Posted on 01/19/2005 6:56:42 AM PST by PJ-Comix
The DUmmies have gone from believing (“I Believe”) to fantasizing. Where recently they stated “I Believe John Kerry Will Be Inaugurated On Jan. 20,” they have now gone to fantasy as in this DUmmie THREAD titled “What's your fantasy for the inaugural Thursday?” If the DUmmies want to know what MY fantasy is, it is that Senator Barack Obama is laughing his ass off at the DUmmies via the DUFUs. The big difference is that my fantasy is actually in the realm of reality. However, let us indulge the DUmmies their fantasy as WE laugh our asses off at them in this DUFU edition. The DUmmie fantasies are in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, who hopes to watch the good senator on Oprah later today, is in the [brackets]:
What's your fantasy for the inaugural Thursday? Chimp's tele-prompter malfunctioning? Chimp tripping and scraping his face again at an important moment? Chimp's mystery bulge dropping out of the back of his jacket?
[Chimp taking the oath of office at noon?]
Frigid temps. Snowstorm. Everything cancelled.
[Excellent weather. DUmmieland crashes.]
close to 6 billion people protesting facism. Thats what this is about FACISM there is no cute little word for it,no sound bite,hate rant ,racist comment,it is facism .
[An election campaign with televised debates. It MUST be facism.]
I wake up from my nightmare. Find out that it was just a bad dream. Find out it's actually just the morning of Nov. 3 and Kerry won. Or, wake up to see Kerry taking the oath.
[Check your time and date. It is the afternoon of Nov. 2. All you DUmmies are loudly gloating over the Kerry victory due to the exit polls. Take a celebratory swig of champagne from Susan Estrich’s bottle.]
How about one of the parade floats turning out to be a display filled ...with proof of the election fraud? When it stops in front of Bush's private viewing booth, a load of policemen burst out of it and cart Bush off in handcuffs. Kerry rides in on a beautiful white horse and takes the oath of office instead of Bush ...
[The trouble is that campaign float has nothing but balloons full of hot air.]
Teresa gets so upset that she buys an island, and lets all of us live on it.
[That fantasy already happened. The island is called Nantucket. However, you peons aren’t allowed anywhere near it.]
I see eggs. Lots of eggs....
[I see jail time. Lots of jail time.]
French and German special forces advance on Washington...A snatch and grab mission executed to perfection. The result: a one way trip to the Hague for * and Co. to find out just how "quaint and obsolete" the Geneva Conventions really are.
[The only trouble with that scenario is that the French forces would surrender to the German forces before they even reach Washington.]
If I say what my fantasy really is the SS will not doubt pay a visit.
[You’re already said quite enough. Now answer that knocking at your door, DUmmie SheilaT. I repeat, DUmmie SheilaT.]
Surprise visit from Osama and his boys in 2001, I told friends was afraid to visit DC during the inauguration because I thought airplanes would be flying into buildings. Hell, I was eight months before my time (9/11). I would not be surprised if Osama has a special present for the President.
[And I wouldn’t be surprised if you have a special present from the Secret Service, DUmmie fortyfeetunder. I repeat, DUmmie fortyfeetunder.]
DUmmieland posts about the Inauguration should be VERY interesting so don't miss out. This is a good time to ask to be placed on the DUmmie FUnnies PING List.
PING!
Can I say "First"?
My fantasy is to see all the DUmmies crying into their collective steins of beer. Wailing and be-moaning about the inequity of it all.
Oh, What a world, what a world..............
BBBBWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
HHAAAAAAAAA, HHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
See Y'all at the Freeper Ball!
Wonder what took Oprah so long to get your favorite senator on the show? ;)
Wonder what took Oprah so long to get your favorite senator on the show? ;)
Denial, delusion, depravity. The Underground of RATS.
"Chimp's mystery bulge dropping out of the back of his jacket?"
Beats the mystery bulge that slipped out of Clinton's pants and fell into ML's mouth.
Hell they're not. Who do you think cuts the grass?
Does anybody know a way to check on the Web the schedule of the Oprah show on my local cable? I can't seem to find what channel her show is on locally nor the time.
LOL!!!
From what I heard in the Starr report it is more of a bump than a buldge.
"French and German special forces advance on Washington...A snatch and grab mission executed to perfection. The result: a one way trip to the Hague for * and Co. to find out just how "quaint and obsolete" the Geneva Conventions really are."
Hoping for an invasion force? If they think Iraq is bad wait till they see what American citizens would do to the so called french and german troops.
That's precisely the pic I was thinking of when I typed my post..
LOL!
You can create a (free) account with TV Guide to get your local listings. If you don't feel like registering, Bugmenot can help.
I just might work late tomorrow just so I can watch the DUmmies congregate in front of the federal building. Might as well stay, their little march is bound to screw up the bus schedule and cause me to miss my train. Pinheads.
Funny thing, though, their little protest in front of the federal building is at 5:00pm... the inauguration will be hours old by then. They will accomplish nothing other than ticking off the working folks by fouling up traffic and giving the federal workers a half hour of admin leave so they can get out of the building.
... nor, apparently, any properly spelled one. :)
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