST by Mike Fieschko (Stop or I shall be forced to say stop again.)
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To: franksolich

Like trying to find a turd in a sh*tpile huh?


35 posted on 01/20/2005 6:10:07 PM PST by cripplecreek (they call me tater.)
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To: franksolich

"Did you see the thread where the DUmmies admitted "Not a Damned Dime Day" flopped, sir?"

Link please.


36 posted on 01/20/2005 6:10:48 PM PST by imskylark
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To: grellis

lol


37 posted on 01/20/2005 6:10:58 PM PST by mastercylinder (support our troops nuke Mecca)
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To: cripplecreek

Right, sir, our man in Michigan, and a good one.


38 posted on 01/20/2005 6:11:28 PM PST by franksolich (always unflappably and unfailingly polite--I can't help being myself)
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To: PJ-Comix

I wish DUmmies in Seattle were that rational. Up here at Seattle Central Community College: "At one point, protesters confronted two Army recruiters in a hallway, tearing up their brochures and throwing them on the floor. After a 10-minute standoff the recruiters agreed to leave and were escorted from the college by security guards."

Bring the pepper spray to Seattle!


39 posted on 01/20/2005 6:11:29 PM PST by SSgtRast (Doing my best to tick off the secular left.)
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To: PJ-Comix
WASHINGTOWNED
40 posted on 01/20/2005 6:12:59 PM PST by Ranker
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